What video game quotes make you giggle everytime you hear them?
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[QUOTE=ser770;23272320]The smiley's from the first Manhunt game always crack me up a little
Smiley: I recognize these shoeprints... they were made by my shoes!
Smileys: I just wouldn't shut up! Nag nag nag nag! He had no choice but to hit me with that crowbar![/QUOTE]
I second this and follow it up with:
"I know the sound of my own shoes, asshole!"
[QUOTE]"United I stand, slags!"[/QUOTE]
-Jacob Norris.
Team Fortress 2, Heavy
[B]I AM FULL OF SANDWICH AND I AM COMING FOR YOU[/B]
[quote]"Shena's ass is the best" -Elona[/quote]
What makes this quote funny is that it's one of those random lines everyone says.
Which makes trees, monsters, rocks, gods and mortals of the ENTIRE continent agree on one thing: "Shena's ass is the best."
[QUOTE=Juniez;23268619]"Give me all your intelligence."
"I have no intelligence!"
"Heh, you just called yourself stupid."
or something like that[/QUOTE]
Sam fisher is a true badass!
[quote]Guard 1: "Man, did you play Prince Of Persia? The new one?"
Guard 2: "nope, but I heard it was great"
Guard 1: "Damn right".[/quote]
or something liek that, from Splinter Cell Chaos Theory :v:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68mbFvenlaQ[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RMFwzoxCUM[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQHGbZJYKP0[/media]
And:
I've fought mud crabs more fearsome than you!
[QUOTE=Bi0hazard;23267342]Pretty much all the random exclamations by GTA IV pedestrians.[/QUOTE]
In gta 3 someone was always like "Aint no thang but a chicken wang"
Oh and a classic....
[B]"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"[/B]
"What sick men send babies to fight us?" -TF2 Heavy
[quote] BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA, IT'S THE GRAND CHAMPION![/quote]
Well less giggle, more immense dread.
Gigglewise, anything said by Little Jacob in GTA4 :v:
[quote]"By the way... do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking.""[/quote]
"What do you mean, Earth-clan?"
Pitne For, Volus trader in sexy Asari Justicar's recruitment mission. Mass Effect 2.
I don't know why, but the first mission for [sp]Mikhail[/sp] where you go with [sp]Dimitri[/sp] to the porn shop in GTA IV.
Dimitri: I got a present
Niko: Will you wrap it up and put a pretty bow on it?
Dimitri: Screw You!
I don't know why it was, but the first time I heard it I giggled I guess.
Anything by the Demoman in TF2. Like...
[quote] 'just bought two tickets to the gunshow, and I'm not giving 'em to ya... I'm going with [i]your[/i] ticket! Hehehehe![/quote]
[quote]...gonna take down to the pain train station in train town...[/quote]
Crackdown 2:
When you kill a team mate:
"That peacekeeper had a wife and family. How would [B]you[/B] like to break the bad news?
The first time your car explodes:
"Watch out for moments where your car is under so much damage it explodes. Like [B]now[/B]."
There's soooo many funny quotes, but I'll post mine what I remember now.
"[I]Hehe you're an idiot[/I]" Bill(L4D)
"[I]Get out of here Stalker![/I]"
"[B]Turian[/B]: [I]Do you take pleasure commiting genocide![/I] [B]Shepard[/B]: [I]Depends on a species, Turian[/I]."
And so on.
[quote]I've seen worse in Croydon on a Friday night![/quote]
[quote]Money money money![/quote]
[quote]'ere, watch that bloody big knife![/quote]
[quote]Put the wood in the 'ole, guv'nor![/quote]
[quote]I AM WELDING THIS DOAH.[/quote]
Anything from Killing Floor
[quote]That means Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space![/quote]
-Randomly heard in Mass Effect 2.
Let's not forget, I said come in, don't stand there!
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;23266111][b][i]YELLOW CAAAAAARRRR[/b][/i]
It's Niko Bellic when he's drunk and calling for a taxi.[/QUOTE]Damn that one always made me giggle too. :3
"Hey! There's no award for TK's!" - That high ranking girl in Halo 3 if you hit her in Crow's Nest with the IWHBYD skull on
"I'M DRUNK! YOU DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE!!"
"Thankfully, I already don't remember this.."
-the Demoman
Any time the engineer says damnit.
"You're really starting to piss me off"
"Everything is soooo simple; when you have a rocket launcher; FOR AN ARM!"
-Patriarch, Killingfloor
"Ya know my buddeh Keith had his car dropped off a bridge like this wun heah. Yeah so he was drivin' over it late at night and right there in the middle of the bridge was what looked like to Keith's estimation like a dead bear. So Keith gets out his car to find like a stick to poke at it, right? Well turns out it's just some lady's fur coat that must've fallen out her car! So, hey, free coat, right? Now, owls won't normally attack a man, but in this case they were hungry, and that made them [i]reckless[/i], man. Keith reckons they must've been there for hours watchin' what they [i]thought[/i] was a bear carcass. Cuz as soon as he picked it up, them owls had claws in him an inch deep! Well Keith figgers his best bet is ta jump inna lake 'cuz owls can't swim! Well them owls cood! He fawt them fer like 20 minnits treadin' watuh. And durin' that time a boat came bridge went up and down went Keith's car. Man, sometimes natchuh's tryin' ta teach us, if we'd onleh lissen."
All grammar, punctuation, and spelling mistakes are intentional.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;23281429]"Ya know my buddeh Keith had his car dropped off a bridge like this wun heah. Yeah so he was drivin' over it late at night and right there in the middle of the bridge was what looked like to Keith's estimation like a dead bear. So Keith gets out his car to find like a stick to poke at it, right? Well turns out it's just some lady's fur coat that must've fallen out her car! So, hey, free coat, right? Now, owls won't normally attack a man, but in this case they were hungry, and that made them [I]reckless[/I], man. Keith reckons they must've been there for hours watchin' what they [I]thought[/I] was a bear carcass. Cuz as soon as he picked it up, them owls had claws in him an inch deep! Well Keith figgers his best bet is ta jump inna lake 'cuz owls can't swim! Well them owls cood! He fawt them fer like 20 minnits treadin' watuh. And durin' that time a boat came bridge went up and down went Keith's car. Man, sometimes natchuh's tryin' ta teach us, if we'd onleh lissen."
All grammar, punctuation, and spelling mistakes are intentional.[/QUOTE]
"Remember that time when me and keith did something? and Keiths suffered a horrible accident due to sheer stupidity?"
