"No worries, real men often take the back door."
Zulus in Pripyat-1 underpass in Stalker: Call of Pripyat when you have to make a detour due to a collapsed tunnel. That and "Welcome to our Swamp Icebreaker" are the most memorable lines in the game IMO.
"They're waiting for you Gordon....In the tessssssst chambeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr."
Every time I hear that line in Half Life I just want to put a robot there...
"Is Dr. Kleiner telling us to....get busy?"
Me thinking: 'oh god yes.'
If you dont know, then screw you.
Maybe some said this before, but in Oblivion, in the alchemy shop in Anvil I think, this chick asks whats the fine for necrophilia? and when you ask if its a first offence, she says, oh no, definitely not, or something like that
Commander Boreale's speech in Dawn of War: Soulstorm.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeCfod1XT7E[/media]
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Oh, also:
[B][I]SIIIIIIIIINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIII![/I][/B]
"Watcha sneak in with you,Bats? C'mon,tell me, tell me! Batarangs? Batclaws? Batsnacks?"
-The Joker
[QUOTE=MagicBurrito;23282970]uhh.. he says Boomstick.. like shotgun.[/QUOTE]
Oh... Makes sense either way due to wooden handle and stuff...
That was an amazing killing spree
[B]BY THE OTHER TEAM.[/B]
Sometimes, i dream about cheese
When this is all over, i'm gonna mate.
[b]YEAH RIGHT[/b]
[QUOTE=]My pokemon are all rock hard, and have true grit determination![/QUOTE]
Brock, in Pokemon (insert pokemon game with Brock in it here).
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;23286095]"Watcha sneak in with you,Bats? C'mon,tell me, tell me! Batarangs? Batclaws? Batsnacks?"
-The Joker[/QUOTE]
Pretty much everything Joker said in Arkham Asylum had me laughing.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;23285839]Maybe some said this before, but in Oblivion, in the alchemy shop in Anvil I think, this chick asks whats the fine for necrophilia? and when you ask if its a first offence, she says, oh no, definitely not, or something like that[/QUOTE]
You're talking about Falanu Hlaalu in Skingrad I presume. Even the skingrad inhabitants say stuff like "I've seen her around the graveyard with a smile on her face".
My face after I saw both those things: :I
[B]TF2 Demoman[/B]
Oooh they're gonna have to tape you together
[I]or something like that[/I]
Anything John Marston says.
"I'd hate to take money from a lady" When Bonnie says she's better at horse handling.
I thought it was so clever.
[QUOTE=Swilly;23266179]Zeke"One of my boys thinks she's working with DARPA."
Cole:"You have 'boys'?"
Zeke:"Look, I'm being serious man, now DARPA is the mother-load of black-ops crap. If she's in with those clowns, you better watch out, son."
Cole:"Yeah, yeah, yeah, and Santa Claus shot J.F.K., now where are those drinks?"[/QUOTE]
I just played through that a few minutes ago.
"Damn pedestrians..."
After running over a bunch of people in a sports car.
Or
"GET OFF THE STREET YOU MANIACS!"
After running over a bunch of motorcyclists.
Both from Just Cause 2
"I'll nip it in the bud."
-Sephiroth from Dissidia Final Fantasy. I was trying to take his conversation seriously until I looked away and thought I heard him say "I'll nip it in the butt".
"Please relinquish your weapons."
"I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?"
"Would you kindly..."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
- The Scout dying.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;23289288]"Please relinquish your weapons."
"I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?"[/QUOTE]
"What are you gonna do, shoot us?"
"If I have to... [i]Do I have to?[/i]"
[quote=Zombie]YABBA MY ICING[/quote]
teehee
You Wannnnkeeerssssssssssssss
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Or
[QUOTE]Yer all fur coat no-knickahs, bitchesssss[/QUOTE]
[b]Spehss Mahreens![/b]
Most of the things Francis says in Crash Course.
Mainly the "passing gas" lines.
[QUOTE=xpod1;23296733]You Wannnnkeeerssssssssssssss
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Or[/QUOTE]
One in the pipe.
[quote]"You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs."
"What the hell does that mean?"
"You can't start a preemptive expansionist war without causing a little accidental collateral damage!"
"Oh. Well why didn't you just say so?"[/quote]
Raze's Hell. I absolutely LOVE this game. :v:
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