What video game quotes make you giggle everytime you hear them?
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"you are so small, iz funny to me"
[IMG]http://i25.tinypic.com/5dwfpi.jpg[/IMG]
Metal bawkses
"How did you city folk kill hunters?"
"We sure as hell didn't use guns! We would just wrestle hunters to the ground with our bare hands- I used to kill 10... 20 a day!"
-HL2 Ep 2
"AH EM WEWDIN DIS DOA!"
-Killing Floor
"Democracy is Non-Negotiable!"
"Chance of Red Chinese victory: ZERO PERCENT!"
-Fallout 3
"Communism is the very definition of failure!"
[QUOTE]I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.[/QUOTE]
If you don't know it, you had no childhood.
[QUOTE=broo20;23299109]If you don't know it, you had no childhood.[/QUOTE]
I'm here to drink milk, and kick ass. And I've finished my milk.
[b]A Bachelor Party on Ilium in Mass Effect 2:[/b]
[b]Salarian:[/b] [i]'I don't know why humans are attracted to Asari since they look just like female Salarians.'[/i]
[b]Human:[/b] [i]'Wait what? They look just like us!'[/i]
[b]Turian:[/b] [i]'What are you talking about they look just like Turians check out the head ridges...wait you don't suppose they somehow hypnotize us into thinking they look like females of our race do they? Wait no I must not let my fantasies about the Asari die.'[/i]
KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!
-from the family conflict on Dantooine in KOTOR
[QUOTE=Jimesu_Evil;23295873]"What are you gonna do, shoot us?"
"If I have to... [i]Do I have to?[/i]"[/QUOTE]
Mass Effect 2 has the most badass quotes ever.
[img]http://dod.dotagame.com/media/fan_art/thumbs/ben_drinking.gif[/img]
I'm not putting my lips on that.
[QUOTE=liltourette;23286008]Commander Boreale's speech in Dawn of War: Soulstorm.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeCfod1XT7E[/media]
[editline]10:32PM[/editline]
Oh, also:
[B][I]SIIIIIIIIINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIII![/I][/B][/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqinPt-vN54&feature=related[/media]
this is all joker's fault. what a tool he was, I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7aU0sLAcs8[/media]
that was a joke
[quote]Mmmppphh!!![/quote]
TF2 Pyro.
"Cheesy vaginas!" When you scare a pedestrian on GTA IV
[QUOTE=Xionasis;23302111]"Cheesy vaginas!" When you scare a pedestrian on GTA IV[/QUOTE]
i thought it was JIZZY vagina....oh well
I'M CAPTAIN BASCH FON RONSENBERG OF DALMASCA.
/caps
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSyfGm6wXgs[/media]
[QUOTE=Gordon Freeman]...[/QUOTE]
'Did you say NERD?'
'[I]NODE.'
[/I]
From Metal Gear Solid 2.
"Give me a name, or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a KROGAN!"
-Renegade Shepard
Anna Navarre: You're wearing sunglasses on a night operation?
JC Denton: My vision is augmented.
[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070903133340/uncyclopedia/images/0/09/JCDenton.jpg[/img]
"WORK YA DAMN NAG"-Jack Marston, when on horseback, Red Dead Redemption
"ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS STUPID, OR ARE YA MAKIN' A SPECIAL EFFORT TODAY?"-Bad Karma John Marston, Red Dead Redemption
"OI, SUZY" - Cpt. McMillian, Call of Duty 4
"Sarge, your eyes are the most beautiful shade of deep brown"
"You betta back da fuck offa me, Hags"
-Hags and Sarge during a mission, Battlefield Bad Company 2
[quote=GLaDOS]"Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not. Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."[/quote]
[editline]12:37AM[/editline]
lol at the layman's term.
[editline]12:37AM[/editline]
anything GLaDOS says can be quoted and still sound cool.
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[quote=GLaDOS]"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."[/quote]
Assuming direct control.
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