What video game quotes make you giggle everytime you hear them? - Games

"We need a police officer to break up a battle between ninjas and pirates" Then at the bottom of the HUD it says "break up the battle of the century" Saints row 2 from the fuzz side mission

[QUOTE](Humming walk of the Valkyria)[/QUOTE] Rico, Just Cause 2, After continiusly firing at a base with a military helicopter. [QUOTE]Oh, and Jill. Here's a lockpick, it might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.[/QUOTE] Barry Burton, original Resident Evil

[quote=Barry Burton (RE1)]You almost became a Jill sandwich![/quote] That one.

"I'm gonna kill you both, drain out all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell you all the cool shit I want for Christmas." - Clyde, Army of Two

Mike Toreno from San Andreas: [quote][B]Carl Johnson:[/B] [Toreno is calling CJ on his cell phone] Toreno? [B]Mike Toreno:[/B] Carl, learn to fly. [B]Carl Johnson:[/B] I'm on it, man, I swear! [B]Mike Toreno:[/B] "I'm on it, man, I swear" Same old broken record, Carl. But that's fine... because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight, Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present - a big tube of lube. [B]Carl Johnson:[/B] Shit, dude, okay! Okay! I swear, man, I'm gonna be the best pilot! [B]Mike Toreno:[/B] I'd love to hear you, Carl, I can't hear you. All I can hear is your brother's love cries as 8 kilometers of cock find its way up his ass. "Aaooowww? That's your brother, okay? No big problem. [B]Carl Johnson:[/B] Wait! Please, man! [B]Mike Toreno:[/B] That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl? [B]Carl Johnson:[/B] OK, man, I get the message. [/quote] [editline]02:08PM[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJF194q0-kU[/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL_4eZeawpU[/media] Makes me laugh every time

isn't there a uncensored version of the n64 version? i know the xbox one was uncensored,but the n64 one?

"X-Men, Welcome to die!" [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdAmkx8eAos[/media]

"Anybody catch that? All I understood was very." "I think he wants us to give up the General to his poorly trained collection of bounty hunters."

"Stupid Animal" When you kill a small animal in Red dead redemption

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"

Anything Hags and Flynn say in BFBC2. Anything Scooter says in Borderlands, especially "SMOKIN' JESUS TITTY CINNAMON, THAT THINGS A MONSTER! IT'S GONNA BE SWEET!"

"[B]Niko, we are gentlemen. We should go to a gentlemen's club.[/B]" -Roman inviting you to the strip club.

[b]Glottis:[/b] Manny, until now we scraped along the ground like rats, but from now on, we soar. Like eagles. Yeah. LIKE EAGLES... ON... POGO STICKS. [b]Manuel Calavera:[/b] As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself. [b]Manuel Calavera:[/b] I think we should team up - be partners. [b]Domino Hurley:[/b] Oh, I would, but I could never be partners with someone who was so much more of a man than me. [b]Manuel Calavera:[/b] Oh, come on... I've seen your wife. from [b]Grim Fandango[/b] (everything in this game makes me giggle though) ---- [b]Morte:[/b] Women were the reason I became a monk - and, ah, the reason I switched back... [b]Nordom:[/b] Attention; Morte. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose? [b]Morte:[/b] Is Annah still wearing clothes? [b]Nordom:[/b] Affirmatory. [b]Morte:[/b] Then the answer is yes. [b]Morte:[/b] One time you awoke obsessed with the idea that *I* was your skull and chased me around the Spire trying to shatter and devour me. Luckily, you were crushed by a passing cart in the street. [b]Nordom:[/b] A query, Annah: is your tail's purpose to indicate your current level of hostility? [b]Annah:[/b] [angrily] What kind of stupid question is that you pikin' sod box? [b]Nordom:[/b] My analysis is correct. Danger! Danger! from [b]Planescape: Torment[/b]. I love Morte. I wish they'd make more games in the planescape 'verse.

"Myyyyyyyy nnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeee eeeeeeyyyyyyysssssss Bbbbbbbbboooooooollllllllllloooooooooo Santooosiiiii"

"Excuse me sir but this is bull shit" After giving a marine a plasma pistol for his BR in halo 2

[QUOTE=Lucky turl;23463772]After you eat some Russian Glowcaps in MGS3.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y99LB6ncnHU&feature=related[/media] "I'm... in a box."

"tell breen i said fuck you"

"What'd you say!? A horse wiener!? Now, THAT'S dangerous! Guys, don't let your guard down!" Laharl of Disgaea