and this is what I will think of every time I see those black spikes now...
at least now I'm more motivated to avoid them.
Oh great, now I'll never look at co-op the same way.
Hahah, going off his comments this is a very obvious troll. Still hilarious though.
I'M CHRISTIAN AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
(But seriously i am christian)
Good thing I gave up Catholicism for Lent.
[QUOTE=Sweet_Water;29399212]ITT: Facepunch doesn't know how to detect satire, even when it's punched into their faces.
This wasn't even a reasonably believable satire, either.[/QUOTE]
I knew it when he says the other dad burned the Portal 2 DVD on a barbecue.
[QUOTE=Smashman;29397241]Oh phew, satire.
I got rather worried.[/QUOTE]
this x3
[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;29402038]I knew it when he says the other dad burned the Portal 2 DVD on a barbecue.[/QUOTE]
I knew it when he said "DVD."
WOW. I didn't know that Christians could get THIS crazy. I'm a Christian myself, but this is just insane. What is WRONG with some people. Damnit this is ridiculous!
Oh wait.. was this a joke? Was he serious whoever wrote this? (cue dumb rates)
[QUOTE=omNOMinator;29403723]WOW. I didn't know that Christians could get THIS crazy. I'm a Christian myself, but this is just insane. What is WRONG with some people. Damnit this is ridiculous!
Oh wait.. was this a joke? Was he serious whoever wrote this? (cue dumb rates)[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it's satire.
It's odd he didn't display a picture of T-body and Atlas hugging.
I'm more interested in his computer he has locked away from his impressionable children. What hypocritical secrets may he be hiding?
[quote]As soon as I heard the name “Portal 2”, my suspicions grew and I immediately found myself wondering which body part the game might be referring to.[/quote]
Right there I knew it was a "satirical" piece insulting fundamentalist Christians. Why? Because the first thing anyone should think when hearing the word "portal" should be anything except a body part.
You know, I really wish these people would stop. It was funny the first thousand times, but as an atheist it's just not funny anymore. It's not subtle, it's obviously a joke, it's copypasta designed to post on Christian websites for teh lulz... I mean, come the fuck on. You're not being satirical at this point. You're being a biggot.
its not even satirical
its unfunnyness can be compared to the 2 brothers who make comics all day long
Those dildos are big? Pffft
haha
oh wow
[editline]24th April 2011[/editline]
this is gold
Atheists are funny because they're just as bad as religious fanatics.
It was a little too obviously satire. Or apparently not quite obvious enough judging by some peoples' reactions...
[QUOTE=Skunkrocker;29404393]Right there I knew it was a "satirical" piece insulting fundamentalist Christians. Why? Because the first thing anyone should think when hearing the word "portal" should be anything except a body part.
You know, I really wish these people would stop. It was funny the first thousand times, but as an atheist it's just not funny anymore. It's not subtle, it's obviously a joke, it's copypasta designed to post on Christian websites for teh lulz... I mean, come the fuck on. You're not being satirical at this point. You're being a biggot.[/QUOTE]
[I]Furry.[/I]
[QUOTE=Zorus;29404221]It's odd he didn't display a picture of T-body and Atlas hugging.[/QUOTE]
He did.
[QUOTE=Skunkrocker;29404393]Right there I knew it was a "satirical" piece insulting fundamentalist Christians. Why? Because the first thing anyone should think when hearing the word "portal" should be anything except a body part.
You know, I really wish these people would stop. It was funny the first thousand times, but as an atheist it's just not funny anymore. It's not subtle, it's obviously a joke, it's copypasta designed to post on Christian websites for teh lulz... I mean, come the fuck on. You're not being satirical at this point. You're being a biggot.[/QUOTE]
Wow did you really just play the "bigot" card? Well we're sorry for being atheists with reason and wit.
Promotes homosexuality?
[img]http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens11927551module149670138photo_1303273997Portal-2-Chell-570x762.jp[/img]
What was that
[QUOTE=t h e;29406684]Promotes homosexuality?
[img_thumb]http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens11927551module149670138photo_1303273997Portal-2-Chell-570x762.jp[/img_thumb]
What was that[/QUOTE]
By making you play as a women you're acting more like a women......DUH!
Why are people rating me disagree?
I am merely trying to come up with a reason that could possibly explain this, though the post below mine does that better.
[QUOTE=t h e;29406684]Promotes homosexuality?
[img_thumb]http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens11927551module149670138photo_1303273997Portal-2-Chell-570x762.jp[/img_thumb]
What was that[/QUOTE]
clearly this was intended for the lesbian fanbase, not to mention the aperture imagery relating to both an anus and the act of taking filthy pictures of eachother.
and science leading to people killing people
[quote]This game is made by Valve software, a wholly owned subsidiary of NAMBLA – the people who invented child molestation[/quote]
Honestly, how can people not tell it's satire by the end of this sentence?
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;29406781]Honestly, how can people not tell it's satire by the end of this sentence?[/QUOTE]
At first I didn't realize it was a joke and thought the person was just some retard who didn't know shit about what they were talking about.
why do i have the feeling that if it never had the word christian in it or the site people would know it was satire from the start
and im not trying to start something BTW
Eh, this was rather too obvious.
[QUOTE=Jimmyjohn;29406961]why do i have the feeling that if it never had the word christian in it or the site people would know it was satire from the start
and im not trying to start something BTW[/QUOTE]
This "article" has the word "Christian" used multiple times.
It's obviously satirical, calm down people aren't that stupid they just only read the headline and first lines. This is really funny though. LOL atheists aren't bigots. I honestly believe that, mostly, atheists are completely right to not believe in God. Or at least I don't see why most atheists would believe in God. There isn't widely known proof! But lets not let this turn into a philosophical debate/flame war. We're all lovely people here. :-D
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