• Is Portal 2 safe for the Christian Family?
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[QUOTE=_Maverick_;29397424]ok.. THAT made me laugh hard[/QUOTE] Those aren't dildoes, those are crushers. ...We sell those too.
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;29407403]Those aren't dildoes, those are crushers. ...We sell those too.[/QUOTE] Those aren't crushers, those are dildoes. ...We sell those too.
I must say I live in a place where you can find a polygamist commune anywhere in a 300 mile radius and let me tell you, quite a few ARE this bad. (I myself and a non-theist, thus I do not believe in any religion.)
[QUOTE=glitchvid;29409093]I must say I live in a place where you can find a polygamist commune anywhere in a 300 mile radius and let me tell you, quite a few ARE this bad. (I myself and a non-theist, thus I do not believe in any religion.)[/QUOTE] Isn't a Nontheism the same as Atheism? Atheism is not believing in any religion.
I knew it was fake right when he said Bing.. Who uses Bing anyways.
Oh it's satire, what a relief.
[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;29410324]Atheism is not believing in any religion.[/QUOTE] Atheism is lack of belief in a god. Every person on Earth is an atheist to many gods.
[QUOTE=superdinoman;29410633]Atheism is lack of belief in a god. Every person on Earth is an atheist to many gods.[/QUOTE] Thanks for clearing it up.
[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;29410667]From a dictionary. a·the·ist    [ey-thee-ist] –noun [b]a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.[/b] If you want the source I got the definition from just ask for it.[/QUOTE] Thats what I just said it is :colbert: If you dont believe in Zeus you are an Atheist to that god.
[QUOTE=superdinoman;29410690]Thats what I just said it is :colbert: If you dont believe in Zeus you are an Atheist to that god.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I realized that, which is why I changed the post. I checked the Wikipedia page and they explained my confusion saying that Nontheism is sometimes used as a synonym for Atheism.
Comments are better than article. [img]http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/273/idiedlol.png[/img]
phew! good thing i didn't buy it yet! Thanks OP: for protecting my innocence and keeping my slate clean in the eyes of the lord [img]http://westwoodchristianchurch.com/images/jesus.gif[/img]
you cannot even begin to imagine the burning intensity of a thousand suns that would've been cast into my brain had this been a serious article i would have flipped my fucking computer upside fucking down
Atlas? More like Christless. P-Body? More like Hell-Body.
YOU IDIOTS ARE KINDA DUMB, PORTAL 2 ISN'T HOMO. IN FACT, THE GUY WHO POSTED THIS IS HOMO, AND BURNING YOUR PORTAL 2 DVD WHICH IS WORTH 40 BUCKS? LAME..
[QUOTE=MutantBadger;29412604]Atlas? More like Christless. P-Body? More like Hell-Body.[/QUOTE] The P stands for Pagan.
[QUOTE=t h e;29406684]Promotes homosexuality? [img_thumb]http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens11927551module149670138photo_1303273997Portal-2-Chell-570x762.jp[/img_thumb] What was that[/QUOTE] Notice how the article mentions "white children". We don't want our children getting together with filthy un-christian foreigners!
[QUOTE=ChooChooGuy1;29413799]YOU IDIOTS ARE KINDA DUMB, PORTAL 2 ISN'T HOMO. IN FACT, THE GUY WHO POSTED THIS IS HOMO, AND BURNING YOUR PORTAL 2 DVD WHICH IS WORTH 40 BUCKS? LAME..[/QUOTE]That's nice.
I was gonna post saying "nope portal 2 is made by the most serious antichrists and has the most antichristian propaganda ever" but then I found out it was a review and I was about to get the flame on but then I realized it was a satire that isn't even actually funny
man tried way to hard
:wtc:
Holy crap the whole site is satire. Playsatan network?
It's satire threads like these where I really wish we had the bad reading rating back
Portal 2, Rated H for Homosexual.
[QUOTE=D3N1ZFTW;29398209]Just pointing out that the "dominate bear" robot is female, not male. Thus, not homo.[/QUOTE] Believe it or not, it's possible for robots to lack sex.
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