Barkley 2: "The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 - Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Offi - Games

For the lazy, one of the things they said was that they had "more maneuvering room" than previously implied when it comes to using the likenesses of actual people, so some of our favorite slammers, jammers, and ballers might be making appearances after all.

I hope they make it to the New Game+ and Animated Cutscenes stretch goals, I really want to see the Barkleyverse in full TOG's animated glory. [editline]20th December 2012[/editline] and hope there will be a callback to the if you can't slam with the best then jam with the rest line

Too bad they won't make it to the space jam theme.

Update 5: [quote=Tales of Game's][I][B][U]Backer Rewards Update[/U][/B][/I] Thank you so much for supporting Barkley 2 and helping us surpass our goal. We have been completely overwhelmed with the level of support you've shown, and are excited to bring you the best possible game we can. We at the ToG labs have been busy preparing your pledge rewards, and would like to give you a taste of things to come. Remember: all reward tiers are cumulative, so you will be receiving each tier up-to-and-including the reward you claimed (with the exception of the interview). [B]Custom Content Tiers (Game Encounter, Forum Signature, DwarfNET Poster, and Playable Character Portrait) [/B] Backers in this tier can look forward to working one-on-one with the Barkley 2 team to help bring their likeness and precious snowflake of a personality to Dwarf Space Ziggurat Necron 7 and beyond. You will hear from us shortly after the campaign ends and we can't wait to get working on original content just for you. [B]Physical and Digital Art Book Tiers [/B] In addition to the concept art already on show by Tales of Game's artists Richard Tran, David Nyari, Francis Coulombe, and Evengi Maloshenkov we have begun working on exciting new exclusive content for you. This includes new original pieces by additional artists, prose from our wretched writers and much more. [B]ToG Vidcon Pack Tiers [/B] The ToG vidcon pack has undergone a rigorous evaluation process and earned the highest distinction our technicians have ever charted: this solid digital-gold game package is Certified 100% *Very Rare*. For more details, and an in-depth look at some of the games in the pack, please check out the following post on our website: [url]http://www.talesofgames.com/2012/12/tales-of-games-vidcon-pack/[/url] Please see the end of this message for a note about vidcon pack OS compatibility. [B]ToG Music Pack and Barkley 2 Original Soundtrack Tiers [/B] A preview of four work-in-progress tracks off of the upcoming Barkley 2 OST are available now on the Tales of Game's SoundCloud page. In addition, Chef Boyardee has carefully curated his mountain of musical crud, selecting the tunes best suited for your individual shape and size of ear. SoundCloud including B2 OST Preview and Music Pack Medley: [url]https://soundcloud.com/x114jam9[/url] Index of Assorted Music Pack Preview Tracks: [url]http://bit.ly/TalesOfGamesMusicSampler[/url] [B]Wallpaper[/B] For all backers in the In-game Secret Reward Tier and up, we've prepared the first batch of wallpapers for your screens, big and small. Due to popular demand, we’ve also prepared some cursors and icons reflecting the alluring vice of Corporate Attitude. We don’t like it, but we accept it as a necessary evil. Preview: [img]http://i.imgur.com/ZmjJ2.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/7dyH5.png[/img] [B]Barkley 2 [/B] And most importantly, the game itself. Barkley 2 is a burning hot work of passion that grows sharper each passing day. For more details on the game, check out the resources below: RPG Codex Interview: [url]http://bit.ly/ToGCodex[/url] Select Button Podcast Interview w/ ToG: [url]http://bit.ly/ToGSBDNPC[/url] Extensive Q/A Session on Reddit: [url]http://bit.ly/TalesOfGamesAMA[/url] Those in the ToG Music/Monthly Updates tier can expect much more in this vein at the end of January. We are down to the final days of our campaign! Please spread the word about Barkley 2 to anyone you think might be interested in the game, and help us reach our stretch goals! Every dollar enables us to spend more time making Barkley 2 the best possible game we can. Feliz Navigames, Tales of Game’s ---- [B]NOTE REGARDING VIDCON PACK OS SUPPORT[/B] It has come to our attention that the majority of games in the Vidcon Pack are Windows only. Unfortunately, we don't have the ability to edit our existing pledge reward descriptions to reflect this. While some of the games ARE Mac friendly (a smaller number playable on Linux and other OSes as well), and we MAY be able to issue ports of the remaining games depending on budgetary and time constraints, we CAN NOT guarantee it at this time. We want to apologize to our non-Windows users for this lapse. If you are a Mac, Linux, or DwarfOS user unable to play games on Windows who has presently pledged at the Vidcon Tier, please send us an email at [email]contact@talesofgames.com[/email], and we'll gladly help work out an alternative reward for your pledge.[/quote]

Dude, what. What is this. I. What. Can someone explain this to me?

sounds like somebody can't slam with the best. maybe he should stick to jamming with the rest?

soudns like somebody funny quote from game

update 6, livestream tomorrow [quote=Tales of Game's]Mystical greetings, We are approaching the final day of the Barkley 2 Kickstarter campaign and as always, we are completely blown away by the generosity you all have shown. We reached $100,000 two days ago and with a day left, we are still confident we can surpass our $1.2 million Super Bowl commercial stretch goal. I can almost taste the Super Bowl... Starting tomorrow at 5 PM EST, we'll be live streaming the final hours of the Kickstarter countdown. We have no idea why anyone would want to watch us watch Kickstarter numbers go up, but we've been asked about it a lot and we're happy to do it. We'll post an update when we start, as well as update our [URL="https://twitter.com/TalesOfGames"]Twitter[/URL] and [URL="https://www.facebook.com/TalesOfGames"]Facebook[/URL] feeds, so check them out and please join us and ask questions or just hang out! Lastly, our artist Francis Coulombe has posted several new timelapse videos of his pixel art for Barkley 2. Check them out! [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVhtL2I6ny4[/url] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iez2neOLbtE[/url] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PN7GUqf_9E[/url] Stay tuned for more info on our Livestream tomorrow and please join us at 5 PM EST![/quote]

The stream is happening: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yEgJTgIoMc&feature=plcp[/url] ask them shit and watch them play shitty xbox games

[QUOTE=Tales of Game's Studios]Project Update #12: What in the cuff is going on with ToG? Posted by Tales of Game's Oh tons of stuff. We're checking in as it's been well over a month since our last general update. We've actually slightly stalled on content creation due to us pulling the trigger and making the switch over to Gamemaker: Studio Pro, which has taken quite a bit of work to get our build back to stable again. We already see big benefits in speed though. Nice work! But now that we have it up and running we're continuing work on some of the more advanced areas in the game, places that X114JAM9 could be exploring after those Mystical Realms we might have mentioned. Keep it up! Hey you $100.00 backers. Keep an eye out for a Cyberdwarf Pillow Case in the mail! We've sent pretty much all of them out at this point. Head of the class! All in all, we just want you all to know that things are moving ahead with Barkley 2 and we're trying to keep things on track. This game is rather complex and we think some of this stuff is treading on pretty fresh vidcon territory, so we want to make it right. The first time. Before we get cloned. You're a star![/QUOTE]

I forgot about this, I think I backed it.