Ace of Spades - Minecraft with less mining and crafting, but more guns
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I hate when I make a tunnel for my own team to use and get to the other side of the field quickly, and some asshole kills everyone inside and uses it for his own flank.
[QUOTE=Red Giant;29120928][img_thumb]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/3310/tower2b.jpg[/img_thumb]
I put so much effort into this tower only to have the server empty out :frown:[/QUOTE]
I've seen so many things like this. Tons of effort. all you gotta do is dig out the bottom, then watch it all fall down.
Us green are great and mean while you blue are pigs and have no clue what to do on the battlefield.
Our towers are tall and mighty while your pitiful shacks are small and tiny.
Blue filth? That doesn't even begin to describe how terrible and disgusting you blue are.
Greens, stay mean and great, a balance of perfection and skill.
While blue's laze around like the farm animals they truly are.
terrible poem i whipped up
green 4 lyfe, bitches
[QUOTE=ShazzyFreak0;29121123]Us green are great and mean while you blue are pigs and have no clue what to do on the battlefield.
Our towers are tall and mighty while your pitiful shacks are small and tiny.
Blue filth? That doesn't even begin to describe how terrible and disgusting you blue are.
Greens, stay mean and great, a balance of perfection and skill.
While blue's laze around like the farm animals they truly are.
green 4 lyfe, bitches[/QUOTE]
aww shit
[img]http://organizationsandmarkets.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/klein-blue1.jpg[/img]
[h2]GREEN AINT MEAN AND GREEN AIN'T LEAN
NAW MUDDAFUGGA GREEN AINT SUPREME
DON'T BE PERSUADED BY THIS DISHONORABLE FOE
FOR HE NOTHIN MORE THAN A STUCK-UP HO
NAW BLUES STAY ON YOUR TOES FOR THIS BATTLE IS WILD
TREKKIN ON DOWN YALL WE BE HUMPIN FOR MILES
STAND DOWN AND DIG UP YOUR FOXHOLES, MEN
FOR BLUES WILL CONQUER THE BATTLEFIELD AGAIN AND AGAIN
HAHA, YEAH, YOU HEAR THAT GREENS? FEET.
THOUSANDS OF FEET MULTIPLIED BY TWO
PUT THAT SHIT TOGETHER, YALL CAUSE BLUE BE COMIN FOR YOU[/h2]
[QUOTE=69105;29121184]aww shit
[img_thumb]http://organizationsandmarkets.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/klein-blue1.jpg[/img_thumb]
[h2]GREEN AINT MEAN AND GREEN AIN'T LEAN
NAW MUDDAFUGGA GREEN AINT SUPREME
DON'T BE PERSUADED BY THIS DISHONORABLE FOE
FOR HE NOTHIN MORE THAN A STUCK-UP HO
NAW BLUES STAY ON YOUR TOES FOR THIS BATTLE IS WILD
TREKKIN ON DOWN YALL WE BE HUMPIN FOR MILES
STAND DOWN AND DIG UP YOUR FOXHOLES, MEN
FOR BLUES WILL CONQUER THE BATTLEFIELD AGAIN AND AGAIN
HAHA, YEAH, YOU HEAR THAT GREENS? FEET.
THOUSANDS OF FEET MULTIPLIED BY TWO
PUT THAT SHIT TOGETHER, YALL CAUSE BLUE BE COMIN FOR YOU[/h2][/QUOTE]
you son of a bitch
what the fuck is 6910050011 anyway, some kind of blue shit codeword or something
green 4 eva
the experience is completely ruined by greifers coming over from the other team then digging out underneath your important bridges, towers, everything
i just find it so sad that the game has already degraded this much i guess the only solution is to play with friends... thats not as fun as being thrown in with randoms though :(
[editline]12th April 2011[/editline]
blues cant win without coming over to green and destroying our fucking epic shit
I have not been able to connect to this game [b]once[/b]. I've been trying for 2 days now, everytime I get the "Could not connect to server" error.
[img]http://www.hampshireflag.co.uk/images/Flags/Libya-Flag.jpg[/img]
[h2]hi... I'm a solder with green
people make fun of my really small peen
I can't help that I was born deformed
because blue had nuked us before
it's not my fault that I'm handicapped
given a rifle with reload speeds easily outmatched
I look over our shit-crusted trenches
and enviously glare at the blues eating fine dishes.
Their officers arrive in full splendor
while we have to throw ours in to the river
it's a darn shame and it's a weird motion
but I'm excited for a battlefield promotion
... but some young kid is picked instead
with more major defects leaving him almost undead
gnarly and fragile; fucked-up; so deformed
oops; hehe, his blood just spattered the floor!
now it's my turn and I feel a good heed
maybe this time I'll be awarded for my good deeds
"charge their lines," I scream out at my men
and they look at me like "wtf r u doin"[/h2]
Everyone started building tunnels and then there was this awesome tunnel/cave fight
and then hackers showed up :argh:
[QUOTE=Juniez;29121330]Everyone started building tunnels and then there was this cool tunnel/cave fight and then hackers showed up :argh:[/QUOTE]
yeah i was in the same server, but i didnt notice hackers, just people greifing the green teams shit
Sad that this game is in 0.22 and there are already hackers....
If we could have squads with squad-leader rally points (Like in PR.) then I think quite a few problems would go away, namely defensive structures turned offensive.
Making the rally points tall flags would also be pretty awesome, and making them capturable.
oh god
wow green you guys are fucking MORBID
[img]http://www.indybay.org/uploads/2002/10/01/soldier.jpgn26999.jpg[/img]
[h2]permission 2 kill child[/h2]
[img]http://image1.masterfile.com/getImage/NjAwLTAxMTk5MTY3bi4wMDAwMDAwMA=AAjOAX/600-01199167n.jpg[/img]
[h2]ok[/h2]
[i][h2]*KSSH*[/h2][/i] [h2]uhhh hello big bird we need to bomb village 2 kill blu conspirator[/h2]
[img]http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/a-10/images/a10_2.jpg[/img]
[i][h2]*KSSH*[/h2][/i] [h2]ok[/h2] [i][h2]*BLEEP*[/h2][/i]
[img]http://topnews.in/law/files/bombing.jpg[/img]
[i][h2]*KSSH*[/h2][/i] [h2]hahaha gj ok move out OUT[/h2] [i][h2]*BLEEP*[/h2][/i]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/tZj7v.png[/img]
oh... oh my god
oh my god
[b]NO YOU DIDN'T[/b]
[QUOTE=The-Spy;29121435]Sad that this game is in 0.22 and there are already hackers....[/QUOTE]
It's because it's in .22 there are hackers. its so easy to edit the numbers so many numbers
Which color should i be? you both make really good arguments
[QUOTE=69105;29121495]oh... oh my god
oh my god
[b]NO YOU DIDN'T[/b][/QUOTE]
i just did, bitch.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/blue_scum_pigs.jpg[/img]
saved as jpg to represent the blue.
[QUOTE=ShazzyFreak0;29121489][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/tZj7v.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
[img]http://organizationsandmarkets.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/klein-blue1.jpg[/img]
[h2]hahaha you think y-oh... y-you're so right, dude...
this crazy guy's poem is so, so inane
it's like a poison rotting my brain
I can't even bend down to tie my shoes
for now I'm stuck with the blue team's blues
I try to shrug it off and move on with life
but now I'm stuck with so much of this strife
why are we at war? forever we had peace
and now you can't watch the news without being week in the knees...
I just don't understand this fight between us
where the blues ride cabs and greens take the bus
it's so awkward, this world we live in
I just don't get how seriously this is taken
going to war with the greens is probably the dumbest thing
because it's like fighting toddlers off with your king
it's the ultimate sacrifice and it brings me down
but I guess it's not my fault the greens all have downs
I look at their faces; their silk-smooth skin
their patented helmets are so-so thin
one hit to the head is all it takes;
just that one shot to the brains
and that's all that I know
because that's all that I'm taught
we all live in fear and we all live in fraught
but in the end we're all at war again
all because the greens hit that big fucking "bomb everyone" button[/h2]
[QUOTE=69105;29121610][img_thumb]http://organizationsandmarkets.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/klein-blue1.jpg[/img_thumb]
[h2]hahaha you think y-oh... y-you're so right, dude...
this crazy guy's poem is so, so inane
it's like a poison rotting my brain
I can't even bend down to tie my shoes
for now I'm stuck with the blue team's blues
I try to shrug it off and move on with life
but now I'm stuck with so much of this strife
why are we at war? forever we had peace
and now you can't watch the news without being week in the knees...
I just don't understand this fight between us
where the blues ride cabs and greens take the bus
it's so awkward, this world we live in
I just don't get how seriously this is taken
going to war with the greens is probably the dumbest thing
because it's like fighting toddlers off with your king
it's the ultimate sacrifice and it brings me down
but I guess it's not my fault the greens all have downs
I look at their faces; their silk-smooth skin
their patented helmets are so-so thin
one hit to the head is all it takes;
just that one shot to the brains
and that's all that I know
because that's all that I'm taught
we all live in fear and we all live in fraught
but in the end we're all at war again
all because the greens hit that big fucking "bomb everyone" button[/h2][/QUOTE]
you
you
you
motherfucker
[QUOTE=ShazzyFreak0;29121655]you
you
you
motherfucker[/QUOTE]
you want to take this shit to the battlefield, son?
[QUOTE=Soren;29121026]I've seen so many things like this. Tons of effort. all you gotta do is dig out the bottom, then watch it all fall down.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, while I was playing there were a few guys who kept coming out of holes beneath it and trying to break the bases to it. I think that if you built it on a lower elevation around a river where you can't dig any tunnels it would work.
Also, image from inside.
[img]http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/4038/entrace1.jpg[/img]
Looks pretty cool. This is such a neat idea.
reposting this shit so blues can see who they truly are
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/blue_scum_pigs.jpg[/img]
[editline]12th April 2011[/editline]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/green_master_master_master_raaace.png[/img]
[editline]12th April 2011[/editline]
kind and civilized, you blues are not.
it seems like the website and servers are down
Boosting the green morale with some drawings
[img]http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5541/greenpropaganda.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Person557;29121818]Boosting the green morale with some drawings
[img_thumb]http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5541/greenpropaganda.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
more battle raps/poems would help too.
Fun in-tell a cheater/hacker comes on with infinite grenades, and hp and demolishes the world and everything you made....
Now the game needs less crashing when I change the resolution to anything that isn't 1024x768, less weird screen movement when you look around so I stop getting motion sickness, and more customizable controls.
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