Poker night V2 - I'm sure that post won't bite you in your ample posterior.

[macotaco]

this is my favorite remix in the game
[video=youtube;ntQ7IlMUwms]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntQ7IlMUwms[/video]
It's just so relaxing...

[FreaXx]

I... just... Fuck you Ash.

I got two 10 in my hand. Some betting later, I'm all in. The first three cards are two jacks and a 4. We went into showdown. His hand: A king and a three. I smile, thinking I would win. The two others cards are: Two queens.

My hand is now a pair of queens and a pair of jacks, with the 10 kicker.

His hand is now a pair of queens and a pair of jacks... with the king kicker.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!

[Xieneus]

This game has taught me how to play Poker.

It is so much fun when you know what you're doing.

[BanthaFodder]

[QUOTE=macotaco;40469674]this is my favorite remix in the game
[video=youtube;ntQ7IlMUwms]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntQ7IlMUwms[/video]
It's just so relaxing...[/QUOTE]

That shit's Animal Crossing-esque.

I quite like this one (despite not being able to play the game...):
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0zGInn--1c[/media]

Is there a Venture Bros. Remix?

[Fine Hats]

[QUOTE=redBadger;40469100]I hope they add fully functioning , intractable DLC characters. If they do some good one's I'd gladly pay for 'em. Hoping they return Strongbad or someone.[/QUOTE]

It's a neat concept, but I'm wondering how they would handle conversations with other characters.

What if they get to a point where no character talks to any other character because there are no lines for it?

[Raccoon99]

[QUOTE=uber.;40469531]So after Poker Night 2 I decided to try out Poker Night 1.

Then [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEPNqyTLbSM"]this[/URL] happened. I cried.[/QUOTE]
*sigh* I still have the time that line played for the first time in my memories. After i got back from Waiting til 3AA for the Back at the hospital, i was hoping i would play some poker night 1. Heavy told the story. I cried myself to sleep because of that and i had to wake up at 5 in the morning with a bad back just to get to the bus so that i could go to the school that was on a miltary base. When i got back, I played PN1 and Heavy said "It is not always easy being courageous without giant weapon, but you must try." And that is why Poker Night at the Inventory is my Favorite game of all time.

[Mr.Campin]

-$200,000

Tell me your secrets, I know how to play poker, but holy shit.

[Pixelnator]

[QUOTE=macotaco;40469674]this is my favorite remix in the game
[video=youtube;ntQ7IlMUwms]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntQ7IlMUwms[/video]
It's just so relaxing...[/QUOTE]

Listen to that on one tab and [url=http://www.rainymood.com/]this[/url] on another one.

You're now the most relaxed thing since a sloth on anaesthetics.

[RobiePAX]

I really don't trust that GLaDOS shuffles and deals the deck -_- I know she's got something against me because I'm mute in-game.

[Magikoopa24]

[QUOTE=RobiePAX;40471509]I really don't trust that GLaDOS shuffles and deals the deck -_- I know she's got something against me because I'm mute in-game.[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure she hates everyone in the entire goddamn establishment; equals out, really.

[Sardonus]

I really love games that don't actually function.

Busted out Brock, just Sam and I

game refuses to deal next hand

sam just stares blankly anticipating

reloaded the game multiple times lol

a+++ telltale

[xZippy]

The characters they chose for this game is alright, but they could have made way better choices for better conversations. The game should pit you against Chell, Michael Becket from F.E.A.R. 2, Claude from GTA III, "Roach" from Modern Warfare 2 and Subject Delta as the announcer role. Now [I]that[/I] would spice up the playful dialogue.

[igotopinions]

AAARRRRGGGHHH

You guys are gonna have to trust me on this, I was too stunned to take a screenshot, but holy shit.

I was just facing Clap-trap on a final showdown. We both had ~50k, with him having only 3 or 4k more than me.

Anyway, we were playing Omaha, and GLaDOS deals me three Queens and a 5. Obviously, I'm ecstatic and see this as my big chance to get an edge on the bot. So I string him along with checks and calls, since he seemed to be doing enough betting for the both of us.

Luckily for me, GLaDOS deals mostly number cards, including a 5. She dealt a King once we hit the river, and Claptrap, being a fucking moron, goes all-in.
Initially, I'm sort of afraid he's harboring two Kings, but he'd betting recklessly the entire time, so I figured it was safe.

Turns out, Clap-Trap had one King in his collection. The little moron bet nearly all he had on a single pair.

Then GLaDOS announced I have one pair, and highlights two of the three Queens in my hand. She didn't even acknowledge the fives, either.

What the fuck.

[Yukoviz]

In Omaha, you can only use 2/4 cards in your hand. Even if you have four of the same card in your hand, all you're gonna get with them is a pair. It's the exact same as Texas but you have more to start with.

[igotopinions]

Ohhhh, I see.

Thank you for telling me that, I nearly had a stroke at the time.
(It had been a very, very long game)

[Sardonus]

This is fucking bullshit.

I reset the tourney, knock out all players, what do you know? Once it's showdown time, game freezes up meaning I can't play the next hand, or even lose to gain my tokens.

Fuck you Telltale, how the fuck did you release a game that's broken

[legolover122]

[QUOTE=Sardonus;40472510]This is fucking bullshit.

I reset the tourney, knock out all players, what do you know? Once it's showdown time, game freezes up meaning I can't play the next hand, or even lose to gain my tokens.

Fuck you Telltale, how the fuck did you release a game that's broken[/QUOTE]

I haven't had this issue like ever with like 12 hours played.

[Ghost101]

[QUOTE=igotopinions;40472403]Ohhhh, I see.

Thank you for telling me that, I nearly had a stroke at the time.
(It had been a very, very long game)[/QUOTE]

Don't worry, that happened to me once till I remembered I was playing Omaha. :v:

[legolover122]

Goddamnit why doesn't it store savegames online...

[Sardonus]

....

-Win 2 Consecutive Tournaments
-Win a tournament without ever going under 10,000 chips
-Win a tournament with more than 25% of the winning hands

What the flying fuck is this malarkey

[GreatFreshLOL]

I swear to god GLaDOS can't stop saying the ample posterior line. 4 times in a row? Fucking Telltale.

[Sardonus]

The level of dialogue repetition is just awful.

Honestly, not sure if I can reccomend this one. I thought the first was fun, but this one is buggy, less funny, and way more repetitive

but seriously

to win the fucking Long Fall Boots

I can't go under 10,000 chips

which basically means if they start betting 10 thousand in the first round LOL YOUR'E FUCKED GOTTA FOLD

this stupid system is bullshit cause now I actually have to change the way I play just so I can't go under 10K

[xZippy]

[QUOTE=Sardonus;40473029]-Win 2 Consecutive Tournaments
-Win a tournament without ever going under 10,000 chips
-Win a tournament with more than 25% of the winning hands

What the flying fuck is this malarkey[/QUOTE]
Christ. I'm still trying to win [I]one[/I] tournament.

[Sardonus]

Yeah.

I've won them all except for Glados, but what the fuck seriously those challenges are bullshit, and more luck based than the actual game is.

I could give less of a shit about TF2 since I don't play that but I want the zer0 headskin for Borderlands 2

[.Omo]

[QUOTE=Sardonus;40473137]The level of dialogue repetition is just awful.

Honestly, not sure if I can reccomend this one. I thought the first was fun, but this one is buggy, less funny, and way more repetitive

but seriously

to win the fucking Long Fall Boots

I can't go under 10,000 chips

which basically means if they start betting 10 thousand in the first round LOL YOUR'E FUCKED GOTTA FOLD

this stupid system is bullshit cause now I actually have to change the way I play just so I can't go under 10K[/QUOTE]

Actually, during betting you can go under 10k, it's when you start a hand that you can't have less than 10k.

[Drury]

[QUOTE=Sardonus;40473137]The level of dialogue repetition is just awful.

Honestly, not sure if I can reccomend this one. I thought the first was fun, but this one is buggy, less funny, and way more repetitive

but seriously

to win the fucking Long Fall Boots

I can't go under 10,000 chips

which basically means if they start betting 10 thousand in the first round LOL YOUR'E FUCKED GOTTA FOLD

this stupid system is bullshit cause now I actually have to change the way I play just so I can't go under 10K[/QUOTE]

I got that challenge too and won the loafers nonetheless. Man up and stop crying.

[The Lone Spy]

I was bored and decided to go only all-in all the time. This happened:

[img_thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/885232416227950958/D4BF8B8C4C5E89D8C46386432F3B4D02E1BDA6A5/[/img_thumb]

What a nice way to reach one million of cash :v:

[chenhonkster]

[QUOTE=Sardonus;40473029]....

-Win 2 Consecutive Tournaments
-Win a tournament without ever going under 10,000 chips
-Win a tournament with more than 25% of the winning hands

What the flying fuck is this malarkey[/QUOTE]

I got the same but with onnly win 1 tournament instead of 2

Got all 3 of the requerements at once

i cnta tyep tdoay

[thatswordguy]

I restarted a tournament at least 5 times and every first round Ash went all in, and won each time.

I don't like Ash.

[Beans]

I got the "Win a showdown with only a high card" task for the final roulette and it's pretty much the worst thing in the world.