Poker night V2 - I'm sure that post won't bite you in your ample posterior. - Games

[QUOTE=Cam00;40492558] I find it odd when someone folds, you fold after and they mock you for it.[/QUOTE] For me, its when you call, and Brock says you should pace yourself, and then right after he says that, he raises.

[QUOTE=Jedi_Rayne;40492673]For me, its when you call, and Brock says you should pace yourself, and then right after he says that, he raises.[/QUOTE] I like it when I re-raise someone who raised gets pissy. I don't play poker much (more like never until I learned how) but I wanna know why is it a "dick move".

I had an idea for PN3 called: [B][U]Facepunch At The Inventory[/U][/B] huh? huh? V:v:V

[QUOTE=Ellis :P;40492900]I like it when I re-raise someone who raised gets pissy. I don't play poker much (more like never until I learned how) but I wanna know why is it a "dick move".[/QUOTE] I guess you're just being aggressive? Dunno.

[QUOTE=Zender Troop;40490809]Thanks, Danke, Gracias, Merci! Edit: I did it, and Sam and Brock went all in and I eliminated both.[/QUOTE] Congrats, You took down the hardest out of the 4.

If they genuinely were able to get a Mario character (chances are 0%) it'd have to be Luigi or Wario. Preferably Wario.

[QUOTE=Flyingman356;40494078]If they genuinely were able to get a Mario character (chances are 0%) it'd have to be Luigi or Wario. Preferably Wario.[/QUOTE] I honestly would not enjoy a Nintendo character in this game. I just don't think they are as fluid as the other characters since most Nintendo characters rarely speak.

[QUOTE=Jedi_Rayne;40494150]I honestly would not enjoy a Nintendo character in this game. I just don't think they are as fluid as the other characters since most Nintendo characters rarely speak.[/QUOTE] Wario is like, the benchmark greedy asshole, and he could easily keep up the repartee.

[QUOTE=Flyingman356;40494175]Wario is like, the benchmark greedy asshole, and he could easily keep up the repartee.[/QUOTE] I strongly disagree. Just because you are a 'greedy asshole', does not automatically mean you are a perfect fit for a comedy-centric poker game.

[QUOTE=Flyingman356;40494175]Wario is like, the benchmark greedy asshole, and he could easily keep up the repartee.[/QUOTE] "So, uh, what do you do for a liv-" "WAH!" "Excuse me?" "WAH! WAH! WARIO!" "i'm unfamiliar with what's happening" "DOH I MISSED" "wario stop"

Wario seems like the guy that would go all in whenever he has like even remotely anything good.

Wario, Scrooge McDuck, Moneybags and Nature's Prophet. The ultimate Poker game.

Hey does anyone know how to liquor up the players? Is it just something you can randomly do?

[QUOTE=dragonitemaster;40495607]Hey does anyone know how to liquor up the players? Is it just something you can randomly do?[/QUOTE] Click the left arrow at the bottom of the screen and you can buy drinks on the menu there.

[QUOTE=Swiket;40495630]Click the left arrow at the bottom of the screen and you can buy drinks on the menu there.[/QUOTE] thank you!

[QUOTE=DarkWolf2;40488098]Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Bill O' Reily and Rush Limbaugh(?) Let the fun commence![/QUOTE] "All in. [I]FUCK IT,[/I] we're going all in!"

Recently got the Necronomicon, and working on my last set of Bounties. But I also got this beautiful set: [thumb]http://puu.sh/2L5fR.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://puu.sh/2L5ky.jpg[/thumb]

I'm late, but I was pretty disappointed to find out Samson's Skewer wasn't a weapon reskin. [editline]1st May 2013[/editline] I liked PN1's unlocks precisely because of the awesome weapon reskins

I really wish the nun-chuck gun was a reskin.

Brock beat me with two flushes in a row. :suicide:

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;40481658]I think for a new Inventory game, my dream lineup would be Guybrush Threepwood Bender The Dude (or Walter) Archer[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=mixshifter;40490405]Frank West or Chuck Greene from Dead Rising[/QUOTE] Replace The Dude (or Walter) with Frank West and you have what I think is the most perfect combination of fictional characters. The Dude (and also Walter) is an awesome character, but I just don't think characters played by an actor in real life feels as natural among other unrealistically styled characters). [editline]2nd May 2013[/editline] Oh and... Francis from Left4Dead. Out of all the characters in the Left4Dead series, I think Francis would be the most interesting to play Poker with.

Well I can't get my next bounty, says to deploy an unlockable from the Venture Brothers set but I already have the full thing out.

Ogre Magi from Dota 2. All skill.

[QUOTE=Tureis;40498443]Well I can't get my next bounty, says to deploy an unlockable from the Venture Brothers set but I already have the full thing out.[/QUOTE] Re-deploy.

[QUOTE=Simski;40498102]Replace The Dude (or Walter) with Frank West and you have what I think is the most perfect combination of fictional characters. The Dude (and also Walter) is an awesome character, but I just don't think characters played by an actor in real life feels as natural among other unrealistically styled characters). [editline]2nd May 2013[/editline] Oh and... Francis from Left4Dead. Out of all the characters in the Left4Dead series, I think Francis would be the most interesting to play Poker with.[/QUOTE] Nick could work too. *Nick loses hand* AWW TITS

Eughhh... Thanks to Pokernight 1 I now know what peripeteia means. I also seem to be constantly invoking it in trying to get Sams banjo. Last game I had pocket aces and went all in on the flop. Sam thought I was bluffing and followed in turn and had rubbish cards (a three and a nine I think?). Next card? A three The one after that? [B]You bet your ass it's a three[/B] He whipped my ass with his single digit probability. I hate everything now. [editline]2nd May 2013[/editline] Worth noting was that this was the last hand of the tournament. We were both evenly split and went all in and everyone else had been eliminated. In other words I had over a 90% chance of getting the banjo and GLaDOS decided it'd be fun to fuck me in the ass.

[QUOTE=Pixelnator;40500455] Worth noting was that this was the last hand of the tournament. We were both evenly split and went all in and everyone else had been eliminated. In other words I had over a 90% chance of getting the banjo and [B]GLaDOS decided it'd be fun to fuck me in the ass[/B].[/QUOTE] Hey, it seems that we have something in common.

[QUOTE=Fine Hats;40494372]"So, uh, what do you do for a liv-" "WAH!" "Excuse me?" "WAH! WAH! WARIO!" "i'm unfamiliar with what's happening" "DOH I MISSED" "wario stop"[/QUOTE] Because of course all Sam says is "I can't use those things together" over and over and all Claptrap says is "THERE ARE NEW MISSIONS"

Has anyone worked out a way to reset/re-roll bounty challenges yet? I asked a few days ago and was told there is no way, but I still hold hope that someone might find a way. I just can't manage to win a showdown with a highcard like it requires, every time I get close one of the other players seems to fluke a pair on the 5th card, or have an ace when I would've won with a king high-card or whatever. It's frustrating as hell.

GLaDOS confirmed for a cheating bastard. Claptrap won 4 times in a row with nothing but junk after I went all in with a pocket ace before the flop. I had over 85% chance of winning every single hand but clappy kept getting exactly what he needed.