[QUOTE=pansarkurt;40874378]Time for another one of me and my friends crazy gamemodes!
This one we call Bombardment.
Again, a large bedrock arena is built, and split in half with a small wall. On one side a small village is built, complete with villagers, tiny gravel paths and trees.
On the other side, four horseshoe-cannons are installed in a row. A horseshoe cannon is my own design. It can shoot tnt with great precision both in angle, distance and timing, so you can hit airborne targets aswell.
The cannoneer's mission is to shoot and kill the survivors running around the village. It's just so much fun to be the survivor, huddling for shelter inside a partly blown up building and hearing the sisseling tnt sweep past your head.
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m3ZkJTX1qY[/media]
[QUOTE=macdoo999;40763888]I'm the mod on an RP server. We're pretty strict and don't try to hide it, but we still get some of the biggest idiots I've ever seen. This is the tale of the Gallants. Cgallant ( a nine year old girl) and Dgallant (an 11 year old cunt). Siblings, if the names didn't tip you off.
C and D, as I'll refer to them for convenience's sake, arrived on the server about mid July, I believe (summer holidays and all that). We didn't have a clue about their age or, unfortunately, what they believed they could get away with. Within a few minutes of joining they went through what must have been the most stilted conversation of the month. A rehearsed slew of cheesy chat up lines and "romance". They then both left, leaving everybody else quite perplexed. When they returned the next day they announced that cgallant's character was pregnant, and dgallant's was the father. Now, normally we're pretty apprehensive about anything to do with relationships on the server (on our previous map one city called Dikari became the fucking cybering capital of the world and we started attracting some really unsavoury types) and this time was no different, but alarm bells started really going off when they informed us that their characters were 9 and 11, respectively. It became clear to us that these weren't the best people to have on our server but we had a reputation for banning far too many people, so were taking baby steps into the world of trying to not intervene. We still wanted them gone, however, so we decided to take the most (im)mature route and scare them off, so we couldn't be said to have perma'd them unnecesarily and they wouldn't plague us with any more of what they were trying to pull.
Our first idea was a home visit. A "travelling Mage" invited by the local college of magic rapped on their door before pulling a coat hanger out of his hat and offering to "show them a magic trick." This didn't go down well with them, but they were insistent buggers and stayed on.
About a week later they were arranging to have a wedding in the church. I was the priest and everything was going swimmingly. I was playing it straight like I always do (because being an immature cunt just isn't fun if you're like that all the time) with the exception of the vows, which I had the pleasure of writing and were pretty good, if I say so myself. About halfway through the ceremony, however, it was gatecrashed by , if I recall correctly, a demonic prince and the god of the church we were in. Some pretty classy guests. I don't quite remember what went down but it was pretty funny. The thing went ahead though and we'd inadvertently given the little fuckers more than enough reason to want to stay on the server.
They were planning, I kid you not, on having one of their friends get whitelisted to role play their fucking baby. A baby that's as big as they are fucking walking around. Disturbing, to say the least.
This is just as a little conclusion. It's not terribly funny. Basically Dgallant got banned for griefing and RDM, then in a foolish bit of trust on our part towards C, unbanned him about a month later. A month or so after that we permabanned both for "griefing" the spawn town (they spent hours and hours placing cobblestone blocks at random and destroying things, which we just rolled back in about five minutes. Here's what they did: [URL]http://imgur.com/a/av57O#0[/URL])
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My friend reminded me of what happened during the wedding ceremony. Chickens began to pour from the rafters which were dutifully slain in the name of the demons.[/QUOTE]
What server is this?
[QUOTE=Qui Cattus;40877373]What server is this?[/QUOTE]
It's Age of Mines, it's pretty fun if you hold yourself from doing something stupid. Like I did once (its too stupid and cringeworthy).
I left when they changed to another theme of sorts.
The thread (outdated information): [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1178734[/url]
Steam group(recent information(?)): [url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/AgeOfMines[/url]
i was working on a mob grinder when suddenly a skeleton shot me into the little water current pushing the mobs down a hole. i forgot that my sneak was toggled on(from the togglesneak mod) so i was confused when i couldnt fight the current then i fell down the hole. i was on a few hearts when i landed and conveniently enough, there was a skeleton in front of the grinding hole who then shot me to death.
[QUOTE=RockmanYoshi;40870891]What texture pack is that? Me want.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.planetminecraft.com/texture_pack/16x-16-ai-pack/]You get.[/url]
[QUOTE=Arkantos;40901100][url=http://www.planetminecraft.com/texture_pack/16x-16-ai-pack/]You get.[/url][/QUOTE]
Wow, thanks a bunch!
I think I like it more than Sphax or John Smith.
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