Kane & Lynch Movie coming out in 2011 'Bruce Willis! YEE-....wait..... what..."

[G71tc4]

God fucking dammit. An otherwise would-be-good movie fucked up.

[Jericho_Rus]

[img]http://cs1212.vkontakte.ru/u46240/6187734/x_25d6c68b.jpg[/img]
^That's photoshopped, but still.^ However, I prefer Statham more since Willis [b]is old[/b]

[Hullu V3]

[QUOTE=simkas;23819986]Considering that Lynch was kind of a redneck, I wonder how are they gonna manage to make a black redneck.[/QUOTE]

Yo yo yo, it's Lynch in da hood dawg, lynching 'n shit! I dunno watcha been smokin', but I didn't pop those hostages man.

Jesus christ I can see it. [B]SO CLEARLY![/B]

[Banned?]

[QUOTE=bepassley;23817877]
but thats bruce willis are you implying he play both roles[/QUOTE]

I'm implying that Bruce Willis should be playing Lynch since they modeled the character after him, from that movie (Lucky Number Slevin)!

[bepassley]

[QUOTE=-TRASE-;23820566]There is already movie about this game, it's called Heat.[/QUOTE]

while i saw that HEAT greatly influenced the plot of Kane and Lynch: Dead Men, i disagree that much of a similarity

[editline]03:36AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Banned?;23821053]I'm implying that Bruce Willis should be playing Lynch since they modeled the character after him, from that movie (Lucky Number Slevin)![/QUOTE]

I don't see much of a similarity between Lynch and Mr. Goodcat besides appearences(mostly the past version of goodcat of course)

[editline]03:36AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=G71tc4;23820940]God fucking dammit. An otherwise would-be-good movie fucked up.[/QUOTE]

hey i wouldn't assume its going to be shit before seeing ANY of the movie yet

who knows it might actually be really good

[Jericho_Rus]

That's fanart now.
[IMG]http://cs4156.vkontakte.ru/u5338687/109662115/x_0884fa53.jpg[/IMG]

[Grim Joker]

He looks like the character he played in Sin City.

[CoolPhase]

From the iMDB discussion's OP:

[QUOTE]
This is like making a Super Mario Brothers movie and Luigi is played by Samuel Jackson. It makes no *beep* sense.
[/QUOTE]

Is it just me, or would that be the greatest movie [B]EVER[/B]?

[bepassley]

liam neeson as mario and samuel l jackson as luigi

megan fox as peach
christopher walken as bowser
directed by Michael Bay

[eroobus]

I just looked at Simon Crane's filmography.
[quote=IMDB]Salt (2010) (second unit director)

Surrogates (2009) (second unit director)
... aka "Vicarious" - Philippines (English title) (review title)
Bedtime Stories (2008) (second unit director)
Quantum of Solace (2008) (second unit director: Panama)
... aka "Evening Prayer" - Philippines (English title) (review title)
... aka "QoS" - International (English title) (promotional abbreviation)
Hancock (2008) (second unit director)
... aka "Hidden from Earth" - Philippines (English title) (review title)
Jumper (2008) (second unit director)
Stardust (2007) (second unit director)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) (second unit director)
... aka "X-Men 3" - Singapore (English title), USA (working title)
... aka "X3" - International (English title) (informal short title), USA (promotional abbreviation)
... aka "X-Men: Final Decision" - Japan (English title)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) (second unit director)
Troy (2004) (second unit director)
Beyond Borders (2003) (second unit director)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003) (second unit director)
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) (second unit director)
... aka "T3" - USA (promotional abbreviation)
Enough (2002/I) (second unit director)
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) (second unit director)
... aka "Tomb Raider" - USA (short title)
Vertical Limit (2000) (second unit director)

The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones: Adventures in the Secret Service (1999) (V) (second unit director)
Frankenstein (1994) (action unit director)
... aka "Mary Shelley's Frankenstein" - USA (complete title)
"The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles" (second unit director) (2 episodes, 1992)
- Congo, January 1917 (1992) TV episode (second unit director)
- German East Africa, December 1916 (1992) TV episode (second unit director) [/Quote]

Should we be worried?

[bepassley]

hancock was a good movie thats all i can say on personal experience

[Hullu V3]

So the man who is making this is a seat warmer for some good and known directors?

[Antonahill]

[QUOTE=Jericho_Rus;23821230]That's fanart now.
[IMG]http://cs4156.vkontakte.ru/u5338687/109662115/x_0884fa53.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

It's dumb how Jamie Foxx is playing Lynch but you gotta admit Bruce Willis makes a badass Kane. Hell Bruce Willis makes anything badass.

[bepassley]

i cant really think of any bad movie bruce willis starred in

this has a chance

[Hullu V3]

[QUOTE=bepassley;23821863]i cant really think of any bad movie bruce willis starred in

this has a chance[/QUOTE]

Cop Out was one of the shittiest films I have seen this year.

[Jawalt]

A couple of those movies are actually pretty good.

I truly enjoyed Bedtime Stories.

[editline]06:47AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Erebus.;23821669]I just looked at Simon Crane's filmography.

Should we be worried?[/QUOTE]

[bepassley]

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;23821916]Cop Out was one of the shittiest films I have seen this year.[/QUOTE]

i thought cop out was hilarious

[Jericho_Rus]

[QUOTE=Antonahill;23821835]It's dumb how Jamie Foxx is playing Lynch but you gotta admit Bruce Willis makes a badass Kane. Hell Bruce Willis makes anything badass.[/QUOTE]

Talking about Foxx, my dad is a complete racist, so when we watched the Law Abiding Citizen, every 5-10 minutes he would say that Butler's gotta kick his ass not because Butler's character is cool, hell, not even because of the plot, but just because he's black. v:v:v
He however likes some black actors.
Anyway, I now really cannot imagine his rage when Foxx will be a Bruce's sidekick.

[editline]03:31PM[/editline]

I also have a feeling that they won't even change Foxx's looking. He won't be there with a balding long hair and in glasses that's for sure.

[markfu]

Not many of those movies are good. So yes, we should be worried.

[Reborn9]

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;23814223]casting a Black guy to play the psychotic murderer who needs medication seems to be... conveying the wrong message, I believe...[/QUOTE]
AND he's playing a character called Lynch. Coincidence? I think not.

[Deez nutz]

Actually I don't think Timothy Olyphant would be a bad Kane, even though he gave Hitman a bad name.

[img]http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/gamelife/images/2008/04/09/kaneandlynch_2.jpg[/img]

But Lynch on the other hand... It's a tough call. Definitely not Jaime Foxx though.

[SteeleCratos]

Clint eastwood as lynch

[Lazore]

Statham in this movie would be so fucking bad ass

[Hullu V3]

If Anthony Hopkins wouldn't be such an old fart he would make and awesome Kane.
[img]http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Anthony_Hopkins-7-Slipstream.jpg[/img][img_thumb]http://www.psu.com/media/wallpapers/Kane%20and%20Lynch.jpg[/img_thumb]

[BrainBoggler]

[QUOTE=Erebus.;23821669]I just looked at Simon Crane's filmography.

Should we be worried?[/QUOTE]

X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
[B]Hancock (2008)[/B]

I already am. :(

[cheesedelux]

I honestly don't see the problem with the director. He hasn't actually made anything awful awful.
The casting for Lynch though... What.

[RayvenQ]

He also hasn't really made everything, he's second unit director, so pretty much been in charge of inserts, scenery and the like.

[pvt.meh]

Just :what:.

I don't even understand why they would do this.

[kuhbwekduhbweco]

Hahaha what

[Lebowski]

Now I wouldn't say anyone is overtly racist about this in the thread...

But a black man shouldn't be doing a white man's job. :clint: