Kane & Lynch Movie coming out in 2011 'Bruce Willis! YEE-....wait..... what..."
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What the shit, I'm black too.
It's like making Solid Snake into a female character, it doesn't make any sense at all.
[QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;23829768]What the shit, I'm black too.
It's like making Solid Snake into a female character, it doesn't make any sense at all.[/QUOTE]
Or like making Gordon Freeman speak.
If they made Bruce Willis play the role of Lynch, then Kane could be...
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He was a fucking badass as T1000.
Foxx as Lynch. Do not want.
Why Foxx anyway? There's like several other actors that would fit the role.
It's the same as Ludacris being Jim Bravura in Max Payne, horrible.
Foxx. As Lynch? Oh you've got to be kidding me. It's like they try to piss us off.
[QUOTE=Strawberry Man;23832213]It's the same as Ludacris being Jim Bravura in Max Payne, horrible.[/QUOTE]
Or Mark Wahlberg being... just about any character in a film. He should have stuck with selling drugs and beating up on ethnic minorities.
Donnie Wahlberg all the way. He was in Band of Brothers goddammit.
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;23852381]Or Mark Wahlberg being... just about any character in a film. He should have stuck with selling drugs and beating up on ethnic minorities.
Donnie Wahlberg all the way. He was in Band of Brothers goddammit.[/QUOTE]
That reminds me of a thread on the IMDB Kane & Lynch board where some guy said that Bruce Willis should be the one playing Kane and Mark Wahlberg should be Kane.
I hope they don't butcher Lynch's character. I want them to keep him a dark, psychotic pill-popper with a love for carnage. Not that Foxx can pull it off; I just want the integrity of the character to remain.
This movie will be mediocre at best, just like the first game.
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But the second one will kick ass I just know it.
[QUOTE=simkas;23820431]They should have chosen Kevin Gage for Lynch, looking like he did in Heat:
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I mean come on, if that's not a perfect Lynch, I don't know what is.[/QUOTE]
Heat is pretty much already a Kane and Lynch movie in a lot of ways.
Bryan Cranston would make a good Kane in my opinion.
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He may be a bit old but Willis ain't exactly a whippersnapper either.
to Jamie Foxx's credit, he is a very good actor
[QUOTE=imaguy;23856786]to Jamie Foxx's credit, he is a very good actor[/QUOTE]
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Why did they change him in the first place? To pander to black audiences? I don't think they'd really give a shit, considering Lynch is a psychotic redneck. If they changed a black character by using a white actor there'd be a fucking shitstorm.
I'd like to know where the hell [B][I][U]THAT [/U][/I][/B]came from.
Someone had a brain fart.
I don't know why, but Lynch always visually reminded me of Paul Giamatti...
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[QUOTE=Mombasa;23858700]I don't know why, but Lynch always visually reminded me of Paul Giamatti...
[img]http://www.behindthehype.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/giamatti-paul-photo-paul-giamatti-6227177.jpg[/img]
[img]http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061003/244.giamatti.paul.100206.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
John Adams can play Lynch? No seriously though, I think that would be awesome. But Giamatti is a little fat... Lynch isn't that big.
[QUOTE=Mombasa;23858700]I don't know why, but Lynch always visually reminded me of Paul Giamatti...
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[img_thumb]http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061003/244.giamatti.paul.100206.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Giamatti is a bit too short for Lynch.
It would be like Ray W. Johnson being in The Human Centipede 2!
Hes a funny guy on youtube,but he isn't the best person to play in a sick and twisted horror film. Plus he ain't that good a actor. Jamie Foxx is good in most of his movies, but playing as Lynch doesn't sound like a good idea.
Lynch is gonna be like "daaaayuuumm they shootin us up in here" and the whole movie will be all about the contrast between the black and white characters
[QUOTE=Mombasa;23858700]I don't know why, but Lynch always visually reminded me of Paul Giamatti...
[img]http://www.behindthehype.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/giamatti-paul-photo-paul-giamatti-6227177.jpg[/img]
[img]http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061003/244.giamatti.paul.100206.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
That guy is annoying as hell.
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[QUOTE=Jimmyshimmy;23868106]Lynch is gonna be like "daaaayuuumm they shootin us up in here" and the whole movie will be all about the contrast between the black and white characters[/QUOTE]
Then they fall in love and have unmeaningful sex at the end of the movie.
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