1000 Things we have learned from Video Games v5 remake - Games

41. A car going 15 can send you sprawling to the ground.

42. That crouching right after jumping will always get you to higher places.

43. That the skill required to defuse a baby carriage full of 'nades is much more than a nuclear bomb.

43. dont use hax fag, lol 44. never kick turtle shells at a wall 45. Be polite 46. Be efficient 47. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

48. You can run and still quickscope from Barrett, while standing on your feet! 49. When you die, you respawn.

50. No matter how much you get shot/stabbed/blown up, defribbilators will bring you back to life with one zap

[QUOTE=witchXhunter;23692655]15. The cake is always a lie.[/QUOTE] 51. As a matter of fact, The cake is not a lie, for you are the cake.

52. Bidoofs, Bidoofs everywhere

53. RPG games always ends that you are killing a god

54. Cyrodiil's fine for necrophilia is [I]nothing[/I] compared to Morrowind!

55. As long as there are two people left on Earth, somebody is going to want somebody dead. 56. Alien wildlife will always be larger, more aggressive, and far more powerful then any Earth equivalent.

57. The only easy way to defeat huge monsters is by using out of the way obscure weapons.

58. When bosses have full frontal bodies of armor, it probably means that they have none on their back.

Never dig directly below your feet/fortress. (Works for both Dwarf Fortress and Minecraft. One is that you'll eventually fall to your death, the other would be that you'll unleash a demonic horde upon your dumb asses.

60. If you're losing at the end of a game and you throw a hail mary, the receiver has a really good chance of catching it.

61. When dogs are attacking you, it's probably the mask you're wearing.

62. If they are not the main character, they can deal no damage, leaving the player to kill [b]every[/b] enemy.

63. Don't walk on the sand.

64. A couple bottles of vodka can cure radiation.

65. Somehow reloading a half-empty magazine will somehow make the discarded bullets go back into your inventory.

66. Rockets don't weigh anything.

67. You can sprint forever and stab someone 10 feet away with a few "perks" 68. If you're on a mission, there will be invisible walls keeping you from going the wrong way.

69. 50ft-100ft tall 100 ton Battlemechs work and are a feasible means of fighting war

70. Biomechs moo.

19. You skipped one 71. Apparently if you kill 25 members of the opposing team without dying, command will let you drop a nuke on yourself, the enemy, and your team mates! (And possibly helicopter and jet pilots)

72. Refining 1 resource will allow you to produce anything even people.

73. Everything makes a car explode 74. Wars are settled via cockfighting. 75. Eating a sandwich will instantly heal you.

76. Small, unheard battles end entire wars.

77.If it's big, demonic, and/or a dragon, you need lots of peoples to kill it. 78. If you shoot a zombie in the head, it dies. 79. There's a god. [sp]Black and White, you're a god.[/sp] 80. If you take a sword and chop off someones arm, you can pick up said arm and kill them. Then pick up their head and kill them again!

81. No matter how hard they try, virtually every new Pokemon added in the newer games will just be carbon copies of older ones, but with a different look. 82. People in this thread think only about modern games. 83. The princess is in another castle. 84. No matter how arbitrary your previous skill set, if you are the protagonist of a game, you will have a mastery of everything.