1000 Things we have learned from Video Games v5 remake - Games

81. The big invulnerable boss is always standing in a room with a structural exploit that is his only weakness.

86. If it is a boss, you either have to A) Attack it with a fuckton of force. B) Strike its convenient weak point. C) Use your conveniently and newly acquired tool/weapon to destroy it. or D) There is some factor in the environment that will allow you to defeat it.

87. Two guns will do wildly different damage, even though they fire the same cartridge.

88. If you're carrying baby-mario and hit something, mario will fly off your back and magically form a bubble around himself and float around untill you touch said bubble. 89. Glitches are fun. 90. If you break the blocks on the ceiling, and then walk over it to the end of the cave, you'll get to a warp zone with 3 conveniently placed pipes wich each go to a different world.

91. Red barrels ALWAYS mean explosive. 92. If you find a powerful weapon a boss is near.

93. Shooting a car's gas tank can blow it up unless you are in the car 94. Bullets will go through a car door unless you're behind the door

95. Not all red barrels mean explosive, in borderlands, blue and green are different effects than red.

96. If the store is closed, chances are it's windows are now bulletproof too.

[QUOTE=matark;23723954]81. The big invulnerable boss is always standing in a room with a structural exploit that is his only weakness.[/QUOTE] Super mario 64 right?

97. No matter how much you try, you always need additional pylons

98. No matter what you do, before you're even ready for it, you'll get :zerg:'d.

99. When there is a pile of medkits and ammo you will meet a lot of enemies or a boss soon.

100. Overtime!

101:The King of all Cosmos(aka God) wants his son(aka Jesus) to take a ball and roll up everything on earth and beyond to make new stars,planets and other celestial objects. 102:DANAAA DANANINANANINANA DA KATAMARI DAMACY

103. Walking bears that fights giant carrots and garlics got red birds in their yellow backpack. (Did I do it all right, and dibs to whoever can guess the game) 104. When in doubt, fire.

(Banjo Kazooie) 105. Your life for Aiur

106. There's always more room in your pockets.

107. You can carry 11 guns, but you can't carry more than 5 grenades.

107. "Dosh here, Grab it while it's hot." NINJA'd

109. You can carry a pretty much unlimited amount of gold, but not even nearly as many weapons.

110. You live in the bad neighborhood. Every time.

111. Russia is always your enemy. 112. You have zombie virus immunity.

113. Outdated Russian weaponry are just as effective as standard, military-grade weapons.

114. People in helicopters drop you off so you can go fight massive hordes of zombies to get picked up by another helicopter 3 miles away.

115. You can run faster if you hold no weapons

116. If you put the weapon you're holding on your back and hold a smoke grenade, the weapon magically becomes weightless and you can run twice as fast.

117: "I was all but sure it was..... Gordon Freeman."

118. Gordon Freeman has some of the most well thought out, and overall best dialogue in all of gaming history. 119. An all powerful, super technologically advanced alien race from another universe got their asses kicked by a theoretical physicist with incredibly little combat training. Same for the military. 120. An entire, highly trained, highly equipped military usually can't beat an enemy, but a civilian with no prior combat training can pick up a gun and destroy said enemy in record time.

121: The best way to defend yourself from tigers is to punch them in the face. (Cookies to those who get the reference.)

122. The only best way of performing first aid is with a knife.