1000 Things we have learned from Video Games v5 remake - Games

123. All spaceships are fucking mazes inside.

124. All games have enemies. Even Tetris. Look at that motherfucking grin! [IMG]http://www.shufflingdead.com/TotW/InterviewVG/Long.jpg[/IMG]

125. Tigers can fly if they just spam the jump button.

126. No matter what happened or where you are, there WILL be a gun somewhere.

127. No matter how long your shot is, there is no such thing as the Coriolis Effect

128. Yelling "SPY!" makes it OK to shoot teammates. 129. Miranda is hot. 130. Alien technology > Human technology

131. Wind does not effect a bullet. 132. Bullet drop? What's that? 133. Bullets travel at the speed of light.

134. pills are vital during a zombie apocalypse

[QUOTE=Shortyish;23692549]13. as long as you land in water, no matter how deep, you wont get hurt[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFy-41PmJgE[/media]Somewhat related :cthulhu:

135. Zombies die from 1 bullet to the head.

[QUOTE=Maximo13;23740313]124. All games have enemies. Even Tetris. Look at that motherfucking grin! [IMG]http://www.shufflingdead.com/TotW/InterviewVG/Long.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] What? Dude, the Long Piece is your best friend in any game ever! You must be thinking about the fucking Z Piece!

136: Modern Warfare 2 devours brain cells 137: The Cake is a lie 'meme' promotes more rage than lulz 138: numerous shots to the toe will kill you

139. A knife stab to the toe will activate emergency cell groups in your foot that race up to your heart and stop all blood flow anywhere followed by death.

140. You can punch someone wearing an entire suit of armor 10-20 times and kill them. 141. Everyone can carry about 200 pounds of stuff, not matter how small or weak they are.

142. Everyone hates gnomes.

143. Dont eat the mushroom

144. Lizzard-men does exist and they're immune to all diseases.

145. Hats are more valuable than weapons.

146. Nuclear Bombs make great religions.

147. Waist-height walls are impossible to leap over. 148. Locked doors are indestructible. 149. Not all electronics break when damaged. 150. Wooden furniture is invulnerable. 151. A weapon will either not do any visible damage other than blood stains or cause the enemy to gib into a million pieces.

152. You're a noob because you used the lancer! You're supposed to use the shotgun!!!! Go die noob!

[QUOTE=GeneralSpecific;23743042]127. No matter how long your shot is, there is no such thing as the Coriolis Effect[/QUOTE] Yeah well snipers usually don't shoot at more than their gun's effective range for teh lulz, and even at 1000 yards it would only affect about a few inches.

153. You always win. 154. If you're playing a game for fun, you can just push a button and disappear.

155. Dark mines filled with demon dog hellhound things scare me (Cookies if you know what I'm talking about.)

156. Children can be killed with the right mods.

[QUOTE=X6ZioN6X;23795305]155. Dark mines filled with demon dog hellhound things scare me (Cookies if you know what I'm talking about.)[/QUOTE] Hoo boy, that one Spyro level?

157. Dumbasses will gladly pay more money for the same rehashed shit, and in turn, inspire the industry to move into stale waters for the next 10 years while they build cash cow empires.

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;23795611]Hoo boy, that one Spyro level?[/QUOTE] Nuh uh. It's rated M.

158. If you are an Eastern European and you move to America to live with your cousin, he may develop a severe addiction to bowling, booze, bar games, and [b]beeg American teetees[/b]. 159. Replacing one of your arms with a metal, claw-like prosthetic allows you to dispense small automated defenses out of said limb. 160. Fragmentation grenades have the ability to destroy an entire section of wall in a house.

161. If a knife nicks you in the foot you will die