1000 Things we have learned from Video Games v5 remake - Games

[QUOTE=X6ZioN6X;23795305]155. Dark mines filled with demon dog hellhound things scare me (Cookies if you know what I'm talking about.)[/QUOTE]I'm thinking Penumbra?

162. You can do 10x the damage if you attack someone without them detecting you. 163. A minimum of 3 bullets in the brain is what it takes to kill someone.

164. watch out for crazy fans

165. If you walk through a magic floating spinning orb, you can run up to 5x as fast and do up to 10x damage

166: your squadmates automatically revive if you don't take fire for several seconds 167: I will never lose my virginity

168: You can fall 100Ft and you will only take 10 Damage.

169. It's absolutely ok for 10 year olds to traipse around the world on thier own, attempting to tame deadly beasts. 170. It's Ok to butcher droves of animals on the endangered species list in the pursuit of treasure. 171. No leading heroine will EVER be ugly. 172. Musclebound men on steroids wearing ridiculous amounts of Armour can slide into cover like a ninja. 173. A pile of hay will save you from a 50ft fall. 174. Lucifer has a huge dick. 175. An engineer is much more useful than a trained soldier when battling necromorphs. 176. It's a very bad idea to be an NPC in a survival horror game 177. USA are NEVER the bad guys. They can do no wrong. 178. Zombies can be killed with teddy bears and vases. 179. Kicking chickens is socially acceptable 180. Returning to a town a week after killing 50% of it's population will elicit no response from the residents. 181. Bottle caps are an acceptable form of currency. 182. You will always have an annoying asshole in your party. 183. You can kill a T-rex with a sharp stick. 184. When in doubt, crowbar the fucker. 185. Pinata's have no qualms about Cannibalism, Incest, murder or being smashed open and eaten ALIVE by rabid children.

186. Hitting a person with you're gun twice will kill it, unless you hit it in the back, then it only takes one hit.

187. you can blow up a gas station, fly and smash your face into something metal and fall 100 feet and not die, but jumping off a highway will kill you. 188.When there's a thing that needs teamwork, chances are everyone is going to just be on thier own.

189. Skateboarding head on into a car will only knock you down and cause you to bleed an ounce or two, then you can go on and skate normally as if nothing happened.

190. It's considered a technological advancement when you require guns to have ammunition.

191. If you're hit in the head with an RPG you will wake up one day later outside a hospital, good as new.

192. You're magnetically attracted to knives.

193. [b]I've fought mudcrabs more fierce than you[/b]

194. You can punch a tree to get logs. [editline]09:30PM[/editline] 195. Monsters only spawn in dark places, possibly under your bed.

196. The military will send one helicopter with infinitely many tanks, helicopters, planes, etc.

197. If you fire a sniper without using the scope it will be extremely inaccurate

198. Somehow, if you are covered in piss, you take more damage.

199. They may call 'em crabs, but they sure don't taste like 'em. 200. You can break a rocks if you punch them enough. 201. Jumping on an enemy is the best way to kill them.

202. Mirrors do not exist. (At least not in any games I play)

203. Pigs are evil, and the only way to defeat them is to throw them into an evil pig bag.

204. You can mine with a piece of pork.

205. Glowsticks are more effective than flashlights.

206. Bald, Middle Age, Extremely Buff Space Marines are destined to greatness.

[QUOTE=Raneman;23840491]206. Bald, Middle Age, Extremely Buff Space Marines are destined to greatness.[/QUOTE] Are you thinking of the "Timesplitters" series Sgt. Cortez or some other game? [editline]02:27AM[/editline] 207. If you attack a chicken to many times, a horde of flashing red, angry chickens fly from nowhere and attack you.

208. Spy checking doesn't work with friendly fire in games other than Team Fortress 2.

209. Shotguns are as effective as a long range sniper rifle 210. You can sue people for playing their game

211. Guys with alien T-shirts, sunglasses, and a trenchcoat are badass and can beat anybody up with a shovel.

212. Physics don't always apply 213. There's no such thing as jewish zombies 214. You never have to pee and rarley sleep [editline]07:42AM[/editline] 215. A Sniper rifle on your back is as light as a mpk5 on your back.

Even in 2000 or so years, people will be racist, and it will be sad. (Mass Effect 2)