1000 Things we have learned from Video Games v5 remake - Games

217: Throwing jars of piss at the ground magically heals third degree burns

218. Melee is overpowered.

219. If you shoot one dog, even with a silenced weapon, dozens of other dogs will still hear it and attack you. 220. Silencers make a soft *pew pew* sound. [editline]09:40AM[/editline] 221. Most people shoot guns on automatic.

[QUOTE=fish puncher;23847085]221. Most people shoot guns on automatic.[/QUOTE] Well they do.

222: Sniper rifles are the norm these days when it comes to aim-botters.

[QUOTE=Jund;23847158]Well they do.[/QUOTE] Only some because it takes about 4 seconds to empty a magazine, so most people either shoot in bursts or in semi-automatic.

223.It takes 5 shots to kill a normal person. 224.when you piss on someone they start to puke. 225.a hit in the back of a human head will make the head fly 6 meters. 226. a human head is a perfect object to play catch with your dog. 227.You can only steal guns when they turn red. 228.The only way to make the car unusable is to blow it up. 229.If a car tips over it explodes. 230.You can't shoot your own car when performing a drive-by. 231.when you fall off a building your bodyparts will fly all over the place. 232. If you make a headshot the head will disappear. 234.When you drive off the track your car will be put back on the track. 235. A collision only scratches your car and cracks your windshields. Oh fuck I messed up. fix'd now.

236. You can fire a desert eagle rapidly, one handed, and not break your wrists! 237. Women actually DO like the strong and silent type. Preferably if they own a H.E.V. suit. 238. Crabs have weak points, which can be attacked for massive damage. 239. There is life after death (just hit f5). 240. Kicking and punching is all in the mind (Kick kick kick, punch punch punch, and turn!).

Sorry I messed up! we're actually on 240!

Ah fuck nipples, I've been betrayed!

241. No matter how you slice a droid, it will break into 5-6 pieces.

242.Whatever weapon you're using, you can still make a huge metal door fall off it's hinges.

243. Melee weapons make bullet-holes in things.

[QUOTE=Spawndex;23849941]243. Melee weapons make bullet-holes in things.[/QUOTE] 244.you can throw infinity knives. 245.you have a full power to do stuff while on fire.

246.When in a police Pursuit, go to the nearest bus station

[QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;23700574]40. He is Commander Shephard and this is his favorite store in the Citadel.[/QUOTE] 247. This store discriminates against the poor!

248. There [b]will[/b] be zombies after the apocalypse.

249.PC gaming is dying

[QUOTE=fish puncher;23847217]Only some because it takes about 4 seconds to empty a magazine, so most people either shoot in bursts or in semi-automatic.[/QUOTE] Automatic = Fully and semi-automatic

250. PC Gaming is fine where it is. 251. City Populace will complain about sickness when there are armies circling the city.

252. Looking =/= stealing

253. Don't fuck with Shinobi

254. chunks of earth can float in air. 255. people can dance in the club 24/7 256. when you crash into someone you both forget it and drive along like it never happened. 257. kill how many people you want the city's population never changes. 258. cars disappear when you turn your back to them and look back. 259. when you ignite someone then he runs and suddenly falls dead on the ground. 260. when you get brutally killed you will just pass out and respawn in the nearest hospital.

261. Adding a sex scene to a game cant make up for crappy gameplay

262. I AM SHIVA, the GOD OF DEATH

Its possible to run backwards, do flips and rolls whilst injured and firing a shotgun. (Take a guess.)

264. You can only chop up a large tree stump if you have an axe made of platinum, but gold is good enough for small ones. 265. Chickens don't lay eggs if they are left in the rain.

266. Shotguns pellets disappear after 10 feet.

[QUOTE=fish puncher;23855220]266. Shotguns pellets disappear after 10 feet.[/QUOTE] Shotguns don't shoot really far in real life either!

[QUOTE=Blind Weasel;23856832]Shotguns don't shoot really far in real life either![/QUOTE] They're made for hunting, the spread in real life is quite a bit less than in video games. Plus you can shoot accurately past 10 feet.