Eating flowers will make you shoot fireballs and eating a feather will turn you in a racoon.
[QUOTE=Bowser_nl;17175209]Eating flowers will make you shoot fireballs and [b]eating a feather will turn you in a racoon.[/b][/QUOTE]
It's a leaf, not a feather, damnit.
[QUOTE=Bowser_nl;17175209]Eating flowers will make you shoot fireballs and eating a feather will turn you in a racoon.[/QUOTE]
Feather turns you into a Superman-ish guy in Super Mario World.
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[QUOTE=Kalkka;17175219]It's a leaf, not a feather, damnit.[/QUOTE]
This
Mowing down pedestrians in a stolen truck, firing a sub machine gun out the window = One star.
Shooting a police man in the face = 2 stars
Crossing a bridge = 165.7 stars.
Mortars and Artillary are as simple as lining up the black circles with numbers on them.
Scratching the paint on a police car will have the every cop on your ass in a matter of seconds.
The entire world is depending on you to save it, but you're still paying for that sword.
Don't go to anywhere called racoon city, ravenholm or a deserted town on a silent hill.
Princesses often get captured by large dinosaur-turtles with red fluffy hair and a spiky shell.
Tits defy gravity and are always too large for the clothing.
Case in point.
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You're winner!
Pirates fight like dairy farmers
People never need any form of sustenance or to use the toilet... or sleep.
In some places you can survive half kilometre drops with no serious injuries, but in other places a 3 metre fall will result in instadeath, and you'll die before even hitting the ground... almost as if you passed through some wall of death.
Tank guns are only useful up to 100m.
SMG's have wider spreads than shotguns.
If I hide in the tiniest shadow of a completely lit room and crouch, no one will notice me.
Painting a face on a cardboard circle and attaching it to my head makes me a master of disguise.
Knives are only lethal if I hit someone in the back with it.
Bullets always fly in perfectly straight lines with no falloff.
[QUOTE=maximusismax;17137505]Get a better computer.[/QUOTE]
Can your PC render 50km of the environment on Crysis?
I think not.
[QUOTE=ashxu;17192436]Can your PC render 50km of the environment on Crysis?
I think not.[/QUOTE]
Then get a BETTER computer until it works right!
There will be an awesome weapon in every game and in almost every case there will not be enough ammo to justify using it.
[QUOTE=fragmaplas;17191975]Pirates fight like dairy farmers[/QUOTE]
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."
You don't need any medical training or firearms training, but if aliens invade you can handle assault rifles and medkits just fine.
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;17195740]"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."
You don't need any medical training or firearms training, but if aliens invade you can handle assault rifles and medkits just fine.[/QUOTE]
But Gordon is a scientist, and he probably knows first-aid.
[QUOTE=Epidemick;17195847]But Gordon is a scientist, and he probably knows first-aid.[/QUOTE]
I wasn't referring to Half-Life, I was referring to games in general. Left 4 Dead is a good example. Louis is just an office worker, but he knows how to use first aid professionally.
Also, you could be shot, stabbed, slashed and exploded, but as long a you live to use 'em, bandages will make you good as new.
The princess is in another castle
Ironsights are completely useless.
cops are against you when u go to the airport grounds. Dammit! i just wanted to get a plane and fly for stunts
[QUOTE=johnmaynar;17199027]Ironsights are completely useless.[/QUOTE]
Only if you're using the P90 in CoD4.
Going on a rampage and kill the entire city while you're at it won't be a problem as long as you have a car shop in your area that sprays your car blue.
You are Criminal Scum.
You have tunnel vision
Soul Reaver taught me big words.
Not looking down the scope of a sniper rifle will make the bullet come out sideways.
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