[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;17191411]Tits defy gravity and are always too large for the clothing.
Case in point.
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I was just staring at this picture waiting for them to fall out. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=ashxu;17192436]Can your PC render 50km of the environment on Crysis?
I think not.[/QUOTE]
Why yes.
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It can.
The Nazi's had an army of zombies, demons, super soldiers, and a whole bunch of futuristic weapons.
And they had super powers.
You can fire a Barrett .50 cal with one hand.
[QUOTE=triFeral;17203037]You can fire a Barrett .50 cal with one hand.[/QUOTE]
I can too!
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;17201934]I was just staring at this picture waiting for them to fall out. :saddowns:
Why yes.
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It can.[/QUOTE]
Lovin' the new avatar. :love: Guilty Gear.
[QUOTE=triFeral;17203037]You can fire a Barrett .50 cal with one hand.[/QUOTE]
fucking trespasser
You'll have to go into the sewers.
[QUOTE=Black Milano;17205044]You'll have to go into the sewers.[/QUOTE]
Sewers is a place where everyone who ever carried a weapon of some kind, will have to visit.
I learned that the Lord of the Land approaches.
The view through night vision goggles always looks crystal clear with a scanline overlay.
plants dont like the zombie in your lawn.
Plumbers wearing red kill people by jumping on their heads.
[B]Never[/B] easy-weld ragdolls.
I can eat bullets
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and survive
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;17134734]Deep space mining is a lucrative business.[/QUOTE]
S*** yeah it is.
Also, you can heal ANY wound by taping a first aid kit to yourself.
Seriously, bandages heal all ailments.
Don't worry about recieving too much radiation, just take some vodka with you wherever you go.
In the future, one company will have the monopoly over the whole beer production in the world, thus everyone will drink the same brand.
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In space, you need to keep the engines turned on, or else you'll stop moving.
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5 citizens of the same sex can produce unlimited offspring, they just have to build a settlement and populate it. No, it's not futuristic cloning technologies, it was possible back in the stone age!
Real men often take the back door.
You know that enemy you saw just a second ago that ran off? He's around the corner.
Whenever I pick up a futuristic gun, I'll somehow know exactly how to use it.
If you get hurt, you just need to wait for 5 seconds, then you'll feel better.
Red barrels/crates are explosive.
Every enemy soldier's gun will be half empty regardless of whether he has fired it or not
[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;17191411]Tits defy gravity and are always too large for the clothing.
Case in point.
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Holy fuck I want to fuck her brains out.
The most realistic graphics are in real life, and possibly Crysis.
You can't pass through that red door until you backtrack three levels to get the red passkey.
However, the red passkey is behind the yellow door.
You do not have the yellow passkey.
That if your in war you always get trash talked by the other team for camping.
Shooting at an enemy's foot can make it be incapacitated.
That it's like Hoth when you're near the satellite station.
That killing people, running over hookers and stealing cars is AWWRIGHT.
That 85% of the time, your "partner" will betray you.
P.S. Hi facepunch. :)
Blowing up military bases and factories can be forgiven by just going to secret base in middle of mountains.
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