Let's Play Hearts of Iron III! Slavtastic Edition - Games

It's probably just me, but only the last few pictures of the latest update will load.

I have an eMachines laptop so i don't get BSOD. :downs:

[QUOTE=Morpheus009;16653882]Place Shaped Like a Penis = Sweden.[/QUOTE] Fixed!

Ugh photos.cx starts fucking up so I use imgkk now that fucks up. Can anyone reccomend a good, reliable image host? I'm not a fan of imageshack.

Imagesh... Photobucket?

Photobucket has a really limiting bandwidth limit. Filesmelt seems to be good, uploading it to there. [B]EDIT:[/B] All images updated and working again

I can't wait until they update this to make it run...even remotely normally. Also, the theatre command AI needs to be updated a ton. Key features that would make it WORK - - Air and Naval HQs, with their own mission options like land HQs. Lead by air/naval officers, of course. - Ability to attach and detach multiple units to armies/HQs, etc. - Ability to select a number of units and automatically create HQs/army groups as necessary to efficiently command a group of units. - Addition of an occupation mission for ground forces. To make them automatically retake rebel provinces in an area. Seriously. As Germany after a successful Barbarossa, this is REALLY getting necessary. Among other things, that's just off the top of my head.

Turn off the AI and MICROMANAGEMICROMANAGEMICROMANAGEMICROMANAGE it'll be good times. Think I'll go micromanage for a bit now.

I wonder what exploits Glorious Slav Empire shall have today.

So how do you annex a nation again? In the demo I managed to conquer Luxembourg (greatest achievement to date! :v: ) as Germany but they refuse to surrender.

[QUOTE=deltasquid;16672218]So how do you annex a nation again? In the demo I managed to conquer Luxembourg (greatest achievement to date! :v: ) as Germany but they refuse to surrender.[/QUOTE] It relies on them surrendering, if they don't surrender the best you can do is just occupy them. You can change the terms of the occupation from the politics tab. Update probably coming later tonight, when I can be bothered to right it hurf.

Because Sweden without Finland looks like a Penis :downs: (INB4 Premature mind)

Actually no update today I'm going out for a drink again, I'll throw it out tomorrow. slav lyfestyle itt

I was playing Yugoslavia and I could never fucking declare war on Albania, EVER. I hate this new system of declaring war. EDIT: How do you increase threat and decrease neutrality.

Is there Estonia and how is it doing?:buddy:

Is the AI in Hearts of Iron III any good?

[QUOTE=FlowXobDans;16674313]I was playing Yugoslavia and I could never fucking declare war on Albania, EVER. I hate this new system of declaring war. EDIT: How do you increase threat and decrease neutrality.[/QUOTE] Spy operation of increasing threat on target country, in country spies assigned to decrease neutrality.

Wow this game owns. Im so getting it.

[QUOTE=FlowXobDans;16674313]I was playing Yugoslavia and I could never fucking declare war on Albania, EVER. I hate this new system of declaring war. EDIT: How do you increase threat and decrease neutrality.[/QUOTE] You press alt+21 on the numpad and type "noneutrality" Because the fucking neutrality system is arbitrary bullshit made to stop the AI from fucking up, while unnecessarily limiting the player. It can suck a dick. [QUOTE=raviool;16674828]Is there Estonia and how is it doing?:buddy:[/QUOTE] Just got mullered by Germany [QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;16674914]Is the AI in Hearts of Iron III any good?[/QUOTE] The strategic AI is all sorts of broken thanks to a myriad of bugs, Japan in my allies hmmm yase. The tactical AI however, seems to be pretty damn solid.

[QUOTE=KillerTV;16679056]You press alt+21 on the numpad and type "noneutrality" [/QUOTE] The "~" key works too (The common console key in games)

Filesmelt is down - literally the angriest person in the world.

[QUOTE=KillerTV;16680435]Filesmelt is down - literally the angriest person in the world.[/QUOTE] tis a conspiracy by the pesky Allies to prevent assured Slav dominance on the airwaves.

Any updates today?

I don't think so... Pity. Was looking forward to them.

[B]Interlude[/B] Less action packed update, more of an update on how the world is doing. [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/AAR4-1.jpg[/img] Most of greek forces are pushed into pocket by glorious advance. But before Albanian capital is taken back couple of division sneak off in boat escorted by big british navy! Our destroyer attacks navy but they ignore rule of gentlemanly war by shooting on us and we let them go. [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/AAR4-2.jpg[/img] The greeks are bound to reinforce athens with those divisions so we must work quickly! We attack the boy-lover capital and sweep their defences aside. [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/AAR4-3.jpg[/img] Yet another nation that refuses surrender! I swear the allies are trying to make this war hard for us or something. [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/AAR4-4.jpg[/img] We do get some benefit, but is less than we like. When we beat all allies we will finally make these places truly ours! [B]LOOK AT DIS BIGASS PICTURE[/B] - Finland doesn't show because paradox are retards, and made the country colour the same colour as water. [media]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/onhisfaceisa.jpg[/media] From this map slav wasn't quite sure where to strike. We don't have enough navy power for large invasions, nor the technology for paratroopers. We are racing towards being able to make paratroopers, but it will still take time. In meantime I decide to throw a lone division into North Africa, to cease my slavic boredom and help out the pasta people. [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/AAR4-5.jpg[/img] france i am shock. You lose your capital and dont surrender? Now Germans and Italians must push into southern France. How annoying for them. [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/AAR4-6.jpg[/img] I have begun to wonder about the british. Try to attack my port on Crete? I understand. However they do it with tank division. They just drive off the ship into water and sink. GLORIOUS SLAV VICTORY. [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/AAR4-7.jpg[/img] Seems Africa venture was ill fated though, if it wasn't in desert slav troops would have beaten all of them! [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/AAR4-8.jpg[/img] worst axis member ever :colbert: [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/AAR4-9.jpg[/img] The bull fighters? How very unexpected. They are still fools though, if they attacked with that many troops in southern italy they could have taken the entire south, including Rome. Then they could have been a threat. It's unlikely now though. I send up a couple of armoured divisions and bombers to get some combat experience. [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/AAR4-10.jpg[/img] Norway drops, and now the counterattack from the finns is sure to be repelled! Scandinavia will soon belong to the germans in it's entirety! Now a question for the readers. Where should the slav empire turn it's head to? I had my eye on Turkey, they are in an alliance with us, but not fighting in the war. However, paradox games are terrible and I don't seem to be able to break the alliance. So that went out of the window. [B]23:54 oh yeahhhh right on time to still be today.[/B]

[QUOTE=KillerTV;16701650][B]Interlude[/B] [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/AAR4-9.jpg[/img] The bull fighters? How very unexpected. They are still fools though, if they attacked with that many troops in southern italy they could have taken the entire south, including Rome. Then they could have been a threat. It's unlikely now though. I send up a couple of armoured divisions and bombers to get some combat experience. [/QUOTE] Holy shit I was on filesmelt and went to the experimental page and clicked latest image, that was the latest one.

The hell's going on with the manchurian border?

Communist China has Manchuria, there is a small encircled Japanese division there, and Nationalist china grabbed a bit though it's in the middle of Comchi territory :v:

Idiotic Swedes, joining the Allies and getting Skåne eaten.

Nice update :dance:. Keep it going. At least germany/norway is following the historic events. I bet Vidkun Quisling helped the germans ingame too!