Exclusive interview about Dota 2 Professional gamer
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I was assuming this was just a joke thread and yeah, it has to be a joke thread now that he made it so obvious.
It was funny though, so not a bad joke.
[QUOTE=Jessey;40824597]Hey, I got this too. I'm Zeldabro now.[/QUOTE]
NO I'M ZELDABRO
[IMG]http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-18-at-12.25.31-pm.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Mal1t1a;40817543]He's one of the rising professional gamers in the Dota 2 community. I have begun an internal investigation on who he is, and what's to become of him. So far I have found that he's played over 1,000 matchmaking games in Dota 2, and maintains a win rate above 50%.[/QUOTE]
I have +2,600 matchmaking games and 52% win rate, am I professional yet?
(never played dota1, hon or lol either)
[QUOTE=justaris;40837027]NO I'M ZELDABRO
[IMG]http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-18-at-12.25.31-pm.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
No, I AM ZELABRO
[img]http://www.womanaroundtown.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Spartacus-Film.jpg[/img]
his name is robert zelabro
[QUOTE=xBackfire;40823930]What the fuck is this thread[/QUOTE]
Uhm it's a thread about the professional dota 2 player named Zeldabro.
[QUOTE=Unisath;40824545]I have a feeling that the OP and this Zeldabro guy are the same person...[/QUOTE]
You have weird feelings.
[QUOTE=Jessey;40824597]Hey, I got this too. I'm Zeldabro now.[/QUOTE]
Perhaps you are a professional Dota 2 player as well?
[QUOTE=SxRustle;40824643]The only thing i understand so far - having 50% winrate/ 1000 matches played make you a [B]PRO[/B] player. probly.
just some info. AdmirallBuldog from Alliance has way more than 1000 matches only on Lone Druid. not worth mentioning though, Zeldaro is still better )[/QUOTE]
According to statistics. Na'vi was the first team ever to win the internationals. Dendi being on that team is considered a professional player.
[QUOTE=Maruhai;40825676]Don't lock this, it's way too good.[/QUOTE]
You too share the vision of Zeldabro being promoted to a paid gamelite.
[QUOTE=Rarara;40825781]I was assuming this was just a joke thread and yeah, it has to be a joke thread now that he made it so obvious.
It was funny though, so not a bad joke.[/QUOTE]
Zeldabro is a very serious player whom yells encouraging slurs at his teammates over the microphone.
[QUOTE=justaris;40837027]NO I'M ZELDABRO
[IMG]http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-18-at-12.25.31-pm.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Uhm as accurate as that image may be, you cannot be THE Zeldabro. Only a offspring.
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;40838701]I have +2,600 matchmaking games and 52% win rate, am I professional yet?
(never played dota1, hon or lol either)[/QUOTE]
Where is your team?
[QUOTE=EliteGuy;40842276]No, I AM ZELABRO
[IMG]http://www.womanaroundtown.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Spartacus-Film.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Now that's just silly, he doesn't look manly.
[QUOTE=Nestophales;40842531]his name is robert zelabro[/QUOTE]
Oh I get it, when we die in project dota 2, we do have a name, and his name is robert zeldabro.
Sorry for taking so long to respond fellas, I was dealing with the associations that is and has become Zeldabro's career. I had an interview with him, during which he states that he [B]WILL BE RETURNING TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY[/B].
where do i sign up to be a priest of zeldabro
[QUOTE=devon_wargod;40844863]where do i sign up to be a priest of zeldabro[/QUOTE]
I'm sure an establishment will be created in the divinity of Zeldabro.
[editline]30th May 2013[/editline]
Behold, there is an establishment now.
[url]http://zeldabro.lexsym.com/[/url]
HOLY SHIT FINALLY!!!! every day i tell all of my friends about zeldabro and how under rated a player he is and noone listens??? finally he is starting to get the fame he deserves. he was part of a really big team that was famous around TI2 called Jual5. His Personality and Quick Wit drafting skills earned him his place in the dota hall of fame.
i hope to see him around soon.
good luck
zeldabro
EDIT:
wr
zeldabro is my hero thanks for making this thread dude
[editline]31st May 2013[/editline]
i wonder why valve didnt make a Jual5 pennant
ZELDABRO!
ZELDABRO!
ZELDABRO!
[QUOTE=Lemonyes;40845829]HOLY SHIT FINALLY!!!! every day i tell all of my friends about zeldabro and how under rated a player he is and noone listens??? finally he is starting to get the fame he deserves. he was part of a really big team that was famous around TI2 called Jual5. His Personality and Quick Wit drafting skills earned him his place in the dota hall of fame.
i hope to see him around soon.
good luck
zeldabro
EDIT:
wr[/QUOTE]
and
[QUOTE=nmagain;40845856]zeldabro is my hero thanks for making this thread dude
[editline]31st May 2013[/editline]
i wonder why valve didnt make a Jual5 pennant[/QUOTE]
I aim to inspire.
thank you basedzeldagod
you can fuck my support anytime
[URL="http://www.noxiousnet.com/forums/index.php?topic=17342.0"]zeldabro exposed as dendi[/URL]
[QUOTE=Nestophales;40846159]thank you basedzeldagod
you can fuck my support anytime[/QUOTE]
He'll gladly fuck. Since the beginning of this thread he was founded to have male partners.
[QUOTE=MaxisOp;40846197][URL="http://www.noxiousnet.com/forums/index.php?topic=17342.0"]zeldabro exposed as dendi[/URL][/QUOTE]
he's been exposed.
exclusive picture of zeldabro
[t]https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/3210227520/15f3065ce6b561559ca501c4858e0d60.jpeg[/t]
Oh my god this is the greatest thread ever.
[QUOTE=Maruhai;40868923]exclusive picture of zeldabro
[t]https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/3210227520/15f3065ce6b561559ca501c4858e0d60.jpeg[/t][/QUOTE]
Uhm excuse me, that's me, not Zeldabro.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;40868989]Oh my god this is the greatest thread ever.[/QUOTE]
I should hope so!
Oh for fuck sake let it die!
[QUOTE=Rockeiro123;41012941]Oh for fuck sake let it die![/QUOTE]
Did someone say ZELDABRO?
ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS DOTA 2 CHAMPION!
dota 2 should be renamed to zeldabro
[QUOTE=devon_wargod;41015873]dota 2 should be renamed to zeldabro[/QUOTE]
DotZ
bump
Icefrog should begin working on implementing a new item called Zeldabro. So we could forever preserve his legacy.
Oh, also the Dota 2 star has went into playing with certain players that upon playing with, they begin to feel the need to unfriend him because of his professional skill. They say it's just too hard to play in the bracket he plays in.
[QUOTE=Maruhai;41150916]wtf what a loser lock thread[/QUOTE]
FRET NOT MARUHAI! THE ZELDABRO IN THE ABOVE VIDEO IS AN IMPOSTER!
LONG LIVE THE DOTA KING ZELDABRO!!
holy shit i cant believe i played in the same team as zeldabro
hes so good at game he can play ocarina of time music on his piano WHILE PLAYING DOTA
im serious hes THAt good
[QUOTE=nmagain;41159043]holy shit i cant believe i played in the same team as zeldabro
hes so good at game he can play ocarina of time music on his piano WHILE PLAYING DOTA
im serious hes THAt good[/QUOTE]
This is clearly a lie! The real Zeldabro plays in such a high skill tier that he can only be matched against competitive 5man teams, 1v5.
it wasn't a pub though
was a lobby game in the facepunch league, he was a standin for our team ;)
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