Starcraft II Megathread V.1 'Hell, It's About Time' - Games

[QUOTE=Pinut;24041646]infested kerrigan is hotter.[/QUOTE] [img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100613214755/starcraft/images/1/16/InfestedKerrigan_SC2_DevCine2.jpg[/img] She surely is a tease.

Also people stop thinking of FemDom sex with Kerrigan or Nova. Withness my mind-reading capabilities!

I fucking hate how i get merged with noobs every single time i play protoss on 2vs2 its so irritiating im still in bronze 2vs2 yet im in platinum liga in 3vs3

[QUOTE=acds;24041786]Also people stop thinking of FemDom sex with Kerrigan or Nova. Withness my mind-reading capabilities![/QUOTE] Well, it's worth a thought. I mean she nows what makes you hot the moment you start to think about it. How would you stand a chance for long? [B]Edited:[/B] FemDom? :q:

[QUOTE=acds;24041786]Also people stop thinking of FemDom sex with Kerrigan or Nova. Withness my mind-reading capabilities![/QUOTE] [IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3241/2931655913_77d14f4c2f.jpg[/IMG] :q:

[QUOTE=acds;24041707]That just stops them from reading everyone's mind in a 100km radius, but they'll still read minds (in case of Nova or Kerrigan they can "talk" to people too, Kerrigan sent a series of dreams alternating between pleasant and horrible dreams to Raynor for example).[/QUOTE] I had no idea how they work. I never read the starcraft books, only played the games and browse the starcraft wikia.

how to beat mech terran as protoss [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/100275/exitgame.png[/img] fool proof strat

[QUOTE=mercurius;24041899]I had no idea how they work. I never read the starcraft books, only played the games and browse the starcraft wikia.[/QUOTE] I haven't read many SC books either, it's just that for some reason when it's regarding videogames stuff sticks to my memory in just 1 read :v: And yeah I'm getting most from the Wiki too.

If you would put them into an order which group is the worst/best? Sons of Korhal (-> Terran Dominion) Confederates United Powers League (-> United Earth Directorate) the rest (can't make up more now) Afterall they all comitted crimes against humanity (and the protoss).

Sons of korhal aren't a bad group, but their leader was a power hungry madman They offered to rescue raynor in the first game when every other power had abandoned them.

[QUOTE=keroba2;24041842]Well, it worth a thought. I mean she nows what makes you hot the moment you start to think about it. How would you stand a chance for long? [B]Edited:[/B] FemDom? :q:[/QUOTE] For that matter, mind-control could become easily mind-stimulation/brain-stimulation, pretty much stimulating any kind of feeling/sensation of any kind of intensity (to put it in less family-friendly terms, she could have you orgasm like a pig for 30 consecutive minutes). Now to kill your boner, Tosh could probably do that too (not so hot now eh?). [editline]07:52PM[/editline] [QUOTE=mercurius;24042058]If you would put them into an order which group is the worst/best? Sons of Korhal (-> Terran Dominion) Confederates United Powers League (-> United Earth Directorate) the rest (can't make up more now) Afterall they all comitted crimes against humanity (and the protoss).[/QUOTE] As far as power goes, UED takes the cake (Metzen said that the real heavy ordinance that they have on earth was not brought with the expedition). For morals, I have no idea, each time somer me new power pops up they are another space-Hitler. Though unless I'm mistaken Earth is a pretty peaceful place, no constant tiranny like the cut-off colonies.

[QUOTE=Xera;24041934]how to beat mech terran as protoss [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/100275/exitgame.png[/img] fool proof strat[/QUOTE] yeah that or immortals

Whats a good way to beat a protoss or terran who just turtle up in their base as zerg?

outmacro [editline]04:01PM[/editline] then broodlord corrupter probably

[QUOTE=cornndog;24042418]Whats a good way to beat a protoss or terran who just turtle up in their base as zerg?[/QUOTE] Well the best thing to do is try to keep him locked in his base (easier said than done I know), then adapt to what he builds (again, easier said than done) and when he comes out, use your map control to defeat his army (whatever it is you should have a lot more resources to build your army, so you should be able to defeat him). He'll become resource starved and GG. Worked for me most of the time, as long as I knew what he was building and countered it (if he gets you by surprise you'll probably get smashed and lose a few expansions, so don't let him).

SC1 kerrigan is hotter, before she got high heels.

[QUOTE=cornndog;24042418]Whats a good way to beat a protoss or terran who just turtle up in their base as zerg?[/QUOTE] Get map control and harass the living shit out of him. Use mutalisks and burrowed units to make him wish he could kick a puppy, or had a rope to strangle himself with. You need to make him hate every moment of his foolish existance, and inhibit his ability to build up a game breaking force. Remember, 200 food of terran/protoss units > 200 food of zerg units.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;24041083]omgomgomg One of the questions on yesterday's day9 was "What do you tell a player who is afraid of doing 1v1 ladder matches?" THIS PERTAINS TO ME. MUST WATCH RESPONSE.[/QUOTE] What was the answer? I could use it too D:

watch yesterdays cast [editline]04:37PM[/editline] SHIT I have to do my placements today because I won't have a desk for the next week

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;24043399]watch yesterdays cast [editline]04:37PM[/editline] SHIT I have to do my placements today because I won't have a desk for the next week[/QUOTE] I'm sure you can improvise. [editline]03:41PM[/editline] Also diamond is fucking nuts. Such a hand and mental work out haha.

Nothing says 'I own the map' like putting creep all around a turtle's base

Use sentries on minerals, use creep on allies. Rage ensues.

[QUOTE=mercurius;24043708]Use sentries on minerals, use creep on allies. Rage ensues.[/QUOTE] Holy shit, you can shield minerals? that's awesome

Any one know any open US starcraft 2 tournys? Like other fourms or anything?

[QUOTE=melonmonkey;24043876]Holy shit, you can shield minerals? that's awesome[/QUOTE] [img]http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1834/stargrief2.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Mr_Razzums;24044002]Any one know any open US starcraft 2 tournys? Like other fourms or anything?[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/cvw53/introducing_screddit_open_a_weekly_tournament_for/]Reddit Starcraft US Open (Weekly Tournament)[/url]

[QUOTE=Mr_Razzums;24044002]Any one know any open US starcraft 2 tournys? Like other fourms or anything?[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.nationalesl.com[/url]

I'm so bad at this game. I can't focus on more things. When I'm in battle I forget to build more units/buildings. I won then realised I had 7k minerals. Then the score board showed that I had 3k minerals average unspent. getting better though. yesterday I couldn't win against a medium AI.

You just have to make a mental checklist and be constantly going through it. Mine goes like "workers, resources, units, minimap". Constantly make workers, make sure your resources aren't getting too high, make units, and check the minimap. Once you get a solid list down and remember to constantly go through it, you'll see your unused minerals go down drastically.

I go workers, units, buildings, army, and set my hotkeys accordingly.