Shores of Hazeron Attempt v2: Electric Universe Restart - Games

[QUOTE=MrBob1337;26904782] So who wants to join?[/QUOTE] Me. Never ever played before, but seeing as half everyone will probably not have whatever. [editline]7th January 2011[/editline] Uhh, I just killed Targoss. what do

[quote=mbbird;27273343]uhh, i just killed targoss. What do[/quote] Dinner.

But I need him to figure out what the cock I'm doing.

[QUOTE=Mbbird;27273343] Uhh, I just killed Targoss. what do[/QUOTE] Make a flag out of his corpse

This game lags more than.... holy shit okay fuck this [editline]7th January 2011[/editline] This is terrible. There has to be a constant 2 second lag and I can't figure out where the fuck "the broker" is.

You just don't wish to pay any attention to instructions I repeated many times for you. You have to help yourself before others are able to help you.

You don't even consider that it might be shitty instructions, a terrible UI, and no official help? [editline]7th January 2011[/editline] No matter, I had been running around for half an hour or so trying to figure out what to do when I stopped and thought "Hmm, I'm not having fun right now. When will I in the future?" Answer being never, because I can't see how anything you do there is fun, questioning why I even bothered in the first place.

Wow good job killing Targoss and wondering why no one is teaching/tutoring shit to you. Also there's a fucking Game Manual on the OFFICIAL WEBSITE for a reason.

[QUOTE=NotMeh;27274963]Wow good job killing Targoss and wondering why no one is teaching/tutoring shit to you. Also there's a fucking Game Manual on the OFFICIAL WEBSITE for a reason.[/QUOTE] It was an accident. I was left clicking as apposed to right for a bit. He died in a few swipes. I repeatedly asked on multiple channels how the fuck I get him back, spawned a couple times, googled it, etc, no joy. Went onto the guide on the OFFICIAL WEBSITE and looking at the key binds helped more than it! Doesn't say anything about how to find a broker. That I needed to find a broker. How to start an engine. What the point of the game is. The difference between a fighter and a ship that requires you to be a captain. That wildlife will repeatedly rape you shit. Or how I play the game for any extended period of time before killing myself from relentless lag.

[QUOTE=Mbbird;27275003]It was an accident. I was left clicking as apposed to right for a bit. He died in a few swipes. I repeatedly asked on multiple channels how the fuck I get him back, spawned a couple times, googled it, etc, no joy. Went onto the guide on the OFFICIAL WEBSITE and looking at the key binds helped more than it! Doesn't say anything about how to find a broker. That I needed to find a broker. How to start an engine. What the point of the game is. The difference between a fighter and a ship that requires you to be a captain. That wildlife will repeatedly rape you shit. Or how I play the game for any extended period of time before killing myself from relentless lag.[/QUOTE] Make new empire/new facepunch empire guy PROBLEMS SOLVED

[QUOTE=Mbbird] Went onto the guide on the OFFICIAL WEBSITE and looking at the key binds helped more than it! Doesn't say anything about how to find a broker.[/QUOTE] [URL]http://www.hazeron.com/htshop.html[/URL] You sure looked hard

How can I store my disk somewhere safely? I don't want it lost on my spacetrips

[QUOTE=Chamango;27275156][URL]http://www.hazeron.com/htshop.html[/URL] You sure looked hard[/QUOTE] Maybe that locater thing would've been helpful (could've said something brad), but other than that that's like all the other pages in the guide, unhelpful. If it were a post, it would get a big fat sarcastic informative.

How come the first settler of a system isn't a senator, and is only the governor of their planet? Fix it.

Damnit, Bob, you changed the policy. Set it back to Viceroy. Trogdorius just colonized a new system and he can't do a damn thing, and had to get one of us to come make a moonbase for him.

How come I'm no longer a Viceroy of my sector? Fix it!

For a tale on the cautionary side, this sort of thing is what made the New Arceon Imperium split off last time.

Who is the owner of thr Irkutsk sector and why did he name it Irkutsk?

[quote=notmeh;27275877]who is the owner of thr irkutsk sector and why did he name it irkutsk?[/quote] for the lolz

I didn't expect my ship to spawn in space, so that was quite an interesting experience [IMG]http://gyazo.com/ab40e893091467a4740833baf45b6259.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://gyazo.com/28540bc8c76880472bb752869fe4b96d.png[/IMG]

So I just made 10 rifles and pistols to deal with the creatures that constantly assault me but how the hell do I get them out of the City Inventory?

[QUOTE=NotMeh;27276341]So I just made 10 rifles and pistols to deal with the creatures that constantly assault me but how the hell do I get them out of the City Inventory?[/QUOTE] Buy them from a broker. Solicit sales etc just like anything else. R is reload.

what's a fast way to get money? [editline]8th January 2011[/editline] to get a spaceship, since the one I mentioned above had 1 crew berth missing.

Or buy them directly from the weapons factory. Get money by manually mining luminite or vulkanite and then selling it.

[QUOTE=FHamster;27276560]Or buy them directly from the weapons factory. Get money by manually mining luminite or vulkanite and then selling it.[/QUOTE] How do I sell stuff to my empire, so my own empire buys it. I've been trying to sell stuff but it would just start acting odd, and it's hard to understand the manual

Go on the trade channel, offer an item at a reasonable price, they will auto-offer, and then you can accept.

My rifle seems to have no ammo what do I dooo

Buy some, press R when there is some in your inventory.

[QUOTE=Mbbird;27274902]You don't even consider that it might be shitty instructions, a terrible UI, and no official help? [editline]7th January 2011[/editline] No matter, I had been running around for half an hour or so trying to figure out what to do when I stopped and thought "Hmm, I'm not having fun right now. When will I in the future?" Answer being never, because I can't see how anything you do there is fun, questioning why I even bothered in the first place.[/QUOTE] Lol. Dumbs for saying his instructions were unhelpful, I have a strong negative opinion on the finnicky UI, and wasn't having fun. okay

Alright I'm armed with a godly rifle that can shoot miles away with pinpoint accuracy. [B]COME AT ME BRO[/B]