"You're not real."
[editline]07:03PM[/editline]
and then I would see a psychiatrist
"Hey Alyx."
Nice to meet you or Hello.
"Why don't you just give me the EMP generator so you don't have to open every locked door for me?"
[QUOTE=NuckChorris;24395074]"Nice tits"[/QUOTE]
She's got a better ass than boobies
despite being a game character
By the way, I can talk.
Tits or GTFO
I'd keep yelling RELOAD ALYX, RELOAD!
I'd say "Are you real? Am I insane?"
Bend over and close you eyes
....Now whack the pinata, sick basterds
Shirt. Off. Now.
[QUOTE=vander97;24398073]Bend over and close you eyes
....Now whack the pinita, sick basterds[/QUOTE]
Whacking a piñ[B]a[/B]ta while bent over? That's seems akward.
I would make this face.
:frog:
How do you regenerate your health?
[QUOTE=Duke Naz;24398606]How do you regenerate your health?[/QUOTE]
I believe it was overexposure from medkits throughout the years forced her body to recover from damage 5 times faster than a normal human.
That's just what I read from somewhere.
[QUOTE=LegndNikko;24398256]Whacking a piñ[B]a[/B]ta while bent over? That's seems akward.[/QUOTE]
Its tiny and on the floor
Hi.
"Make me a sandwich now ..."
Me: "Have you ever seen those combine soldiers with the headcrabs on their heads? First time I saw one I was like 'Thats like.. a zombine, get it?'"
Alyx: "..."
Me: "Bitch it's your joke."
What exactly are you? You're like an asian black something
Serious Greeting: "Hey there."
Troll Greeting: "Back to the kitchen you bitch."
Tits.
Tits.
'ent_fire !picker ignite'
I know what Steve Urkel would say.
I'm warin' you down, baby. I'm warin' you dowwwwwn!
Hey, nice to [i] meat [/i] you. Why don't you [i] cum [/i] in for a [i] drink? [/i] :pervert:
Let's fuck
"This cock ain't gonna suck itself"...
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;24406643]"I wish i didn't have dxlevel 8 on"[/QUOTE]
You're a DX8'er?
Tits
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