• Mass Effect Megathread - GAVORN'S TRICKS EDITION
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Ash and Garrus definitely don't seem like the types to go both ways, Miranda too. Thane probably wouldn't fuck anything if Shep didn't remind him of his wife. Kaidan is a little cunt so he'd probably take it in the ass. Jack just whores herself out because of an emotional-physical disconnection. Tali is a quiet sensitive type so she'd be perfectly suited for a nerd or a lesbian. Jacob just seems a bit more narcissistic than the others and it's doubtful he'd care who he fucked, Shepard just happened to be around and if he thought maleshep would be a good fuck, he'd go for it.
People wanted gay characters? There you go. With an additional layer of shit over the character development done in the last games.
[QUOTE=Paravin;29863254]People wanted gay characters? There you go. With an additional layer of shit over the character development done in the last games.[/QUOTE] Funny that this is coming from you [editline]16th May 2011[/editline] :v:
I have a feeling that if Mordin is on your squad again he'd be available as a bi love interest, considering he expresses that "If I wanted to try human, would try you." To Shepard, no matter the sex. Those lips though....
[QUOTE=sltungle;29839333]Liara Feros Noveria Virmire Always made most sense to me.[/QUOTE] My first ever ME1 playthrough was a bit fucked up because this is how I did it: Feros Noveria Virmire Therum (Liara) So I didn't know about Liara for the biggest part of the game, since Ilos was directly after that. Also when you meet Liara on Therum after all that shit you've done already she thinks that she's hallucinating :v: (for those who didn't know already) I think that I've replayed ME1 like 4-5 times since the first playthrough. [B]Edit:[/B] By the way this is how I do my most of my playthroughs now: Therum (Liara) Noveria Feros Virmire
[QUOTE=Saint Jimmy;29863519]I have a feeling that if Mordin is on your squad again he'd be available as a bi love interest, considering he expresses that "If I wanted to try human, would try you." To Shepard, no matter the sex. Those lips though....[/QUOTE] He's ancient with respect to his species. Its like sexing a 100 year old man.
[QUOTE=BreenIsALie;29863088]Unless Harbinger has a compatible interface :q:[/QUOTE] :: YOU LOVE ME :: The one the humans would call Harbinger rumbled menacingly. Nazara, poised at the edge of the Mass Effect relay, paused in its calibrations. :: YES :: :: YOU WILL RETURN :: Harbinger said. :: UNHARMED ::: Nazara did not respond. :: YOU WILL :: Harbinger insisted. :: YOU KNOW THE STATISTICAL RISKS :: :: YOU... :: :: ENOUGH! :: Nazara turned from its peer and returned furiously to its advanced calculations. Harbinger's engined rumbled and it approached Nazara's side. :: IF YOU FAIL :: Harbinger said :: I WILL ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL :: :: I WILL NOT FAIL. OUR PEOPLE DEPEND ON MY EFFORTS :: Harbinger reached one armored claw out and stroked Nazara's metallic carapace. :: OF COURSE :: The Reaper appeared to relent at the contact and floated closer to caress the steel skin of Harbinger. Harbinger hummed with a mix of menace and apparent delight. Encouraged, Harbinger entwined its mechanical tentacles with Nazara. The frames of the Reapers' bodies vibrated in unison. :: WE HAVE NO BEGINNING... :: whispered Nazara. :: ... WE HAVE NO END :: finished Harbinger as it brought its armored tentacles together with Nazara. :: OUR NUMBERS WILL DARKEN THE SKY OF EVERY WORLD :: It slide its metal arm into Nazara's docking bay. Nazara shivered and held Harbinger tighter in its black claws. Pulling close so that their internal access ports where only mere meters away, Harbinger maneuvered to lock all eight docking ports fully with Nazara. It then began extending its long, hard-alloyed metal boarding ramps. Nazara's engines purred in response, and lights illuminated its open bays. Harbinger's shell trembled slightly as the airlocks connected. :: BEGINNING FLUID TRANSFER:: Harbinger's entry corridor lights flashed red and orange as its internal systems began pumping reserves of organic material into Nazara's hold. The Reaper's entwined tentacles lingering over each other, moving with the art and precision of a hundred thousand years of evolutionary perfection.
Unpleasable fanbase all up in this bitch.
The gay romance for male Shepard could be one of the new guys But yeah it ruins Shepard's character kind of if you banged any space hoes in the others [editline]16th May 2011[/editline] Unless they throw in the fucking retarded flirtations Oh jesus
What post does the thread end on now? I need to know when the OP needs to be fixed by since some of the tags were broken. Also, I need thread title suggestions people!
[QUOTE=Wiggles;29865336]What post does the thread end on now? I need to know when the OP needs to be fixed by since some of the tags were broken. Also, I need thread title suggestions people![/QUOTE] I heard somewhere that the thread limit got bumped up. Not sure though
I bet they make James Vega gay [editline]16th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Wiggles;29865336]What post does the thread end on now? I need to know when the OP needs to be fixed by since some of the tags were broken. Also, I need thread title suggestions people![/QUOTE] Threads now go double the length they did before. Also Garry got rid of media image tags because 'rarr rarr my forum my rules'.
yeah the limit is 10k posts now
[QUOTE=Devodiere;29863010][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/L6nWk.jpg[/img_thumb] Raises an interesting and relevant point. Are they just going with an ambiguous bisexual blanket or are they trying to create a scenario of post-sexualism. Is their reasoning for it that being gay or whatever isn't a big deal in the future and because there is no struggle or pressure, there is no impact on who they are or is it just poor writing and a want to be politically correct, sort of.[/QUOTE] It's lazy writing for sure to not include a characters sexual orientation in how they're written, especially if it plays such a significant roll in character development (like it does in the Mass Effect games). That being said it is still all assumptions at this point, but they have split the community. [url]http://twitter.com/#!/CaseyDHudson/status/70154686367404032[/url]
[img]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6513/me3li.png[/img] If you guys didn't know already.[IMG]http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/101/me3li.png[/IMG]
Cool. Characters shall be fairly the same then.
Yay Garrus won't start coming on to me. I was thinking they could have conversation options hinting towards a relationship, labelled with like [FLIRT] beforehand, much like [LIE] , considering they were also wanting to build up non-romance relationships with characters.
[QUOTE=tommo400;29865537]I bet they make James Vega gay [editline]16th May 2011[/editline] Threads now go double the length they did before. Also Garry got rid of media image tags because 'rarr rarr my forum my rules'.[/QUOTE] Damn, I enjoyed the new thread smell. Oh well, I'll get to fixing the OP then.
[QUOTE=Wiggles;29865827]Damn, I enjoyed the new thread smell. Oh well, I'll get to fixing the OP then.[/QUOTE] Now you get to enjoy the thread name selection for twice as long. You should feel good about that :v:
[QUOTE=BreenIsALie;29865852]Now you get to enjoy the thread name selection for twice as long. You should feel good about that :v:[/QUOTE] I am most pleased that "GAVORNS TRICKS EDITION" gets to remain with us for twice as long
So they go to 250 now?
[QUOTE=imadaman;29865973]So they go to 250 now?[/QUOTE] 10.000 posts if i'm not wrong so about 250 pages seems right
251 if following the old trend that it locks at 5001 or 5002 posts.
Yeah, the script cycles so it can end up a few posts late.
[QUOTE=glennman94;29865660][img_thumb]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6513/me3li.png[/img_thumb] If you guys didn't know already.[img_thumb]http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/101/me3li.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I like Hudson, he tends to rapidly respond and has a habit of apparently looking into other forums for big questions concerning Bioware games.
Just read about the same sex relationship thingy. Glad they decided to include that. Kaidan seems interesting. He's mine to romance.
I'm surprised people argued that someone's sexuality, wether it is straight or gay or somewhere inbetween, is a major part of thier personality and that the instant they're available for romancin' every dude would be on their knees for Shepard's rifle and every chick will be causing flash floods thinking about imagining their hand was a Mako and Shepard's breasts were an alien planet.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;29867301] every chick will be causing flash floods thinking about imagining their hand was a Mako and Shepard's breasts were an alien planet.[/QUOTE] Metaphor god.
[QUOTE=Skyward;29867467]Metaphor god.[/QUOTE] Is that better or worse than a biotic god?
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;29867650]Is that better or worse than a biotic god?[/QUOTE] Pretty much on par.
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