• Mass Effect Megathread - GAVORN'S TRICKS EDITION
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Kaidan is boring.
He seemed so depressed, so I let him blow himself up.
I didn't even play that game (Therefore ashley lived)
Killed Ash 'cause Kaidan's cooler.
I send Kaiden with the team so i could get him and Kirahe out of there, just to let Kaiden watch as i bump Liara instead of him.
50,000 years waking up in dark space Gotta get fresh, gotta go to the Citadel Gotta have indoctrination, gotta have my husks Seeing organics, the time is goin' Tickin' on and on, organics are advancing Gotta get down to Earth Gotta eradicate life, I see my friends Kicking it in Big Ben Sitting in the London Eye Gotta make my mind up Which area should I harvest? It's Reap day, Reap day Gotta get down on Reap day Everyone's looking forward to the cycle, cycle Reap day, Reap day Getting down on Reap day Everybody's looking forward to the cycle Harvesting, harvesting, yeah! Harvesting, harvesting, yeah! Fun, fun, fun, fun Everybody's looking forward to the cycle, cycle Past 50,000, we're approaching the Milky way Cruising so fast, I want time to fly Fun, fun think about fun You know what it is I got this you got this My friend is to my right I got this you got this Now you know it Kicking it in the Big Ben Sitting on the London Eye Gotta make my mind up Which area do I harvest? It's Reap day, Reap day Gotta get down on Reap day Everyone's looking forward to the cycle, cycle Reap day, Reap day Getting down on Reap day Everybody's looking forward to the cycle Harvesting, harvesting, yeah! Harvesting, harvesting, yeah! Fun, fun, fun, fun Everybody's looking forward to the cycle, cycle Yesterday was Turians, today is human We so excited, we we we so excited We're gonna have a ball today Tomorrow is Asari, Salarians come afterwards I don't want this harvest to end H-h-h-arbinger So chilling in the Big Ben In the London Eye I'm cruising, warping Assuming direct control, switching relays With Shepard on my tail Passing infront of a fleet of ships, yeah Boom boom pow wow, wanna shoot Check my time, it's Reap day it's the harvest We gonna have fun. Come on y'all It's Reap day, Reap day Gotta get down on Reap day Everyone's looking forward to the cycle, cycle Reap day, Reap day Getting down on Reap day Everybody's looking forward to the cycle Harvesting, harvesting, yeah! Harvesting, harvesting, yeah! Fun, fun, fun, fun Everybody's looking forward to the cycle, cycle It's Reap day, Reap day Gotta get down on Reap day Everyone's looking forward to the cycle, cycle Reap day, Reap day Getting down on Reap day Everybody's looking forward to the cycle Harvesting, harvesting, yeah! Harvesting, harvesting, yeah! Fun, fun, fun, fun Everybody's looking forward to the cycle, cycle
[QUOTE=Novangel;28964759]50,000 years waking up in dark space Gotta get fresh, gotta go to the Citadel Gotta have indoctrination, gotta have my husks Seeing organics, the time is goin' Tickin' on and on, organics are advancing Gotta get down to Earth Gotta eradicate life, I see my friends Kicking it in Big Ben Sitting in the London Eye Gotta make my mind up Which area should I harvest? It's Reap day, Reap day Gotta get down on Reap day Everyone's looking forward to the cycle, cycle Reap day, Reap day Getting down on Reap day Everybody's looking forward to the cycle Harvesting, harvesting, yeah! Harvesting, harvesting, yeah![/QUOTE] I'm sorry. No.
I can handle the Heavy Mech, I can handle the endless Krogans, I can handle my squad dying several times while I keep going, but I can't handle FUCKING JEDORE LAUNCHING FUCKING ROCKETS AT ME ALL THE TIME! STOP IT YOU STUPID BITCH, I'M TRYING TO KILL THIS KROGAN! Also had Jack and Zaeed go down with no more medigel, killed about 15 mercs on insanity just with my rifle. Damn it feels good to be a marksman.
[QUOTE=Chernzobog;28964863]I'm sorry. No.[/QUOTE] Sorry, I do weird stuff when bored
:colbert: I like both characters
[QUOTE=Devodiere;28964994]I can handle the Heavy Mech, I can handle the endless Krogans, I can handle my squad dying several times while I keep going, but I can't handle FUCKING JEDORE LAUNCHING FUCKING ROCKETS AT ME ALL THE TIME! STOP IT YOU STUPID BITCH, I'M TRYING TO KILL THIS KROGAN! Also had Jack and Zaeed go down with no more medigel, killed about 15 mercs on insanity just with my rifle. Damn it feels good to be a marksman.[/QUOTE] Stand in the opening at the door where you came in. Have the squaddies stand on the stairs and draw the krogan in one after one. Easy kills and the door closes so you don't have to worry about the mech
But then I have to deal with Krogans at close range, and I'm an Infiltrator. I eventually gave up on shooting the mech and just shot Jedore in the face enough times. Made sure I Incinerated her to finish off too, just so she suffered. [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=doommarine23;28965038]:colbert: I like both characters[/QUOTE] What, are you Kelly? You love every species equally too? There is a reason to hate things and it is so you can judge things better. If you love everything, it's hard to differentiate the finer points of who is greater. If you hate everything, you have the same problem. If you hate some and love others, you can focus on the small differences and take note who is greater.
[QUOTE=Devodiere;28965066]But then I have to deal with Krogans at close range, and I'm an Infiltrator. I eventually gave up on shooting the mech and just shot Jedore in the face enough times. Made sure I Incinerated her to finish off too, just so she suffered. [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] What, are you Kelly? You love every species equally too? There is a reason to hate things and it is so you can judge things better. If you love everything, it's hard to differentiate the finer points of who is greater. If you hate everything, you have the same problem. If you hate some and love others, you can focus on the small differences and take note who is greater.[/QUOTE] Yes, I love every species too. Your logic, I can't even begin to comment on it. Because nothing and nobody is "better"
[QUOTE=FreakySoup;28960104][URL=http://img842.imageshack.us/i/masseffect2011040222150.png/][img_thumb]http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/86/masseffect2011040222150.png[/img_thumb][/URL] DEEEAUUUGH what do i do? What did you guys do?[/QUOTE] I felt like this was a pretty forced choice to be honest
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;28965149]I felt like this was a pretty forced choice to be honest[/QUOTE] Why can't i send tali to babysit the nuke while it blows off.
[QUOTE=doommarine23;28965103]Yes, I love every species too. Your logic, I can't even begin to comment on it. Because nothing and nobody is "better"[/QUOTE] There is most certainly such thing as better, but you must first define what you want to know what they are best at and what qualities must be measured to find this. What species is the greatest contributor to science? Does the Salarian speed of learning outweigh their short life span? Does the Asari long life give more time for research and overall greater results? Does the Human diversity and spontaneity give better experiments and overall better ideas or is it just unfocused rubbish? You could say they each have their own benefits, but that would not answer anything. To be close, to examine each different trait well enough to discern what contributes more is a vital skill.
Recruited samara :frogc00l:
[QUOTE=Arvuti;28965162]Why can't i send tali to babysit the nuke while it blows off.[/QUOTE] Why couldn't we send Liara?
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;28965149]I felt like this was a pretty forced choice to be honest[/QUOTE] It would have been best if they made it so you can choose anyone. I mean, Tali would be a viable choice to leave with the bomb, so would Garrus. It could have made things interesting for Mass Effect 2.
[QUOTE=Devodiere;28965188]There is most certainly such thing as better, but you must first define what you want to know what they are best at and what qualities must be measured to find this. What species is the greatest contributor to science? Does the Salarian speed of learning outweigh their short life span? Does the Asari long life give more time for research and overall greater results? Does the Human diversity and spontaneity give better experiments and overall better ideas or is it just unfocused rubbish? You could say they each have their own benefits, but that would not answer anything. To be close, to examine each different trait well enough to discern what contributes more is a vital skill.[/QUOTE] I feel like I am listening to a logical racist. Every Species to equal to eachother.
You'd be devaluing each species' advantageous values then.
[QUOTE=doommarine23;28965441]I feel like I am listening to a logical racist. Every Species to equal to eachother.[/QUOTE] Equal in what way? There are far too many incomparable factors to say it evens out. Would you say a Salarian and a Krogan are equal in their fighting capacity? Are the Hanar just as industrious as the Geth? With so many differences in the species, you must pick who is best for each scenario. They may be significantly better at one thing but fail miserably at another task, it all depends on what you require of them. Equal overall is the same as best overall in that it's impossible to come up with an objective greater barring dominance in the real world.
[QUOTE=Devodiere;28965605]Equal in what way? There are far too many incomparable factors to say it evens out. Would you say a Salarian and a Krogan are equal in their fighting capacity? Are the Hanar just as industrious as the Geth? With so many differences in the species, you must pick who is best for each scenario. They may be significantly better at one thing but fail miserably at another task, it all depends on what you require of them. Equal overall is the same as best overall in that it's impossible to come up with an objective greater barring dominance in the real world.[/QUOTE] Every species is equal in their own ways. As for a Salarian Vs Krogan? It depends, really. In certain terms I am more than sure a Salarian would be able to kill a Krogan. (Stealth and all that shit)
[QUOTE=Shibbey;28965349]Why couldn't we send Liara?[/QUOTE] Then we would not have LoTSB. I don't want that
[QUOTE=doommarine23;28965778]Every species is equal in their own ways. As for a Salarian Vs Krogan? It depends, really. In certain terms I am more than sure a Salarian would be able to kill a Krogan. (Stealth and all that shit)[/QUOTE] Equal in their own ways and better in their own ways too. If you want to structure a scenario specifically designed so that the Salarian wins then you probably could but you'd almost certainly have to bias it in the Salarian's favour as they have no natural combat skills that could beat a Krogan. Even their stealth counts for almost nothing when with complete organ redundancy and the ability to use weapons even in blood rage, you would need big guns and lots of them.
[url]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/541764581757257993/80A2499798DB199481854C86344A0DF6A6A6B239/[/url] Started to rollin' again, how is my Alisson Shepard looking?
[QUOTE=SouthParkMGT;28965929][url]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/541764581757257993/80A2499798DB199481854C86344A0DF6A6A6B239/[/url] Started to rollin' again, how is my Alisson Shepard looking?[/QUOTE] Russian.
[QUOTE=Gogo;28966041]Russian.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I kinda noticed. But I'm asked about how my FemShep looking, not about where I from. Also: [media]http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/9398/8ee1af10cefe930f83b8d17.jpg[/media] All of you want this, I know it.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/128009096501708980021.jpg[/img] Rapeface Thane
[QUOTE=SouthParkMGT;28966065]Yeah, I kinda noticed. But I'm asked about how my FemShep looking, not about where I from. Also: [media]http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/9398/8ee1af10cefe930f83b8d17.jpg[/media] All of you want this, I know it.[/QUOTE] Get your hands off her you skin headed bastard.
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