S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread - We have death during loading - does Minecraft? - Games

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;29194022]"Bloodsucker ghoasts leave this place!" "But this is our lair!" Then Strelok Stalker was sad because the Bloodsucker ghoasts couldn't live there anymore because they were ghoasts.[/QUOTE] and then the ghoasts where a controlller

[QUOTE=croguy;29194271]So he blew up the lair and they were at peace![/QUOTE] Then Strelok heard screaming like Degtyariew adn went faster ager

[QUOTE=Rex McCoolguy;29194302]Then Strelok heard screaming like Degtyariew adn went faster ager[/QUOTE] wolf, take people and leave the zone it is time I have to the momolith and make evil go way from here forrest of time

[QUOTE=Rex McCoolguy;29194302]Then Strelok heard screaming like Degtyariew adn went faster ager[/QUOTE] Liymanks was nothing like the garbages. There was no rookies singing and the plants were dead and the dirt was bloody and messy from bodies with no bulletproof caps. [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] Reminds me that I once modified all of the Full Life Consequences stories to fit the STALKER universe and posted them in here.

When Strelok got to where the screaming was started from he found his friend Degtyarev fightin the Monolith and Degtyarev said "Marked One! Over here!" so Strelok went there to where Degtyarev was fighting.

Strelok Stalker fired really fast from teh gun and bullet went into Monolith's eyes and Monoliths couldn't see!

Strelok said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and fired at the C-Conscience in the face and the Monoliths fell. Strelok said "thanks i could help, bro" and Degtyarev said "Marked one you are a piece of shit" and they laughed and drank vodka.

The drank overed quickly tho because Strelok Stalker yelled "LOOK OUT BROUGH!" and pointed to the center of the zone! Major Degtyarev looked up and said "NOO! Marked One get out of here fast as you can, stalker!" and Strelok Stalker walked real fast out. Strelok Stalker loked back and saw Degty get scorched on by the next blowout and he was mad and angry. "I'll get you back evil blowout!" Strelok Stalker yelled at the top of lungs. to be continued..?

what the fuck

Do it from the start all the way to the end of part 3.

[QUOTE=Tinter;29198527]Do it from the start all the way to the end of part 3.[/QUOTE] I'll get right to it, I already have some saved on my computer, I think.

I'll pay you with one(1) winner rating(IT MATTERS!).

[QUOTE=Tinter;29199017]I'll pay you with one(1) winner rating(IT MATTERS!).[/QUOTE] lol ratings

Such-is-Life: Full-life Consequences Stalker Strelok who was Mayor Degtyartev's bro was one day in an lair typing on a pdaye. He got an email from his bro that said that monoliths and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went. Stalker Strelok got his pda shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the agroprom where he left his Lada and normal stalkers close because he was in his lair trench coat. Stalker Strelok got on his Lad and said "its time for me to live up to my stalker nickname and face full life consequences" so he had to go. Stalker Strelok ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no snorsks around because he ddint have weapon. The warehouses were nice and the freedom were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Stalker Strelok quest to help his bro where he was. Stalker Strelok looked around the warehouses sides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my bro to defeat the monoliths". Stalker Strelok was late so he had to drive really fast. A military car was hiden near by so when Stalker Strelok went by the militaryl came and wanted to give him a bullet. In his head! Here Stalker Strelok saw the first monolith because the military was posessed and had brains scorchess. "I cant give you my life officer" Stalker Strelok said "Why not?" said the oficer back to Stalker Strelok. "Because you are a Scorcher zombie!" so Stalker Strelok shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my bro is in trouble there" and went faster. Stalker Strelok had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon(?) needed him where he was. Stalker Strelok looked at road signs and saw "Limansk" with someons writing under it saying "u shud come in here, dnot stand there" so Stalker Strelok almost turned around but heard screaming like Major so he went faster again. Stalker Strelok drove in and did another flip n jumped off his Lada and the Lada car took out some scorcher zombies infront of Stalker Strelok. Stalker Strelok smiled and walked fast. Stalker Strelok then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at bloodsucker goasts in front of a lair. Stalker Strelok said "bloodsucker goasts leave this place" and the bloodfucker goasts said "but this is our lair" and John Freeman(?) felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were bloodsocker goasts so Strelok blew up the house and killed the bloodfucker goasts so they were at piece. Then Stalker Strelok herd another scream from his bro so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Limanks was nothing like the army warehous there was no stalkers singing and the boots were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from heads. When Stalker Strelok got to where the screaming was started from he found his bro Major Degtrev fightin the final monoliths and Major said "Marked One! Over here!" so Stalker Strelok went there to where Major Degtyarev was fighting. Stalker Strelok fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the c-concoisnes in the eyes and the c-counciousnes couldnt see. Major Degtyarev said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the c-consosnes in the face and the c-concoicousnes fell. Stalker Strelok said "thanks i could help, bro" and Major Degtyarev said "you should come here earlier next time bro" and they laughed and drank vodka. The dranked overed quickly though because Stalker Strelok yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the center of THE ZONE. Major Degtyarev looked up and said "NOO! Stalker Strelok get out of here fast as you can!" and Stalker Strelok walked real fast out. Stalker Strelok loked back and saw Major get scrotched on by the next blowout and he was mad and angry. "I'll get you back next blowout!" Stalker Strelok yelled at the top of lungs. to be continued..?

[QUOTE=Calkkuna;29190820]"OH SHIT IT'S SMOKE, I dun wanna inhale it."[/QUOTE] All of the bandits have asthma of course

[QUOTE=sliferz;29199359]All of the bandits have asthma of course[/QUOTE] "Shiki brike *inhales asthma pipe* aah danke"

[QUOTE=Calkkuna;29199452]"Shiki brike *inhales asthma pipe* aah danke"[/QUOTE] Then he realizes it's empty and is all like "MMMMMMMMMMMAT VASHO"

I wish I could speak Russian. :saddowns:

mmmmmmashwasho

[QUOTE=Thorny;29199526]mmmmmmashwasho[/QUOTE] Where's that comic of a Makarov bandit trying to shoot an Exoskeleton?

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;29199524]I wish I could speak Russian. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Ukrainian.

[QUOTE=Blaberry;29188436]There's some file called something like "localization.ltx", change lang = rus to lang = eng there. [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] It's in gamedata/config/text/localization.ltx[/QUOTE] I installed NLC with an .exe and the gamedata file only has a shaders file

[QUOTE=pip12345;29199958]Ukrainian.[/QUOTE] because there's a gigantic fucking difference :downs:

[QUOTE=MagicBurrito;29200173]because there's a gigantic fucking difference :downs:[/QUOTE]Quite a difference, yes. That would be like saying Dutch and German are the same.

My mistake then. I thought it was just a dialect thing.

[QUOTE=pip12345;29199958]Ukrainian.[/QUOTE] They speak Russian.

Preparing for the underground expedition in CoP made me laugh. I bought a SEVA suit and upgraded it because I needed a closed-cycle breathing suit, then Degtyrev doesn't even wear a helmet

[QUOTE=Dr.C;29202378]Preparing for the underground expedition in CoP made me laugh. I bought a SEVA suit and upgraded it because I needed a closed-cycle breathing suit, then Degtyrev doesn't even wear a helmet[/QUOTE] I always found that odd...

[QUOTE=seano12;29202623]I always found that odd...[/QUOTE] Yeah, there I am, breathing in poison gas and Degtyrev doesn't do a thing about it, he's like fucking Batman

[QUOTE=That_Crazy_Gman;29200013]I installed NLC with an .exe and the gamedata file only has a shaders file[/QUOTE] Extract the database files.