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I think I'm going to write a big page of this shit with images and all. [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] On an actual serious note. My modding has now hit a snag as my trainer doesn't work so now I have to PLAY THE FUCKING GAME TO GET MONEY TO TEST MY MODS oh fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] Why did I replace Sid's Trader code with the Barman. what the fuck am I doing jesus christ this is not very aretisticly artisty, how does that god of complete aristic do it omg guies!1123 [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] Okay don't worry I made the MP5 cost 1 rubbies shut up it's artistic and I deserve a free gun in my mod GOD FUCk [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] NOW HE"S NOT FUCKING SELLING IT WHAT THE FUCK [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] SID YOU FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] Okay game plan B, make Wolf give us 20 MP5s [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] Out of Character but, did anyone notice Sid's door when it's locked yells at you. JESUS CHRIST

[QUOTE=Blaberry;29305752]Putting a grenade launcher on a very small and lightweight submachinegun. BRILLIANT![/QUOTE] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090626235715/half-life/en/images/6/61/Mp5_1.png[/img]

Calm down bro. HIDEY HO BRO! I had another stalker nightmare last night... MORE BLOODSUCKERS. I was in stalker clear sky and I was with a clear sky bro and then suddenly he starts shooting in the distance and it's a bloodsucker and I was like OH FUCK RUN. Then I went to the bar and looked at the Duty guarding the entrance to the bar and then 5 bloodsuckers came up and killed them all. They didn't even shoot them or nothing, they just stood there and let them selves get annihilated. I'm sick of these STALKER bloodsucker nightmares.

Thanks siddy, I modded you to sell MP5s and you don't do it. :colbert: being an artistist is hard guys

[QUOTE=doommarine23;29307090]Thanks siddy, I modded you to sell MP5s and you don't do it. :colbert: being an artistist is hard guys[/QUOTE] fashion designer

Fuck it, we're replacing the PM with the MP5 It's Stalker, Shadow of MP5s

My book had a missing "h". Time to play LURK.

I replaced the PM with the MP5 and it does't work. :smithicide: [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] Stalker : DoomMarine Modabuggloo [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] Wow jesus replaced every gun with the MP5 and it's not working. This game hates the fucking MP5 goddamn

[QUOTE=Blaberry;29307204] Time to play LURK.[/QUOTE] FUCK YEAR

did you fix fsgame.ltx? :v:

[QUOTE=Blaberry;29307378]did you fix fsgame.ltx? :v:[/QUOTE] WaHT THE FUCL DU OU THINK I AM AN AMEATUR MODDER? NO I AM A GRAEt ArtisT!!!1

[QUOTE=doommarine23;29307389]WaHT THE FUCL DU OU THINK I AM AN AMEATUR MODDER? NO I AM A GRAEt ArtisT!!!1[/QUOTE] You need to sacrifice a thousand rookies to the monolith first. In people soup.

LoK AT MY DERMINATION TO RATISTIC QUALITY FOR STALKCRY 2020 V2 [img]http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/5048/2011041900001.jpg[/img] [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] Those are sweat drops okay. Sweat drops of ART

dem pimples...

I don't get this Stalkercry 2020 thing. Is it some sort of rip on the complete mod?

Oh god the pernach in LURK is so awesome. I emptied nine bullets into a grunt by mistake :v:

[QUOTE=PaChIrA;29307471]I don't get this Stalkercry 2020 thing. Is it some sort of rip on the complete mod?[/QUOTE] I thought it was obvious this is a GRAET SATIRE [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] Okay I've completely anally eveujuated the fucking PREMISES OF MY STLAKER MOD FODLER NOW TO T EST

[QUOTE=doommarine23;29307426]Those are sweat drops okay. Sweat drops of ART[/QUOTE] Face anomalies!

Nothing works [img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/099/b/3/IT_KEEPS_HAPPENING_by_Jam_Bot.gif[/img] [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] Okay because I am ANA ARITST I am GOING TO ETRACT MY WHOLE FUCKING GAME ANGAIN AND TRI GUDDAMN THE WORK I DO FOR YOU PEOPLE GOD NO MORE CRIT ON MY MOD JEEZZI "TS A GIFT FUCK [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] Seano12 obviously doesn't understand I'm doing satire and mocking shitty mods and modders with egos. [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] That sounded mean, I apologize Seano [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] I wonder how many people now hate my guts :c00lbert:

So I just walked into the bar after agroprom in lurk, sold my shit and suddenly I was all like [b]220000 rubles.[/b]

:smug: 220000 rubles

Then that guy behind me was all like "How did I manage that" and I was all like "YEAH, I HEAR YA." [editline]20th April 2011[/editline] Then doommarine was all like mergebreak.

then I was all like :saddowns: nothing WROKS IN MY ART [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] FATAL ERROR [error]Expression : e_entity [error]Function : xrServer::Process_event_reject [error]File : E:\stalker\sources\trunk\xr_3da\xrGame\xrServer_process_event_reject.cpp [error]Line : 12 [error]Description : entity not found. id_parent=655 id_entity=656 frame=5844 stack trace: Scheduler tried to update object esc_tutorial_dead_novice [img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/099/b/3/IT_KEEPS_HAPPENING_by_Jam_Bot.gif[/img] [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] Wowie an OGF converter is harder to find than you'd think.

This thread is now blaberry and doommarine.

Blaberry and Doom's Excellent Adventure [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] Wow this shit is pissing me off nothing works, I think I'll try texturing instead, that's what I am good at. [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] Did I ever tell you how my textures have been used in mods before :allears:

Oh and I decided to do the arena again, after completely forgetting that lurk overhauls it. What do you do when faced against six bandits, with 30 bullets? You shoot down all but one, run out of bullets, then you fucking batshit insane rush-stab the last one in his goddamn forehead, while he is pointing his AK right at you, too afraid to shoot.

am i late for party

Yes, he was pointing his gun at me, but never let a single bullet rip. I was totally defenceless. [editline]20th April 2011[/editline] you are a few seconds early...

I just murdered half the bandit base while drunk out of my skull. :smug: Killed Borov while using lean to compensate for the swaying.

The AI in LURK can range from full on retard to former Spetznaz operative. In the Arena, it is typically the former. Speaking of LURK arena, I killed one of the audience members and he ended up like this. [img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576667478894465425/2DF7FF0E369CAA8E7DC2F827E7A928ABDCB40829/[/img]