S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread - We have death during loading - does Minecraft? - Games

RPG for the zone? goddamn

I was bored and giggly, decided to try out the spawn mod for CoP.

Good to hear you had fun. Now if only I could get my mod to work. I mean seriously, how hardcore is a fucking MP5 adjustment :smith:

You can't mod stalker without drinking vodka and spamming the thread with horrible grammar, spelling and punctuation. [editline]22nd April 2011[/editline] I also did a rough calculation and assuming the crows are flying in a half sphere around you and each one covers 1/4 sq.meter, you'd need forty thousand crows to block out the sky.

I think I'm going to royally fuck up Faction Fronts :smug:

Add a spawn of 40k crows to the actor position.

Yes, and as I am one of their texture artists, I will make every gun gay and pink and with furries.

I am the shader developer, I make every gun emit rainbows.

I actually am part of their dev team though :v: [img]http://gyazo.com/fef49bd261964fa597b4646b3dda3418.png[/img]

u should go dev urself in the face

[QUOTE=Blaberry;29348579]You can't mod stalker without drinking vodka and spamming the thread with horrible grammar, spelling and punctuation.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=MagicBurrito;29349082]u should go dev urself in the face[/QUOTE] Now we're talkin'

ur jus jelus cuz of my math skils.

You just joined, you haven't had time to be kicked off the Dev team yet!

[QUOTE=TheTalon;29349467]You just joined, you haven't had time to be kicked off the Dev team yet![/QUOTE] I doubt I'll be kicked. I'm just gonna be doing some weapon skins/textures

You guys should just wait and see the awesome mod that Evan (SomeFaggot) and I were discussing doing. I'll give you guys a hint: Tolik. Tolik everywhere. (The fat ugly People Soup Tolik, nevertheless). [editline]Fishline[/editline] Completely off-topic, but why are words such as "nonetheless" and "nevertheless" considered legitimate English words? Why can't we just do that withanyparticularseriesofwords? Just food for thought. :v:

People Soup was so fucking weird

Okay but seriously, if Evan and I do honestly decide on going through with our mod, I think it'd be pretty neat. Evan so accurately described the mod idea that we spontaneously created as "STALKER creepypasta." The idea began when I said "We should make a mod that has tons of shit." Evan suggested the name "FUCKLOADS OF SHIT," (I added the slogan of "YOU DON'T NEED A 64-BIT OS TO PLAY THIS MOD!"), and then he suggested we should have over 50 completely unnecessary HUD elements (but all in English). I then suggested we should add 12 timers, all set to random times in the far future, and as each timer completes it says something cryptic, such as "Time grows short..." or "He stirs in his sleep..." Just to freak the player the fuck out. The idea grew from there, but that's the extent of this teaser. :nyd:

What is the lion guys

it is everything and nothing

Oh no. I just noticed certain items in my possession. I must get rid of them, but I can't just drop them or they'll breed and harm more stalkers in the process. [media]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/795329/Pictures/me/screnshot/FRAPS/XR_3DA%202011-04-22%2000-48-41-10.png[/media] Luckily they're still inert, so I'm safe for now. I must dispose of them somewhere where they can't harm anyone. I was thinking of Agroprom Underground, since it has those deeeeeeep sewer pits which end in chemical anomalies, with no way up. Would it be sufficient?

No, you must eat them.

I don't want to die.

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;29350085]I don't want to die.[/QUOTE] Embrace death, do not fear, the Monolith shall grant you peace.

I don't want to be converted into more "bread".

I just spawned about thirty controllers. I let them all have a go at once. I'll never be the same.

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;29350107]I don't want to be converted into more "bread".[/QUOTE] It's the only way!

I'll record it, this deserves capturing.

What's the appeal of the SKS? It's a shitty gun in real life, used by Chinese conscripts and rednecks. What makes it better than an AK variant in the Zone?

It's semi auto. And it looks like sex. [editline]22nd April 2011[/editline] First time I try to record with fraps in three years. Why of course it doesn't work.

I would like more semi-auto or bolt rifles in the Zone.