The Halo Thread v5: Kat's Ass Fan Club

[ChosenOne54]

[QUOTE=P1X3L N1NJA;26756736]Because it tried to hard to be nostalgia to Halo CE.[/QUOTE]

Really? My biggest complaint was that is felt so totally DIFFERENT than the first game.
Also, the Brutes were ridiculously stupid. Elites were so much better.

[Beetle179]

[QUOTE=certified;26762567]In what way are you technically not lying?[/QUOTE]

I can't verify myself, but I believe the person that holds the Oddball has a flaming helmet. Or something like that. Again, I can't verify

[img_thumb]why are my hands so fucking cold[/img_thumb]

[SaberVS7]

[QUOTE=Beetle179;26763445]I can't verify myself, but I believe the person that holds the Oddball has a flaming helmet. Or something like that. Again, I can't verify

[img_thumb]why are my hands so fucking cold[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

Oh I get it now.

Juggernuat has flaming helmet that screams "BITCH DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH"

[editline]18th December 2010[/editline]

Did anyone see the BWU?

Christmas card with the back of MC's head (next to Johnson, both of them are drinking heavily)

and a new Reach trailer.

If you have'nt seen BWU, go to BNET now.

[editline]18th December 2010[/editline]

(Losing faith in humanity, saw a thread on BNET named KKK)

Anyway since the OP of the KKK thread is imminently going to get banned I will quote his post.

[quote]

Thread title: KKK (Not what you think)

I am working on a new infection game type called "Killing Kris Kringle". Here is the idea behind it:

Kris Kringle has gone rogue, stealing peoples' presents and setting people's houses on fire. So the survivors of his onslaught have to figure out how to kill him. The idea of the game is to use stealth to kill Kris Kringle.

I ran into (forger's block?) when I was trying to make it and I was wondering if you guys have any suggestions? Here is what I have so far:

The game:

Kris Kringle's stats (infected):
Appearance: White
Shields: none
Damage resistance: %2000
Not immune to assassinations
Radar: ten meter range, only detects motion.
Movement: normal jump height, normal speed. use of vehicles (santa's sleigh)
Weapons: hammer

Survivor stats:
Appearance: Black (This is going to be on a level with the purple effect on, so the black color will be more stealthy)
Shields: normal shields and normal damage resistance
Weapons: Shotgun and assault rifle
Radar: default
Movement: 115% speed, normal jump height
Vehicle usage: ????? (I wanted to make it so that the survivors can hijack the vehicle/sleigh but not drive/ride it)

The map:

This is where I am really stuck. I thought about creating a village map with a central house. The survivors would spawn inside a house with a flaming cross in front. I wanted some things to look like they were on fire as a result of Kringle's rampage. But bungie only gave me 2 red lights and 2 blinking red lights. So the only thing I can do this with is the cross.
I also don't know what I should use as the sleigh, the warthog?

[/quote]I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

TL;DR for above edit

Infected: White
Survivors: Black

Map has a burning cross

the title is K.K.K.

And OP wrote another thread with racist innuendo.

[url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54294535&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1[/url]

[defyant]

he's apparently colourblind :jerkbag:

[SaberVS7]

[QUOTE=defyant;26766384]he's apparently colourblind :jerkbag:[/QUOTE]

Someone already confirmed that the colorblind part was trolling.

[editline]18th December 2010[/editline]

[quote]He said he's "colorblind" in the White vs Blacks Thread, so the people supposedly needed to be white and black, yet he can see the green and red lights for the flames? /reported[/quote][editline]18th December 2010[/editline]

Also, all OP defenders in that thread are ALTs, thus their opinion invalidated.

[editline]18th December 2010[/editline]

[quote]Black players - 115% speed and can hijack vehicles (but not drive them) - casual racism, how nice.[/quote][editline]18th December 2010[/editline]

This is why I hate official game forums during the holiday season, the moderators all disappear and the trolls roll in unhindered.

[editline]18th December 2010[/editline]

If you wish to preserve your sanity avoid [URL]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/topics.aspx?forumID=304365[/URL]

I'm officially declaring BNET forums a "Federal International UN Declared Disaster Zone"

The moderators refuse to take any action against the /B/ troll army that has occupied the forums, and the entire page 1 of threads is all trolling. yesterday 1 in 10 were obvious troll threads. There is even a thread called "This thread is a test of the BNET moderators" that is filled with racist and trolling content, en which NOONE has been banned.

[editline]18th December 2010[/editline]

NMV, /B/ nuclear artillery shelling is postponed for the moment, were clear for the next few minutes until they roll out the DDOS barrage. will update when DDOS barrage begins on BNET.

[Beetle179]

[QUOTE=certified;26766600]Someone already confirmed that the colorblind part was trolling.

[editline]18th December 2010[/editline]

[editline]18th December 2010[/editline]

Also, all OP defenders in that thread are ALTs, thus their opinion invalidated.

[editline]18th December 2010[/editline]

[editline]18th December 2010[/editline]

This is why I hate official game forums during the holiday season, the moderators all disappear and the trolls roll in unhindered.

[editline]18th December 2010[/editline]

If you wish to preserve your sanity avoid [URL]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/topics.aspx?forumID=304365[/URL]

I'm officially declaring BNET forums a "Federal International UN Declared Disaster Zone"

The moderators refuse to take any action against the /B/ troll army that has occupied the forums, and the entire page 1 of threads is all trolling. yesterday 1 in 10 were obvious troll threads. There is even a thread called "This thread is a test of the BNET moderators" that is filled with racist and trolling content, en which NOONE has been banned.

[editline]18th December 2010[/editline]

NMV, /B/ nuclear artillery shelling is postponed for the moment, were clear for the next few minutes until they roll out the DDOS barrage. will update when DDOS barrage begins on BNET.[/QUOTE]

Bungie.net is a shithole. Why do you think I moved to Facepunch?

Just don't visit the off topic forum, whatever you do. It's /b/'s training ground.

[Funky Pickle]

[QUOTE=certified;26764389]Oh I get it now.
Did anyone see the BWU?

Christmas card with the back of MC's head (next to Johnson, both of them are drinking heavily)[/QUOTE]

Notice how the rug in the Bungie Christmas Card is Tartarus...Well, that's a disturbing cameo.

[SaberVS7]

Played with some autistic clanfags in invasion a few minutes ago,

Got in a warthog, tked by someone so their friend could get in, booted him instantly.

Friends of him (4 left out of our now 5 player team) begin to send me hate mail cus of how butthurt they are after I kicked their buddy.

Mail sent between are as follows, all spelling is exact, I am Johny 1337

Waffles moo: wow fggt yd u kick him

Johny 1337: Don't be such a clanfag waffles

waffles moo: sry i have frnds bitch

Johny 1337: It appears to be that you missed the "MLG super 1337 pr0" playlist

Waffles moo: fgt stop fckng ur mther and stp bing a btch

Johny 1337: English please. Habla en Espanol?

(I promptly block waffles)

(After blocking waffles I recieve messages from his friend, who this time types in proper english)

Icydeath13: Wow grow a pair asshole, can't you let a fucking group of three ride together you bitch? stop playing with your vagina.

Johny 1337: Oh god another American pissed the world doesn't revolve around him or his nation. Are you even 17?

Icydeath13: Wow bitch you fucking cunt ruined our game asshole, I hope Bungie bans you. im 19

Johny 1337: Swearing makes you sound cooler, and thus, your opinion more valid

Icydeath137: atleast I have a point bitch, how about you?

Johny 1337: My point is im tired of yanks being bitches constantly

(I block him, and begin recieving messages from his friend, AK penguino, In spanish)

AK Penguino: (Unintelligable spanish)

*Ditto*

(blocked him so I didnt have to sort through his insults I couldnt even understand.

Any brothers willing to help a bro in need?

If so open fire on: AK penguino, Icydeath13, and Waffles Moo. Even if you don't care, Americans need to stop being such cunts on live, as they are the stereotypical bitches that crowd XBL in the early mornings around 6:00am (I assume its midnight out there in America) on weekends.

[RaikohZX]

I'm American and i'm not a cunt. At least, not when I look in the mirror.

It's not so much 'americans' as it is general dicks. I've encountered Germans calling me a doomkopf, a couple of drunk British guys calling everyone wankers every time they died, and so forth. It's Halo - expect dicks.

[CatFodder]

Saw a Field Marshall yesterday, highest rank I've seen so far.

[Del91]

[QUOTE=certified;26770331]Played with some autistic clanfags in invasion a few minutes ago,
:words:[/QUOTE]

Hey, I'm American. Honestly we aren't all like that I swear. It's just the small minority of retards that make us all look bad. :sigh:

[editline]18th December 2010[/editline]

Also, My favorite thing to do above all is to drive the Warthog. I can make that thing DANCE. Wheelman Sprees make me feel awesome. :3:
Too bad being the "Wheelman" is pretty much a thankless job.

[Zethiwag]

[QUOTE=CatFodder;26772788]Saw a Field Marshall yesterday, highest rank I've seen so far.[/QUOTE]

I saw one of those too. It looked me in the eye but hissed and ran away when I turned the light on.

[Tk1138]

I laugh at the fact that a 3rd of the total kills in Reach are Grunts.

[Beetle179]

[QUOTE=Tk1138;26775131]I laugh at the fact that a 3rd of the total kills in Reach are Grunts.[/QUOTE]

Really? With all of the GruntPoc. whores, I would expect them to be 2/3.

[SaberVS7]

I would expect them to be 5/6 of kills.

[Killerjc]

[QUOTE=certified;26770331]
If so open fire on: AK penguino, Icydeath13, and Waffles Moo. Even if you don't care, Americans need to stop being such cunts on live, as they are the stereotypical bitches that crowd XBL in the early mornings around 6:00am (I assume its midnight out there in America) on weekends.[/QUOTE]
You're most likely going to find more American assholes because Halo and Call of Duty, and video games in general are much more mainstream in America then in the United Kingdom

[SaberVS7]

Arachnidus, you need to get a mic dude.

[Arachnidus]

I'm planning on it, but I haven't had the time to run out and get one recently.

[Del91]

My piece of shit Turtle Beach headset's cable tip that plugs into my stereo broke. Why hell are they made of plastic?

[editline]18th December 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=RikohZX;26770415]I'm American and i'm not a cunt. At least, not when I look in the mirror.

It's not so much 'americans' as it is general dicks. I've encountered Germans calling me a doomkopf, a couple of drunk British guys calling everyone wankers every time they died, and so forth. It's Halo - expect dicks.[/QUOTE]

I can't take someone saying Wanka seriously. :v:

[RaveRaze]

How does one begin playing with the rest of the Facepunch community.

[I ARE REPTAR]

All my friends play Black ops, eww.
I need people to play with so add me please
GT: CRAZYHITMAN94
i'm on all the time playing matchmaking or custom

[Vladnag]

[QUOTE=I ARE REPTAR;26818494]All my friends play Black ops, eww.
I need people to play with so add me please
GT: CRAZYHITMAN94
i'm on all the time playing matchmaking or custom[/QUOTE]

if the offers still up im in, im a sniper

[I ARE REPTAR]

[QUOTE=vladnag;26819653]if the offers still up im in, im a sniper[/QUOTE]

Yeah the offer lasts forever.
Add meee

[Zethiwag]

[QUOTE=I ARE REPTAR;26820257]Yeah the offer lasts forever.
Add meee[/QUOTE]

Forever? Can we add you when you're dead??

[fish puncher]

Betrayal of the Year

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tADkQFiCE4&feature=player_embedded[/media]

[Bokito]

Damn it, 70K cR left till brig. Let's hope I can make it before 2011.

[The Dude]

[QUOTE=fish puncher;26825462]Betrayal of the Year

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tADkQFiCE4&feature=player_embedded[/media][/QUOTE]
Pure awesome.

Jumping off the spire is risky business, but worth the danger in a pinch. I threw a random plasma grenade while jumping and I got a stick that killed two people.

[SystemGS]

I'm starting to get excited for Christmas, as I'm getting Halo 3 and ODST. Mainly I want the achievements for Waypoint, though.

And I'll finally be getting a renewal on my Live subscription, so I can play Reach online again. Awwwww yeeeaaaaaah.

[SaberVS7]

*defib*

ADD me to facepunch reach

xXiTzMlGpRoSiKsHoTjOhNy1337x420Xx

[Del91]

That's not your real name is it? :v: