[QUOTE=Comrade General;24639500]...What?
How the fuck can a virus randomly get from your computer to your laptop?[/QUOTE]
Magic.
[QUOTE=Comrade General;24639500]...What?
How the fuck can a virus randomly get from your computer to your laptop?[/QUOTE]
network spreading virus, my laptop and desktop are named the same, and have the same password so my virus got access to my laptop.
[QUOTE=Dr_MadMan;24639508]Magic.[/QUOTE]
You know, never believe it's not so!
Umm I should play minecraft, haven't done so for a while.
the virus is a fake svchost.exe, it downloads a few viruses, one destroys the pc by removing the heat limit, and makes the fans go as slow as possible, should have noticed it. another virus is a fake virus scanner, and says that ALL PROCESSES THAT START ON PC STARTUP are viruses, and a nasty bitch that takes a filename from 0 to 1024.exe and copys everywhere on the pc.
removed them all, lets see what my desktop will say after i reinstalled windows.
[editline]04:34PM[/editline]
windows is taking pretty long, virus scan on my laptop is complete, all viruses removed.
great! lets discuss minecraft!
[editline]04:35PM[/editline]
taking the broken C: to a backup pc, (a crappy old pc in a corner that hasn't been touched for years) and see what i can get from it.
[editline]04:37PM[/editline]
guess what, ITS DEAD. broken hard disk detected.
Any public or easy-to-get-whitelisted-on servers that are good?
[QUOTE=spanaren;24639718]Any public or easy-to-get-whitelisted-on servers that are good?[/QUOTE]
Hangover's
In the OP
READ THE OP
Oh the Fake virus scanner, I fought with that like 2 weeks ago, Removed any useful installed programs, like av and the Internet. Safe mode and a sweep with security essentials took care of it.
[QUOTE=yannickgd;24639599]the virus is a fake svchost.exe, it downloads a few viruses, one destroys the pc by removing the heat limit, and makes the fans go as slow as possible, should have noticed it. another virus is a fake virus scanner, and says that ALL PROCESSES THAT START ON PC STARTUP are viruses, and a nasty bitch that takes a filename from 0 to 1024.exe and copys everywhere on the pc.
removed them all, lets see what my desktop will say after i reinstalled windows.
[editline]04:34PM[/editline]
windows is taking pretty long, virus scan on my laptop is complete, all viruses removed.
great! lets discuss minecraft!
[editline]04:35PM[/editline]
taking the broken C: to a backup pc, (a crappy old pc in a corner that hasn't been touched for years) and see what i can get from it.
[editline]04:37PM[/editline]
guess what, ITS DEAD. broken hard disk detected.[/QUOTE]
Damn, how did you even get something like that?
[QUOTE=redsoxrock;24639895]Oh the Fake virus scanner, I fought with that like 2 weeks ago, Removed any useful installed programs, like av and the Internet. Safe mode and a sweep with security essentials took care of it.[/QUOTE]
Was it called windows antivirus 2010? Cause i had that and it was annoying.
[IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/14b0ozk.png[/IMG]
I never get invited to partys :ohdear:
[QUOTE=jaggzy;24640007][IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/14b0ozk.png[/IMG]
I never get invited to partys :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Gatecrash.
To the chord progression of.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsNRpaHnjLE[/media]
Have you ever watched the sun go down?
And you're thinking bout' that creeper runnin' 'round
Have you ever been blown the fuck up?
You're in the wheat farm talking to yourself
And your pigs's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been blown the fuck up?
And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a creeper attack
Have you ever been blown the fuck up?
You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have skeleton arms
You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have skeleton arms?"
Wow, apparently gravel that falls onto a torch breaks. This makes it easy to make a flint machine.
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;24640280]Wow, apparently gravel that falls onto a torch breaks. This makes it easy to make a flint machine.[/QUOTE]
or you could just place gravel on the ground, and dig it up, and if it doesn't produce flint, repeat.
[editline]03:17PM[/editline]
Don't let that discourage you.
I would like to see a gravel machine.
[QUOTE=vexx21322;24639908]Damn, how did you even get something like that?[/QUOTE]
dont laugh, but the downloader hides itself into images, in my temp folder i had an blank image of 4mb.
"2104259.exe.jpeg"
and "svchost.exe.jpeg"
All the talk about creepers makes me never want to bump up to easy mode :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;24640549]All the talk about creepers makes me never want to bump up to easy mode :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
You should definitely do it, the first few nights you'll probably shit an 18 wheeler like I did, but after a while you get used to it. Caves aren't that bad either. It's a good idea to make a watch tower and a bow, so you can pick em off from above in the night.
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;24640280]Wow, apparently gravel that falls onto a torch breaks. This makes it easy to make a flint machine.[/QUOTE]
I tried to do this once, but I spent an entire day drop gravel onto a torch and it kept breaking, but never became flint. I even tried dropping it from higher and higher heights, but it didn't seem to work.
Help I just bought it and I keep getting this error
[QUOTE] Minecraft has crashed!
----------------------
Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem.
If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to [email]support@mojang.com[/email].
Please include a description of what you did when the error occured.
--- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 --------
Generated 06/09/10 16:39
Minecraft: Minecraft Alpha v1.0.17_04
OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1
Java: 1.6.0_21, Sun Microsystems Inc.
VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (mixed mode, sharing), Sun Microsystems Inc.
LWJGL: 2.4.2
OpenGL: GeForce 9200/PCI/SSE2/3DNOW! version 3.3.0, NVIDIA Corporation
java.lang.IllegalStateException: Function is not supported
at org.lwjgl.BufferChecks.checkFunctionAddress(BufferChecks.java:64)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.GL11.glGenLists(GL11.java:1393)
at de.a(SourceFile:13)
at kb.<init>(SourceFile:62)
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.a(SourceFile:212)
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.run(SourceFile:553)
at java.lang.Thread.run(Unknown Source)
--- END ERROR REPORT 99ed4ced ----------
[/QUOTE]
Guys, how do buckets work :<?
[QUOTE=desertsniper;24641102]Guys, how do buckets work :<?[/QUOTE]
They carry liquids. :downs:
[QUOTE=desertsniper;24641102]Guys, how do buckets work :<?[/QUOTE]
Right click to pick up, right click to place, only works on full blocks of water/lava
I tried to make the water trap, and then I remembered. I am on a snow map. All the watter keeps freezing on me. I can fix that, but it does get quite annoying.
[editline]04:52PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;24641140]Right click to pick up, right click to place, only works on full blocks of water/lava[/QUOTE]
It also works on cows.
[QUOTE=desertsniper;24641102]Guys, how do buckets work :<?[/QUOTE]
Right click a full block of water or lava to get it in a bucket, then right click to dump it out.
Don't right click cows, you get milk, which is impossible to get rid of.
:ninja:
Painterly pack fucking rocks.
[QUOTE=spanaren;24639718]Any public or easy-to-get-whitelisted-on servers that are good?[/QUOTE]
HANGOVER's
[QUOTE=nicatronTg;24641189]Right click a full block of water or lava to get it in a bucket, then right click to dump it out.
Don't right click cows, you get milk, which is impossible to get rid of.
:ninja:[/QUOTE]
He fixed it, just right click on ground.
[QUOTE=Dan*;24641193]Painterly pack fucking rocks.[/QUOTE]
It glitches up and makes the fire sprite show up on stone blocks, right?
[QUOTE=TheCactusman;24641154]I tried to make the water trap, and then I remembered. I am on a snow map. All the watter keeps freezing on me. I can fix that, but it does get quite annoying.[/QUOTE]
Torches melt ice and snow.
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