Minecraft is the shittest game ever. - Games

The graphics it has is Minecraft's Art-Style. They're not going to improve. Next the server where ya can dig only five blocks down or up and ya need 5$ to go above is someone trying to steal your money, The Minecraft Classic version is 100% free. The server where you couldn't build required an admin to allow you to build there. Rules and admins are as shitty as the server that you choose. Most of facepunch plays the Alpha version of Minecraft. Which is all about Surviving from mobs, Exploring infinite levels, Messing with water and as far as your imagination can go.

As in dynamic water?

1)This helped me, thank you. 2)I hope you arent as old as your avatar. 3)Dont rant here, go on 4chan, gamespot, whatever and say its crap there.

[QUOTE=John-Fu;24753707]As in dynamic water?[/QUOTE] Even dynamic lava. But really classic is about the worst minecraft has to offer, good private SMP servers and alpha is the good stuff.

Oh, it's this guy again

[QUOTE=gamerman345;24753714]1)This helped me, thank you. 2)I hope you arent as old as your avatar. 3)Dont rant here, go on 4chan, gamespot, whatever and say its crap there.[/QUOTE] 1. Irony? 2. It's me. 3. 4Chan will most likely hack me or give me a virus or something and gamespot is full of 12 yearolds who play halo all day.

Epic troll AUTOMERGE FFS

I don't think a game that gets $600,000 worth of sales a week could be shitty.

[QUOTE=lilcheeselad;24753754]I don't think a game that gets $600,000 worth of sales a week could be shitty.[/QUOTE] Justin Bieber earns more than that, how could HE be crappy? Etc. Your argument is invalid.

It's not the game, it's the people who mostly play it, which is 12y olds in general. I've played it for like 2 or 3 days and just got bored, I mean sure you can "build" stuff, but it gets boring as you can't do anything else besides building. Well, that survival thing the creator always mentions looks kind of nice, but isn't really getting my attention. tl;dr: The game is fun for like a day or two, it's just building for free players(I'm not going to pay for a game that I lost interest in after 2 days)... Also, what has rant to do with trolls? You're free to share YOUR OPINION on the internet. And I doubt that it's forbidden here on facepunch, sure his rant was a bit mean, but show me a rant which isn't. :downs: Then again about the graphics: Come on, even RuneScape got better graphics for a Java game. Haters gonna hate... [QUOTE=lilcheeselad;24753754]I don't think a game that gets $600,000 worth of sales a week could be shitty.[/QUOTE] Proof?

[QUOTE=John-Fu;24753743]1. Irony? 2. It's me. [B]wow no, grow up[/B] 3. 4Chan will most likely hack me or give me a virus or something and gamespot is full of 12 yearolds who play halo all day. [B]Good, you deserve it.[/B][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=John-Fu;24753412][B][I][U]IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, THEN DON'T POST![/U][/I][/B] blah blah blah... FUCK MINECRAFT.[/QUOTE] Contradict yourself much? Anyway minecraft is awesome so shut up

[QUOTE=Torekk;24753777]It's not the game, it's the people who mostly play it, which is 12y olds in general. I've played it for like 2 or 3 days and just got bored, I mean sure you can "build" stuff, but it gets boring as you can't do anything else besides building. Well, that survival thing the creator always mentions looks kind of nice, but isn't really getting my attention. tl;dr: The game is fun for like a day or two, it's just building for free players(I'm not going to pay for a game that I lost interest in after 2 days)... Also, what has rant to do with trolls? You're free to share YOUR OPINION on the internet.[/QUOTE] So all those 144000 posts (36 X 4000) are by 12 year olds? [editline]03:11PM[/editline] [QUOTE=the_killer24;24753794]1. Irony? 2. It's me. [B]wow no, grow up[/B] 3. 4Chan will most likely hack me or give me a virus or something and gamespot is full of 12 yearolds who play halo all day. [B]Good, you deserve it.[/B][/QUOTE] Your arguments aren't even making sense, infact they seem more like flaming.

[QUOTE=John-Fu;24753743]1. Irony? 2. It's me. 3. 4Chan will most likely hack me or give me a virus or something and gamespot is full of 12 yearolds who play halo all day.[/QUOTE] 2) I think i just died a little inside. 3) Thats the point

[QUOTE=kapin_krunch;24753795]Contradict yourself much? Anyway minecraft is awesome so shut up[/QUOTE] Read the first line of this thread, friend-o.

[QUOTE=Torekk;24753777] Also, what has rant to do with trolls? You're free to share YOUR OPINION on the internet. And I doubt that it's forbidden here on facepunch, sure his rant was a bit mean, but show me a rant which isn't. :downs: [/QUOTE] Hes been banned for crap thread and troll thread prior to this. I don't know how a troll can be more obvious then this.

[QUOTE=gamerman345;24753823]2) I think i just died a little inside. 3) Thats the point[/QUOTE] Yeah, so basically the whole 3 points are bullshit and the person who posted them is an idiot.

[QUOTE=John-Fu;24753809]So all those 144000 posts (36 X 4000) are by 12 year olds?[/QUOTE] What do you think the average age on facepunch is? Sad, but true.

[QUOTE=Torekk;24753836]What do you think the average age on facepunch is? Sad, but true.[/QUOTE] A game is judged by it's community, why do you think CoD or Halo gets such bad reception?

[QUOTE=John-Fu;24753412]I don't think the other guy even got in trouble because the server had the same amount of people on for about ten minutes.[/QUOTE] You checked for 10 minutes? Well that's sad.

[QUOTE=John-Fu;24753827]Read the first line of this thread, friend-o.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=OP]Hey guys if you don't have anything nice to say don't post rantrantrant WOW OK FUCK MINECRAFT[/QUOTE] tl;dr you like contradictions

[QUOTE=John-Fu;24753835]Yeah, so basically the whole 3 points are bullshit and the person who posted them is an idiot.[/QUOTE] That would be me. And that really is you, i cant imagine you got far in life.

[QUOTE=John-Fu;24753768]Justin Bieber earns more than that, how could HE be crappy? Etc. Your argument is invalid.[/QUOTE] And your argument is invalid because most of your facts aren't even right Just accept that you are not creative enough for this game and move on.

[QUOTE=John-Fu;24753707]As in dynamic water?[/QUOTE] As dynamic as water in a java game can be. The graphics aren't what makes this game, it's the sheer size of the landscapes and caves in survival and the creepy as hell nighttimes that build the atmosphere. You played a free version of the game that has stopped being worked on. Survival mode is where it's at. Simple, if you don't building stuff or can't get past the retro graphics(Which I actually think makes the game even more imaginative), game isn't for you. But don't start crying that it's shit when you haven't even bought the full game.

[QUOTE=the_killer24;24753864]tl;dr you like contradictions[/QUOTE] The rule doesn't apply to OP, it was to stop idiots like you from posting. I guess idiots can't read though...

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;24753880]And your argument is invalid because most of your facts aren't even right Just accept that you are not creative enough for this game and move on.[/QUOTE] I agree, plus this thread should be locked/deleted.

Can someone buy me Alpha so I can give it a "real" review.

[QUOTE=John-Fu;24753888]The rule doesn't apply to OP, it was to stop idiots like you from posting. I guess idiots can't read though...[/QUOTE] wow ok mega facedesk [editline]08:16AM[/editline] No, we won't buy you the alpha. Go buy the alpha yourself.

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;24753880]And your argument is invalid because most of your facts aren't even right Just accept that you are not creative enough for this game and move on.[/QUOTE] I accept that the money one isn't right, but the rest? All about opinion, there is no right and wrong unless you're some kind of Nazi.

[QUOTE=John-Fu;24753906]Can someone buy me Alpha so I can give it a "real" review.[/QUOTE] Get out.