• Minecraft is the shittest game ever.
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The "graphics" for minecraft are beautiful, the hell are you smoking. That's like saying [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8"]this kind[/URL] of music sucks because it's oldies music.
[QUOTE]bad maps[/QUOTE] That is literally the funniest thing i have ever heard about minecraft.
i agree minecraft sucks, but not for the same reasons as the first post. You worded your argument really poorly and therefore made an ass of yourself, OP. here is how i'd go about explaining minecraft sucks: reason #1: it's really unappealing, graphics-wise. yeah i know it's an indy dev and maybe he's trying to be "avant-garde" or "retro-style" with his pixelized shit but honestly, it just looks like ass. i don't see how people can even dispute this point. maybe most people who play minecraft are blind? reason #2: it's basically just a voxel editor. i used to play with lego as a kid and it was kickass. this game is like a step down from lego, there's only one size of brick. at least with games like blockland you could choose the size of your bricks, and there were more brick types resulting in really cool creations. i didn't bother playing any of the other gametypes apart from freeroam or whatever, the game just lost appeal to me within 5 minutes. like i said, it's Just A Voxel Editor, with a few gimmicks slapped on. if i had known something as simple and mundane as minecraft would take the internet by storm then i'd have done it ages ago. i don't doubt that most people who enjoy minecraft played with lego as a kid. how the fuck can you go from lego to minecraft? it's literally a regression in every possible way, aside from the fact that it's on your computer. i like how all the minecraft fans call people trolls for saying it's a bad game. there are plenty of valid reasons to dislike minecraft, you can't just go and dismiss an entire argument by saying the person is "a troll" or "not creative". it doesn't work that way, mates. you have your reasons for enjoying it, and we have our reasons for not wanting to play it.
[QUOTE=BirdBro;24764323]i agree minecraft sucks, but not for the same reasons as the first post. You worded your argument really poorly and therefore made an ass of yourself, OP. here is how i'd go about explaining minecraft sucks: reason #1: it's really unappealing, graphics-wise. yeah i know it's an indy dev and maybe he's trying to be "avant-garde" or "retro-style" with his pixelized shit but honestly, it just looks like ass. i don't see how people can even dispute this point. maybe most people who play minecraft are blind? [b]Graphics whore spotted.[/b] reason #2: it's basically just a voxel editor. i used to play with lego as a kid and it was kickass. this game is like a step down from lego, there's only one size of brick. at least with games like blockland you could choose the size of your bricks, and there were more brick types resulting in really cool creations. i didn't bother playing any of the other gametypes apart from freeroam or whatever, the game just lost appeal to me within 5 minutes. like i said, it's Just A Voxel Editor, with a few gimmicks slapped on. if i had known something as simple and mundane as minecraft would take the internet by storm then i'd have done it ages ago. [b]"I can make any shape possible, but there are no premade shapes. IT'S REGRESSION IN IT'S TRUEST FORM!"[/b] i don't doubt that most people who enjoy minecraft played with lego as a kid. how the fuck can you go from lego to minecraft? it's literally a regression in every possible way, aside from the fact that it's on your computer. i like how all the minecraft fans call people trolls for saying it's a bad game. there are plenty of valid reasons to dislike minecraft, you can't just go and dismiss an entire argument by saying the person is "a troll" or "not creative". it doesn't work that way, mates. you have your reasons for enjoying it, and we have our reasons for not wanting to play it.[/QUOTE] :jerkbag:
yeah i'm a graphics whore for not wanting to play a game that seems like it uses 8x8px tilesets. kindly take your head out of your own ass. why doesn't minecraft have triangle bricks? you could make things smoother, like with lego. a true example of regression there. here's another reason to hate minecraft... reason #3: a lot of the fanbase consists of a bunch of obnoxious babies who can't accept the fact that some people dislike their game.
i don't know why this thread is even open. it's absolute shit. cheers to the horribly written OP that puts all the minecraft fanbabies on the defensive, posting their shitty image macros and calling everyone trolls.
[QUOTE=BirdBro;24764454]yeah i'm a graphics whore for not wanting to play a game that seems like it uses 8x8px tilesets. kindly take your head out of your own ass. why doesn't minecraft have triangle bricks? you could make things smoother, like with lego. a true example of regression there. here's another reason to hate minecraft... reason #3: a lot of the fanbase consists of a bunch of obnoxious babies who can't accept the fact that some people dislike their game.[/QUOTE] I can accept it. Doesn't deserve a thread though.
some guy has a negative opinion of minecraft? heh looks like i'd better pull out the image macros folder and show that scrub who's boss. shit's gonna be so cash.
Opinions, apparently those are illegal. This is now a totalitarian forum.
[QUOTE=John-Fu;24753412]Minecraft rant.[/QUOTE] Trolololo?
[QUOTE=BirdBro;24764323]i agree minecraft sucks, but not for the same reasons as the first post. You worded your argument really poorly and therefore made an ass of yourself, OP. here is how i'd go about explaining minecraft sucks: reason #1: it's really unappealing, graphics-wise. yeah i know it's an indy dev and maybe he's trying to be "avant-garde" or "retro-style" with his pixelized shit but honestly, it just looks like ass. i don't see how people can even dispute this point. maybe most people who play minecraft are blind? reason #2: it's basically just a voxel editor. i used to play with lego as a kid and it was kickass. this game is like a step down from lego, there's only one size of brick. at least with games like blockland you could choose the size of your bricks, and there were more brick types resulting in really cool creations. i didn't bother playing any of the other gametypes apart from freeroam or whatever, the game just lost appeal to me within 5 minutes. like i said, it's Just A Voxel Editor, with a few gimmicks slapped on. if i had known something as simple and mundane as minecraft would take the internet by storm then i'd have done it ages ago. i don't doubt that most people who enjoy minecraft played with lego as a kid. how the fuck can you go from lego to minecraft? it's literally a regression in every possible way, aside from the fact that it's on your computer. i like how all the minecraft fans call people trolls for saying it's a bad game. there are plenty of valid reasons to dislike minecraft, you can't just go and dismiss an entire argument by saying the person is "a troll" or "not creative". it doesn't work that way, mates. you have your reasons for enjoying it, and we have our reasons for not wanting to play it.[/QUOTE] Yet you give no valid reasons to hate it, you could have seen from the start that it just isn't you type of game. Get over it, and trying to bombard it with every single negative point you can find is well.... [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4237780/lmaoimages/1283417418126.jpg[/IMG] I can name thousands things why :iia:
Everyone who says that Minecraft is just placing blocks obviously has never heard of Survival mode.
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;24766531]Everyone who says that Minecraft is just placing blocks obviously has never heard of Survival mode.[/QUOTE] They didn't because you have to pay for it.
Majority of posts ITT: waaaaah the free version of minecraft isn't fun to me and mommy and daddy won't give me money so i can buy the paid version QQ QQ QQ
[QUOTE=Baldr;24766395]Yet you give no valid reasons to hate it, you could have seen from the start that it just isn't you type of game. Get over it, and trying to bombard it with every single negative point you can find is well.... [/QUOTE] He said it's beyond ugly, and that's it's a shitty voxel editor- which basically implies that it's boring and lacks content. I think he gave points, he just didn't list them all, you actually had to read his words.
See, a lot of the people in this thread seem to think the following: You like the game in the slightest = fanboy You have posted in the megathread = fanboy You have bought the game = fanboy You disagree with people that don't like the game = fanboy This thread is just filled with people who think they're right, and if you think anything but what they think, you're wrong and deserve to be banned for trolling. You guys need to chill, because you're all wrong about everything. Regardless of whether you like Minecraft or not, open Creative, build a bridge, and get over it, because people will always have different opinions than you and trying to change what they think about something is a futile effort and you might as well give up now. Thank you and good night.
Its OK but all i did was make a pick then make a cave, i dont get it.
[QUOTE=DJSergei;24766694]Its OK but all i did was make a pick then make a cave, i dont get it.[/QUOTE] You are supposed to mine for materials to build a house/fort to survive the zombies and shit. It's more fun with friends than alone. Minecraft isn't for everyone. I personally love it, but I don't call people who don't dumb, because I can see why they may not like it. That said, this thread was obviously created to stir up shit, so the OP of this thread IS dumb. Especially since it was a scheme to get Survival - he asked for someone to buy it for him so he could see how bad it was. :downs:
Guys.... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qhuHeJvbJU[/media]
[QUOTE=John-Fu;24753412]I first noticed that the graphics were REALLY bad; I'm not one to complain about it and to expect all games to have L337 graphics[/QUOTE] :frog: It's made with Java, you stupid shit, I'd like to see you do better in that program.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c[/media]
The pixelated graphics isn't a result of the restrictions Java imposes, it's intentional. If you don't like it then tough luck, I happen to find it really quite charming.
I honestly cant believe that someone would complain about minecrafts graphics, I just cant, thats like complaining that a radio doesnt have better picture [editline]01:40AM[/editline] Seriously [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TbGjt-weA[/media]
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