S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread: If nobody will make it I will
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He's the devil!
hay guis i jus finshd x18 for the furst tiem so scary!11 any tipz^_^?? there r so many militry guys ousside i cant even kill on easy!1
[QUOTE=Carnage2323;24379120]Shit, tried using AMK and the game crashed whenever I got the mission from Wolf.[/QUOTE]
You have the wrong version of the game installed. AMK needs 1.0004.
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[QUOTE=Devodiere;24380186]Hey guys, I don't think Smartass is dead yet.
[img]http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/187/spaz.gif[/img]
Maybe we shouldn't have put him in the fire.[/QUOTE]
SMARTASS SAVED MY LIFE, FUCK YOU :arghfist::saddowns:
Oh, well if I am using the STEAM version would it be possible to set it back to 1.0004?
Smartass is a dick. I shot him for money and vodka.
[QUOTE=Devodiere;24380186]Hey guys, I don't think Smartass is dead yet.
[img]http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/187/spaz.gif[/img]
Maybe we shouldn't have put him in the fire.[/QUOTE]
Such is life in the Zone...
[QUOTE=Carnage2323;24380701]Oh, well if I am using the STEAM version would it be possible to set it back to 1.0004?[/QUOTE]
Yes. [url=http://stalker.filefront.com/file/STALKER_Hispano_Patcher;89176]get the Hispano patcher.[/url] Then disable automatic updates for STALKER in Steam. Once you've downpatched to 1.0004, get a no-CD .exe for STALKER 1.0004 and launch from that.
Smartass, Father Diodor and that guy that tells the bandits to ambush you when you go to give 2000 rubles to him in Clear Sky are the biggest douchebags in the Zone.
[QUOTE=croguy;24380948]Smartass, Father Diodor and that guy that tells the bandits to ambush you when you go to give 2000 rubles to him in Clear Sky are the biggest douchebags in the Zone.[/QUOTE]
What do you have against Father Diodor? He's out there every day fighting mutants so you can do your fancy-shmantsy artifact hunting. Show some respect, dammit!
[QUOTE=JoeSibilant;24381098]What do you have against Father Diodor? He's out there every day fighting mutants so you can do your fancy-shmantsy artifact hunting. Show some respect, dammit![/QUOTE]
But he wants to destroy the artifacts yet he has a shotgun with an artifact placed in it!
[QUOTE=Nitrowing;24376341]I just fought the[sp]Pseudogiant[/sp]in lab X-18. That shit was intense; poor night-vision goggles peering out into the gloom as it smashed around the room, charging at me every now and then before retreating into the inky blackness. Damn it feels good to be a STALKER.[/QUOTE]
You could have climbed on top of the pipes in that room and sniped it.
[QUOTE=Carnage2323;24379120]Shit, tried using AMK and the game crashed whenever I got the mission from Wolf.[/QUOTE]
Use 1.0004
[QUOTE=MagicBurrito;24380444]hay guis i jus finshd x18 for the furst tiem so scary!11 any tipz^_^?? there r so many militry guys ousside i cant even kill on easy!1[/QUOTE]
:colbert: Not again....
Lil' stalkers gonna be used as anomaly pathfinders in STALKER 3 due to their small size. At least they wouldn't look as retarded as the kids in Fallout 3
[I]Papa! Papa! I found an artifact![/I]
[I]What kind?[/I]
[I]A jellyfish![/I]
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Someone should write a story called "The Littlest STALKER." Like, what you would read to your children to teach them about surviving in the Zone.
[i]"This is a bloodsucker. It goes 'hff hff.'"[/i]
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[i]"Do YOU know how to find a bloodsucker? That's right--look for its eyes!"[/i]
"Then you quickly pull your TOZ-66 out from under your leather jacket and blast both barrels in him where it hurts the most."
That doesn't sound Dora-The-Explorer-y enough.
I can imagine that this book would have an entire chapter on recognizing various small arms :v:
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[i]"This is a TOZ-32 shotgun. Can you count the barrels? One..two! That's right, two barrels."[/i]
I dobut that 13-year old hard-boiled kids from Russia and Ukraine would love Dora the Explorer. More like Wolf the Leader.
[QUOTE=croguy;24382221]I dobut that 13-year old hard-boiled kids from Russia and Ukraine would love Dora the Explorer. More like Wolf the Leader.[/QUOTE]
I mean in terms of the language. And it's more aimed at the kinds that still have picture books read to them. Like, 5 year olds :v: That way, by the time they ARE 13, they can field-strip an AK-74 in 3 minutes and spot a blowout an hour away.
What idiot would send 5 year olds in the Zone? Unless Duty would try to create Pure Dutyers in a similar way Nazis tried to create Aryans during WW2, I doubt that there'd be a 5 year old in the [b]DEADLIEST PLACE ON THE PLANET[/b].
You're discriminating against Zone families :argh:
[QUOTE=croguy;24382287]What idiot would send 5 year olds in the Zone? Unless Duty would try to create Pure Dutyers in a similar way Nazis tried to create Aryans during WW2, I doubt that there'd be a 5 year old in the [b]DEADLIEST PLACE ON THE PLANET[/b].[/QUOTE]
STALKERs get to have families too :colbert:
Okay, I understand that, but Hell, you can make enough money to move out of the Zone and raise the kid in a stalker-ish manner, then go back to the Zone when he's old enough to know what he's going into.
That kid means business
[QUOTE=croguy;24382351]Okay, I understand that, but Hell, you can make enough money to move out of the Zone and raise the kid in a stalker-ish manner, then go back to the Zone when he's old enough to know what he's going into.[/QUOTE]
Or maybe you're like Bes, and you had to take what you had and run. A story about a man raising a child in the Zone would be pretty cool.
Ah fuck what have I done.
Even better, a Freedomer raising a child in the Zone!
Oh wait, that would be a sitcom.
[QUOTE=croguy;24382401]Even better, a Freedomer raising a child in the Zone!
Oh wait, that would be a sitcom.[/QUOTE]
Military Warehouses' born n raised....
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