S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread: If nobody will make it I will - Games

[QUOTE=croguy;24382401]Even better, a Freedomer raising a child in the Zone! Oh wait, that would be a sitcom.[/QUOTE] "Petya, what did you do with my gun?" "You left it behind the couch again, dad" [i]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/i] Next, on "Everybody loves Boris..."

[QUOTE=croguy;24382401]Even better, a Freedomer raising a child in the Zone! Oh wait, that would be a sitcom.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPA70Re2Xts[/media]

The fuck [editline]02:44AM[/editline] I don't get it

[QUOTE=JoeSibilant;24382466]The fuck [editline]02:44AM[/editline] I don't get it[/QUOTE] Such is life in the zone.

[QUOTE=foxtrot_iic;24382425]Military Warehouses' born n raised....[/QUOTE] Now this is story all about how Freedom got flipped upside down And I'd like you to take a year and sit right there and I'll tell y'all how I became the fresh stalker of Freedom-Air In West Dark Valley, born and raised In Yar's hangar where I spent most of my days Chilling all coolin' relaxin' no schoolin shoting some Mercs outside of swamp's poolin When a couple of experts came in the yard said the Warehouses let down their guard so we got a merc to clear it and Chekhov got scared said "Y'all better be mowing straight to our new base!" I whistled for Ashot and when he came near His UAZ smelled fresh and there was weed in the rear If anything I could say this wasn't rare So I just shouted "Yo home to the Freedom Base!" I pulled up to the base about seven or eight And I yelled to Ashot "Yo, black market'll catch ya later!" Looked at my fort, I was finally there To sit on my Throne as the Prince of Freedom-Air!

[QUOTE=JoeSibilant;24382466]The fuck [editline]02:44AM[/editline] I don't get it[/QUOTE] Good afternoon, I am John Rabbit.

[QUOTE=croguy;24382507]Now this is story all about how Freedom got flipped upside down And I'd like you to take a year and sit right there and I'll tell y'all how I became the fresh stalker of Freedom-Air In West Dark Valley, born and raised In Yar's hangar where I spent most of my days Chilling all coolin' relaxin' no schoolin shoting some Mercs outside of swamp's poolin When a couple of experts came in the yard said the Warehouses let down their guard so we got a merc to clear it and Chekhov got scared said "Y'all better be mowing straight to our new base!" I whistled for Ashot and when he came near His UAZ smelled fresh and there was weed in the rear If anything I could say this wasn't rare So I just shouted "Yo home to the Freedom Base!" I pulled up to the base about seven or eight And I yelled to Ashot "Yo, black market'll catch ya later!" Looked at my fort, I was finally there To sit on my Throne as the Prince of Freedom-Air![/QUOTE] I shed a tear.

Anarchists. Pah!

Now imagine Lukash singing it.

[QUOTE=croguy;24382507]Now this is story all about how Freedom got flipped upside down And I'd like you to take a year and sit right there and I'll tell y'all how I became the fresh stalker of Freedom-Air In West Dark Valley, born and raised In Yar's hangar where I spent most of my days Chilling all coolin' relaxin' no schoolin shoting some Mercs outside of swamp's poolin When a couple of experts came in the yard said the Warehouses let down their guard so we got a merc to clear it and Chekhov got scared said "Y'all better be mowing straight to our new base!" I whistled for Ashot and when he came near His UAZ smelled fresh and there was weed in the rear If anything I could say this wasn't rare So I just shouted "Yo home to the Freedom Base!" I pulled up to the base about seven or eight And I yelled to Ashot "Yo, black market'll catch ya later!" Looked at my fort, I was finally there To sit on my Throne as the Prince of Freedom-Air![/QUOTE] 8/10 some parts do not rhyme.

[QUOTE=Smells Like;24382542]8/10 some parts do not rhyme.[/QUOTE] Yea I know, but I made it up in like 5 minutes so I didn't bother.

Didn't you make that up like 15 threads ago?

Nah, that was that other guy. I remember it was in OP for some time, then Amez removed it. STALKER has a lot of Fresh Prince potential. I was thinking of doing one about Strelok.

D'awww! How cute. Lil' Ecolog-suit kiddie S.T.A.L.K.E.R!

It poses the question whether it would be better to give the kid a full suit so they are protected from the Zone while they are growing up or if it would be better for them to adapt to the Zones atmosphere while they are growing up so they are more acclimated.

An anomaly will kill you either way. The stuff you need to adapt to is scrounging for supplies and food and living in harsh conditions. No amount of exposure will stop you from getting fried by an Electro or torn to pulpy chunks by a Whirligig. Might as well learn to be comfortable in the thing that will.

They would get raped by the zone's inhabitants

New faction, Lil' Loners. :smug:

[QUOTE=famasfanalt;24382711]They would get raped by the zone's inhabitants[/QUOTE] Well, if they'd be raised in Rostok then I guess that Duty would set up some law concerning the potential rapists in the Zone. Then again, if there would be kids, then there would be women.

Children! Listen up or I'll bop you one. If some Stalker you don't know ever tries to touch you in a wrong way-

[QUOTE=Lithe;24382731]Children! Listen up or I'll bop you one. If some Stalker you don't know ever tries to touch you in a wrong way-[/QUOTE] They'll be hanged out in front of the entrance as an example!

[b]Shoot him in the face![/b] I love the Arena, I really have to get that sound file.

Christ. Now I know why Bandits wear those open-front trench coats.

Why the fuck does my Redux crash at Jupiter again... Expression : !m_error_code Function : raii_guard::~raii_guard File : D:\prog_repository\sources\trunk\xrServerEntities\script_storage.cpp Line : 748 Description : ... call of pripyat\gamedata\scripts\sound_theme.script:256: bad argument #2 to 'random' (interval is empty) fuck

[QUOTE=Calkkuna;24382846]Why the fuck does my Redux crash at Jupiter again... Expression : !m_error_code Function : raii_guard::~raii_guard File : D:\prog_repository\sources\trunk\xrServerEntities\script_storage.cpp Line : 748 Description : ... call of pripyat\gamedata\scripts\sound_theme.script:256: bad argument #2 to 'random' (interval is empty) fuck[/QUOTE] You haven't installed the patch properly :S [editline]11:42AM[/editline] Open game_levels_music.ltx in gamedata/configs and make sure the [jupiter_musics] section looks like this: [jupiter_musics] music\jupiter_day = 5, 22, 0.3, 2, 4 music\jupiter_night = 22, 5, 0.25, 1, 2 ;music\amb01 = 5, 22, 0.3, 2, 4 //** Cordon ;music\amb02 = 5, 22, 0.3, 2, 4 //** Garbage ;music\amb16 = 5, 22, 0.3, 2, 4 //** Dark Valley 1 ;music\amb17 = 5, 22, 0.3, 2, 4 //** Dark Valley 2 ;music\night = 22, 5, 0.25, 1, 2 ;music\amb06 = 22, 5, 0.25, 1, 2 //** ;music\amb07 = 22, 5, 0.25, 1, 2 //**

Guys Paravin is away he gonna miss page 34 let's be quick!

Too late

[QUOTE=Thorny;24382971]You haven't installed the patch properly :S [editline]11:42AM[/editline] Open game_levels_music.ltx in gamedata/configs and make sure the [jupiter_musics] section looks like this: [jupiter_musics] music\jupiter_day = 5, 22, 0.3, 2, 4 music\jupiter_night = 22, 5, 0.25, 1, 2 ;music\amb01 = 5, 22, 0.3, 2, 4 //** Cordon ;music\amb02 = 5, 22, 0.3, 2, 4 //** Garbage ;music\amb16 = 5, 22, 0.3, 2, 4 //** Dark Valley 1 ;music\amb17 = 5, 22, 0.3, 2, 4 //** Dark Valley 2 ;music\night = 22, 5, 0.25, 1, 2 ;music\amb06 = 22, 5, 0.25, 1, 2 //** ;music\amb07 = 22, 5, 0.25, 1, 2 //**[/QUOTE] They are like that D: What is wrong with my game :saddowns:

Are you sure the semicolons are before every line except the first two?

Finally, a computer that can play games. Reinstalling Stalker :D