Viridian Skies, Or how I learned Unity is better than RPGMaker.

[mr apple]

[QUOTE=coolity;29698363]Okay then, what language do you suggest?[/QUOTE]

Start off by learning basic shit and don't a proper game till like ~year down the track.

Heres a test;
Give me a basic AddForce rigidbody script to get the character to move via a game object.

[Trogdon]

i can't get past the first quest
i tried giving the dragon the dildo of illumination but he won't accept it, crashes to desktop with error
{java applet 29132 error overload at 20; reference point 10}

[Smooth Jazz]

Coolity, when is the Vietnam expansion pack coming out?

[coolity]

[QUOTE=Smooth Jazz;29708972]Coolity, when is the Vietnam expansion pack coming out?[/QUOTE]

5+ years for $1000! :v:

[editline]8th May 2011[/editline]

But seriously,can a mod NOT lock this? this has gone offtopic very badly.

[Trogdon]

coolity plz bugfix the first quest first

[Saren]

[QUOTE=Moustach3;29697926]Let me get this straight.

[h2]YOU WILL FAIL[/h2]

You have [b]no[/b] formal programming experience. You have [b]no[/b] motivation aside from money. You have [b]unrealistic[/b] expectations, such as the belief that you will get on Steam, no questions asked. You release a demo that has [b]nothing[/b] that sets it apart from anything else. You go straight from [b]RPG MAKER[/b] to [b]MAKING A TRIPLE A GAME[/b]. You will fail. Start small.[/QUOTE]

You haven't got what it takes Jack.

[MadPro119]

[QUOTE=coolity;29709344]5+ years for $1000! :v:

[editline]8th May 2011[/editline]

But seriously,can a mod lock this? this has gone offtopic very badly.[/QUOTE]

Awww this thread is funny. We should have a game development megathread for questions, answers, promotion, demo, testing and what not.

[coolity]

[QUOTE=MadPro119;29711182]Awww this thread is funny. We should have a game development megathread for questions, answers, promotion, demo, testing and what not.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I would make it but I dont know what section it would go into. :v:

[Goodthief]

[QUOTE=coolity;29711641]Yeah, I would make it but I dont know what section it would go into. :v:[/QUOTE]

Games in Progress?

[coolity]

[QUOTE=Goodthief;29711824]Games in Progress?[/QUOTE]

Thats for servers?

[editline]9th May 2011[/editline]

Might as well make it in GGD since if its the wrong section a mod can move it.

[Moustach3]

Try the programming subforum.

WAYWO, specifically.

We'll destroy you if you're an idiot though.

Firsthand experience.

[Nanamil]

Geel9 i know it's you.

[Moustach3]

[QUOTE=Nanamil;29715381]Geel9 i know it's you.[/QUOTE]

Not a secret bro

And who the fuck are you anyways

[blazingfly]

I learnt python once. :v:

Does this qualify me for this thread? Anyway, its horrible to even attempt to make a game in that isn't text based.

[SomeFaggot]

[QUOTE=blazingfly;29717786]I learnt python once. :v:

Does this qualify me for this thread? Anyway, its horrible to even attempt to make a game in that isn't text based.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.pygame.org/[/url]

[coolity]

[QUOTE=Nanamil;29715381]Geel9 i know it's you.[/QUOTE]

Who is Geel9?

[editline]9th May 2011[/editline]

There, game development is up: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1087033-Game-Development-Thread?p=29720872#post29720872[/url]

This thread is now for humor.

[MadPro119]

Gears you got people pissed at ya there too.

[bobiniki]

coolity i strongly recommend you Visual Basic.
It is made only for people like you.

[Peachy]

[QUOTE=bobiniki;29736031]coolity i strongly recommend you Visual Basic.
It is made only for people like you.[/QUOTE]

whats wrong with visual basic?

[Loli]

Everything...