[code]Li'l Susie, baby Sammy, Brigand, and Jaguar are standing here. Stabs is taking cover here, aiming a 12mm FlugHammer at the front door.
[ Exits: north +east(double doors) +south west(front door) < up ]
Stabs aims his 12mm FlugHammer with deadly accuracy at OhGodAFurry.
BLAM!
[|||||||||||||||***************] [ -15 15/30 ] YEOUCH! Your head!
[S###O] OhGodAFurry staggers; Stabs blasts her head flesh into the air.
Stabs draws his fine katana from its sheath.
Stabs attacks you!
You start attacking Stabs.
OhGodAFurry throws a clumsy blow at Stabs.
[ Stopped attack. ]
Whaaa...you're dazed for a few seconds!
Baby Sammy [to OhGodAFurry]: Sister says we bring her good stuff or she'll hurt us more.
Stabs backs away from OhGodAFurry, hands raised.
OhGodAFurry shakes her head, returning to her senses.
Baby Sammy heads north.
Stabs says, "jesus fuck"
Brigand attacks you!
Brigand flashes a deadly lotus nodachi strike at OhGodAFurry!
[O/S] OhGodAFurry's haymaker pounds empty air.
Li'l Susie coughs.
[||||||||||***** ] [ -5 10/30 ] Ow! Your leg!
[||||||**** ] [ -4 6/30 ] Ow! Your leg!
[B#*O] Brigand carves a chunk from OhGodAFurry's leg.
From the front door, you hear a desperate, weird voice yell, "HUG!"
From the front door, you hear a desperate, weird voice yell, "HUJ!"
[O/S] OhGodAFurry's punch misses Stabs by inches.
From the front door, you hear a desperate, weird voice yell, "HUGAJJLRULJHRRGU!"
Brigand takes off his chudskin pants.
[O/S] OhGodAFurry's haymaker pounds empty air.
Brigand takes off his chudskin pants.
Brigand lunges at OhGodAFurry!
Jaguar attacks you!
Jaguar aims a careful strike at OhGodAFurry.
Brigand grabs OhGodAFurry and pins her arms behind her back.
[ Stopped attack. ]
Brigand lets go of OhGodAFurry.
Brigand lubes his dick with a quick spit, works it against OhGodAFurry's ass for a moment, and slides it in.
Stabs [to Brigand]: hahahaha furry
Brigand says, "EJ AC U LATE"
Stabs [to Brigand]: furfag
From the front door, you hear the soft splat of impact.
Jaguar zeros in on OhGodAFurry and raises his assegai towards her.
The front door swings shut.
Stabs [to Brigand]: yiff in hell~
Brigand fucks OhGodAFurry's ass slow and deep.
[****** ] [ -6 0/30 ] OW! Your head!
[J#'O] Jaguar drives his assegai solidly into OhGodAFurry's head.
[** ] [ +25 0/500 ] Chill.
You feel completely relaxed; every bit of stress has drained out of you.
You feel an ethereal hand reaching down into your body and ripping your soul free of its corporeal prison. You rise faster, faster, through infinite space rushing toward a tunnel of bright light...[/code]
I'm considering changing my character's name.
Uhh anyone up for now
[QUOTE=Yahnich;21207721]So I last played this game about 6 months ago, I was 14 years old. I come back, and suddenly my character is 20 years old. Goddamn.[/QUOTE]
Yeah that pisses me off because everyone expects me to be some sort of god or something until some 15 year old who started not even a month ago rips me a new asshole.
Rejuvinex is the way to go.
[QUOTE=Ban Evasion Alt;21196797]help i'm a furry[/QUOTE]
If you didn't point out in your name that you are a furry, (something hated in the MOO more than most other places), then this kind of thing wouldn't happen.
Just started up a new account. Compared to the last time I played about a year ago, I understand the game a lot more.
Well, the best way to train fucking is probably Alvin in the orphanage. You can openly fondle him and fucking n' suck him.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;21291389]Well, the best way to train fucking is probably Alvin in the orphanage. You can openly fondle him and fucking n' suck him.[/QUOTE]
Gaaaaaaaaaay, there is a better place but i'm not telling you ;)
P.S. for gods sake do NOT try to fondle the girls in "Giggling Schoolgirl" club, i warned you.
[QUOTE=Suicide Requiem;21292712]Gaaaaaaaaaay, there is a better place but i'm not telling you ;)
P.S. for gods sake do NOT try to fondle the girls in "Giggling Schoolgirl" club, i warned you.[/QUOTE]
Really, I thought the girl with three dicks looked kinda fun.
Anyway, if anyone's interested, I'm "Landers".
Darkchaos fumbles around with his claws, batting idiotically at his face and neck in an attempt to kill himself, but only making light bloody cuts in his skin. Finally Darkchaos has a brainstorm, and rams a claw directly into his mouth, yanking downward to tear off his jaw and mangle his throat. He collapses to the ground, gushing blood.
Remind me to wind him up about that.
Hey guys, if you see a chalkboard, write "Facepunch" on it and then sign your name. When another Facepuncher comes around, they should also sign the board.
[QUOTE=Suicide Requiem;21292712]Gaaaaaaaaaay, there is a better place but i'm not telling you ;)[/QUOTE]
Hellfire Club?
why is it always the FPS people that look for ways to grind fuck?!
[QUOTE=DarkendSky;21280925]If you didn't point out in your name that you are a furry, (something hated in the MOO more than most other places), then this kind of thing wouldn't happen.[/QUOTE]
It would be a lot less fun though.
[QUOTE=himitsu;21303880]why is it always the FPS people that look for ways to grind fuck?![/QUOTE]
Because relieving someone of their stress can be valuable. You can also relieve your own stress better.
Also,
[B]Fetish Level Improve [/B]
men [B]12.80 4800xp [/B]loves the cock
women [B]10.37 4100xp [/B] show me your mommy parts
autosexual [B]5.19 2000xp [/B]love yourself
exhibition [B]3.80 800xp [/B] i like an audience
fur [B]0.20 800xp [/B] yiffing, etc
smoking [B]0.40 800xp [/B]smoke my pole
virgins [B]1.60 600xp [/B] i'll be gentle
rape [B] 1.80 600xp [/B]it's no fun if they're willing
oral [B]0.40 800xp [/B]suck me beautiful
voyeur [B] 0.20 800xp [/B]i like to watch
murder [B] 0.20 800xp [/B]jerking it over the corpse
tits [B] 0.20 800xp [/B]milk me
somnophilia [B]0.20 800xp [/B]snoring is sexy
You've got [B]13 [/B]total fetishes ([B]3,736 [/B]perverted IP).
I got the fur part from looking at a statue. The murder part can cause erections from killing. Smoking was from sucking someone while they smoked.
Can anyone tell me what I'm doing wrong, I registered, changed my password and now when I type in
connect usernamehere passwordhere
it says that either the account isn't registered or my password is incorrect, despite them both being exactly right?
I just want to rape orphans :crying:
how did you change your password without logging in? use the password from the mail.
[QUOTE=Suicide Requiem;21348690]how did you change your password without logging in? use the password from the mail.[/QUOTE]
One time log in from e-mail, lets you log in by link to change the pass
Fuck. I walked into a porno and expected something good. Unfortunately, the porno gave me the "Bug Chaser" fetish. Fucking disgusting.
I also picked up the sadism fetish.
Anyway, HellMOO is easily the best MMORPG I've played. Grinding is even fun!
[QUOTE=Evil Z;20804290]rip genmac[/QUOTE]
(dead irl)
rip shezbot too
Grinding is no longer an option for me.
Those boomers they added since my hiatus are powerful as fuck, and I'm too slow with dodge to fight arachnos.
:frown:
My name is Amorphus in game :P It's ridiculous and I've only been playing a few hours. I like the descriptive realism.
Some fucker bit my dick off. Unfortunately they didn't choke on it.
Fortunately/Unfortunately I died the next night.
Trying to get into this. Note, trying.
FunnyGamer is helping me out.
My name is SHoGuNN3R in game.
Uhh, anyone who is relatively new want to meet up?
Lucas_Tai is the ingame name
will be in any port
FunnyGamer bit my dick off.
This game is now pointless. :(
[QUOTE=Rubs10;21298598]Really, I thought the girl with three dicks looked kinda fun.
Anyway, if anyone's interested, I'm "Landers".[/QUOTE]
Sup bro. It's McWild.
Shogunner's a baby who cries when his dick is bitten off.
Also I nearly choked to death, then somehow stopped, killed him, and then ran around with my status saying I'm choking and my face being blue, but I could still talk and eat and shit. I had to kill myself.
Also me and this other guy both did a fatality on an NPC at the same time and it was awesome.
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