[QUOTE=Crimelord60;18722255]does cockler still play?[/QUOTE]
I'm around somewhat
I'm the generally hated BrightendSky. Perhaps it's because I mentioned I came from here, or maybe it's because I never shut up. I think it's the talkative-ness.
Also, if anyone on here is RoboHitler, [b]fuck you[/b].
[QUOTE=XD!;18727670]To do that, go to the CA and type "delete" then "yes".
Then find some silly way to die, you'll go to heaven(when I went, God was surprisingly absent, he was there before). Also, depending on how long ago you started, they added a new part to character creation, it's where you get to choice how to spend some points(given for free) on levels in your abilities, such as cool, brawn, endurance, sense. :words:[/QUOTE]
We do? Yayz , my character is old and got to 21 age naturally :>
[CODE]MattPL drives his war saw powerfully into the mincing crackhead's chest, then rips upward, sending a fountain of blood skyward. You glimpse the mincing crackhead's still-beating heart in the wound.[/CODE]
Whatup, I'm Newton in-game, brains-poopsocker extrordinaire and head of science for DSI corp.
If any of you faggots ever give yourself a penile fracture or brain damage or Zombie Rot or whatever bullshit, just send me a page in-game like so:
[quote]page Newton I'll suck your dick if you fix my brain! durrr[/quote]
warning: you may be extorted for everything you own :buddy:
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;18745522]Whatup, I'm Newton in-game, brains-poopsocker extrordinaire and head of science for DSI corp.
If any of you faggots ever give yourself a penile fracture or brain damage or Zombie Rot or whatever bullshit, just send me a page in-game like so:
warning: you may be extorted for everything you own :buddy:[/QUOTE]
no sims for you
oh hay you two i'm Isabella we're all in the same corp.
What the fuck why does EVERYBODY have brain damage
[editline]03:15PM[/editline]
[quote]Isabella jams her katana deep into her own gut with a mad shriek.[/quote]
[quote]MattPL jams his war saw deep into his own gut with a mad shriek.[/quote]
[quote]Darkchaos fumbles around with his claws, batting idiotically at his face and neck in an attempt to kill himself, but only making light bloody cuts in his skin. Finally Darkchaos has a brainstorm, and rams a claw directly into his mouth, yanking downward to tear off his jaw and mangle his throat. He collapses to the ground, gushing blood.[/quote]
This is how you cure brain damage! :buddy:
also herpes
My collection of berserks , starts with orphans ends with zombies.
[code]Baby Connie charges at MattPL, who levels his war saw and leaps, too fast for the eye to track. They pass each other then stand still for a moment. Baby Connie chuckles, then coughs a gout of blood which turns to a gurgle as her body slides apart, bisected at the waist. MattPL smiles and wipes the blood from his war saw.
MattPL drives his war saw powerfully into scruffy Matt's chest, then rips upward, sending a fountain of blood skyward. You glimpse scruffy Matt's still-beating heart in the wound.
MattPL rips scruffy Ricky's stomach wide open with a spinning slash, then spinkicks the unlucky bastard in the chest. His spine snaps and he folds backward, sending blood and organs spurting upward in a geyser of gore.
MattPL shoves Betty's head directly through the television screen, exploding it with a shower of sparks and broken glass. You smell burning hair as Betty's body twitches and flails, then grows still.
In an instant, MattPL's war saw flashes clean through the catatonic crackbaby's middle. The catatonic crackbaby stares down dumbly for a moment, then looks up, its last fading synapses telling it what happened. The catatonic crackbaby's torso slides sideways with a hideous sound, then splats on the ground.
In an instant, MattPL's war saw flashes clean through the stumbling crackhead's middle. The stumbling crackhead stares down dumbly for a moment, then looks up, his last fading synapses telling him what happened. The stumbling crackhead's torso slides sideways with a hideous sound, then splats on the ground.
The midget crackhead says, "I just wanted pills..."
MattPL rapidly jabs his war saw twice into the skinny crackhead's face, leaving ruined red craters where his eyes once were. The skinny crackhead screams and drops to the ground, clawing at his face in a growing puddle of blood before finally growing still.
MattPL's sagebrush stick swings low and connects in a crunch, turning the mincing crackhead's kneebones into bloody shrapnel. Unable to stand, he looks up at MattPL pleadingly. A short cry is silenced when MattPL tersely brings the butt of his sagebrush stick down on the mincing crackhead's face, driving his fractured facial bones into his brain
MattPL drives his war saw powerfully into the mincing crackhead's chest, then rips upward, sending a fountain of blood skyward. You glimpse the mincing crackhead's still-beating heart in the wound.
MattPL rapidly jabs his lotus nodachi twice into the burning zombie's face, leaving ruined red craters where its eyes once were. The burning zombie screams and drops to the ground, clawing at its face in a growing puddle of bile before finally growing still.
MattPL screams, "HAAI!" and punches his lotus nodachi straight through the reeking zombie's chest with a POP. The reeking zombie's face goes slack, and you notice his weakly pulsing heart dangling from MattPL's lotus nodachi, which pokes out of his back.
The sloppy zombie lunges forward in a desperate last-ditch attack, but MattPL sidesteps, sending his foe sprawling. With a sweep of his blade, MattPL neatly severs the sloppy zombie's head, loosing a fountain of bile on the ground.
MattPL rips the hunched zombie's stomach wide open with a spinning slash, then spinkicks the unlucky bastard in the chest. Her spine snaps and she folds backward, sending bile and organs spurting upward in a geyser of sludge.
MattPL rips the hunched zombie's stomach wide open with a spinning slash, then spinkicks the unlucky bastard in the chest. Its spine snaps and it folds backward, sending bile and organs spurting upward in a geyser of sludge.
MattPL's lotus nodachi passes in a sideways flash through the burned zombie's neck. The burned zombie's scream chokes off as her head slides slowly sideways, then topples to the ground. The body quakes, then collapses, gouting a sudden volcano of clotting bile into the air which falls in thick rain around you.
MattPL rapidly jabs his lotus nodachi twice into the skinless zombie's face, leaving ruined red craters where his eyes once were. The skinless zombie screams and drops to the ground, clawing at his face in a growing puddle of bile before finally growing still.
MattPL rapidly jabs his lotus nodachi twice into the reeking zombie's face, leaving ruined red craters where its eyes once were. The reeking zombie screams and drops to the ground, clawing at its face in a growing puddle of bile before finally growing still.
MattPL darts under the burning zombie's arm and spins around, slashing his lotus nodachi across her heels to cut the achilles, forcing her to her knees. She falls backward screaming in agony, directly onto MattPL's upraised lotus nodachi, which pops out her chest.[/code]
[editline]07:48PM[/editline]
I'm a ninja : "The hunched zombie charges at MattPL, who levels his lotus nodachi and leaps, too fast for the eye to track. They pass each other then stand still for a moment. The hunched zombie chuckles, then coughs a gout of bile which turns to a gurgle as its body slides apart, bisected at the waist. MattPL smiles and wipes the bile from his lotus nodachi.
you are all gay fags
Glad this is back. I was wondering where the other thread went.
[code]Horatio says, "You know what they say..."
Horatio puts on his sunglasses.
From the manhole, you hear a distant splash.
[r/E] Eos steps aside as the rabid hound goes sprawling.
The rabid hound lunges wildly at Eos, fangs slavering.
Horatio says, "...you lie down with the Devil, you wake up in Hell."[/code]
ahaha
[editline]10:02PM[/editline]
[code]Horatio says, "Looks like our killer..."
Horatio puts on his sunglasses.
Horatio says, "...is screwed."[/code]
hohoho
Err...
No comment.
:geno:
You pet the barking puppy.
The barking puppy attacks you!
A red light flashes on the FCPD cam as it swivels toward the barking puppy.
The barking puppy lunges wildly at Jester, fangs slavering.
[b/J] Jester dodges under the barking puppy's wild leap.
The barking puppy lunges wildly at Jester, fangs slavering.
[K#*b] The K-9 enforcer's teeth rip a chunk from the barking puppy's leg.
The K-9 enforcer aims a deadly leap at the barking puppy, fangs bared.
[K###b] The K-9 enforcer's fangs sink deep, tearing a bloody steak from the barking puppy's abdomen!
The barking puppy chokes on its last terrified bark, stiffens, and collapses. It's dead.
:(
[editline]05:42AM[/editline]
Also Any female characters interested in having a pimp? You just need thigh-highs panties and a shirt, Which I'll supply. You'll get half the pay.
[QUOTE=SgtCr4zyGunz;18745696]oh hay you two i'm Isabella we're all in the same corp.[/QUOTE]
Really? I'm Lannik. We're in the same corp.
[QUOTE=Da Jester;18759518]Also Any female characters interested in having a pimp? You just need thigh-highs panties and a shirt, Which I'll supply. You'll get half the pay.[/QUOTE]
Depends on what's the pay. So far I've been doing just fine by myself.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;18764560]Depends on what's the pay. So far I've been doing just fine by myself.[/QUOTE]
if he's strong enough he could jump out while you two are fucking and then kill him
course, he'll have a cocoon and probably a bunch of pissed off corpmates, but I mean, it's still a cool idea
I'm HellHunter in game, you might know me for either screaming for help when I got almost killed by a more skilled person than me or when I got layed flat out in front of Any port while 63Emma had her way.
I managed to get my character back, but how would I delete it so I can create a new one? I think I might prefer just starting a new character with different skills.
[editline]08:34PM[/editline]
Figured out how, now I just need some suggestions for character creation choices.
Does anyone know how to get SimpleMu to install? Every time I install the fucker, it gives me simfull.exe has stopped working. And it pisses me off.
I fell down a 50m drop. I landed in water.
I fell down a 43m drop. I killed two people and a dog.
[QUOTE=Shuzup;18790505]I managed to get my character back, but how would I delete it so I can create a new one? I think I might prefer just starting a new character with different skills.
[editline]08:34PM[/editline]
Figured out how, now I just need some suggestions for character creation choices.[/QUOTE]
Climb, fists, swim, blades
[editline]06:34PM[/editline]
Also, if anyone needs a skill 22 fucker, gimme a call
[quote]
Polly opens the door to the west.
You head through the door to the west.
-description-
Scruffy Theodore fires his samaritan wildly at Polly.
BLAM!
[|||||||||||***************** ] [ -17 11/30 ] AAAAUGH! Your head!
[*********** ] [ -11 0/30 ] YEOUCH! Your head!
[T###P] Scruffy Theodore's samaritan shot blasts a gaping hole through Polly's head!
Scruffy Theodore attacks you!
You rush aggressively at scruffy Theodore.
Polly swings her butcher knife wildly in scruffy Theodore's direction.
Your mind feels less focused somehow. Durrrrr.
You giggle as you feel more brain cells dying.
You feel an ethereal hand reaching down into your body and ripping your soul free of its corporeal
prison. You rise faster, faster, through infinite space rushing toward a tunnel of bright light...
[/quote]
Fuck.
Anyways, restarted after a looong break, and now even orphans are killing me :sigh:
I've decided I'm going to try fists, crafting, and medic, I haven't decided on the last skill yet. Would these be good choices?
Do chemistry if you're going to do craft.
[QUOTE=raBBish;18806435]Fuck.
Anyways, restarted after a looong break, and now even orphans are killing me :sigh:[/QUOTE]
What the fuck.
When do orphans get guns.
I tried to make an account and play, but there seems to be some errors with Java.
[QUOTE=FunnyGamer;18815613]What the fuck.
When do orphans get guns.[/QUOTE]
That's not an orphan, that's a high level player who has been reborn. [highlight]LEARN TO GODDAMN LOOK AT A TARGET BEFORE TYPING KILL.[/highlight]
[QUOTE=koekje4life;18815959]That's not an orphan, that's a high level player who has been reborn. [highlight]LEARN TO GODDAMN LOOK AT A TARGET BEFORE TYPING KILL.[/highlight][/QUOTE]
I didn't know players can have a space in their name, like Scruffy Theodore.
Also, he killed me the second I entered that room, I didn't attack him.
Well this is frustrating. I've forgotten both the USERNAME (not the character name) and the email address i used for the username. So unless an admin can give me the email to my character, I'm fucked.
[editline]05:41PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=AwpersAreBad;18757443][code]Horatio says, "You know what they say..."
Horatio puts on his sunglasses.
From the manhole, you hear a distant splash.
[r/E] Eos steps aside as the rabid hound goes sprawling.
The rabid hound lunges wildly at Eos, fangs slavering.
Horatio says, "...you lie down with the Devil, you wake up in Hell."[/code]
ahaha
[editline]10:02PM[/editline]
[code]Horatio says, "Looks like our killer..."
Horatio puts on his sunglasses.
Horatio says, "...is screwed."[/code]
hohoho[/QUOTE]
Would've been funnier if some other player had yelled out "YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!" afterwards.
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