[QUOTE=koekje4life;18815959]That's not an orphan, that's a high level player who has been reborn. [highlight]LEARN TO GODDAMN LOOK AT A TARGET BEFORE TYPING KILL.[/highlight][/QUOTE]
Well I can't really use the look command on a quote now can i?
I can't find a good way to drop my stress level :( .
[QUOTE=Feuver;18822170]I can't find a good way to drop my stress level :( .[/QUOTE]
Smoke, wait for bladder to build up and piss, or wank/fuck
[QUOTE=Carnage2323;18823022]Smoke, wait for bladder to build up and piss, or wank/fuck[/QUOTE]
What about health?
I try to wank and I go OW OW OW.
Fondle yourself first.
OR don't wank in berserk mode?
The [b]body[/b] of tiny Cathy follows genmac through the door to the west.
what the fuck:crossarms:
Did you push it? Or did someone else push it?
is there a facepunch corp?
[QUOTE=Crimelord60;18826555]is there a facepunch corp?[/QUOTE]
There used to be.
It collapsed horribly after we rebelled against our Corp Manager, Scout1. On the side note, I took Scout1's cool glasses when we did that. :c00l:
That was one crazy coup back then.
I got raped like, right away, it was kinda bullshit.
That coup sucked, but was hilarious, he decided to 'Purge' the corp after it happened.
Then we all went on our separate ways from then on. Good times.
welp our corp leader managed to give away all our funds
[QUOTE=Dadud3;18830999]I got raped like, right away, it was kinda bullshit.[/QUOTE]
Don't bother getting pissed about rape. At some point every one of us got raped.
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[QUOTE=Feuver;18823423]What about health?
I try to wank and I go OW OW OW.[/QUOTE]
Also, this means you got a low fuck skill. I would suggest getting someone to teach you one raw.
This is actually better now that im not a 13 year orphan that kept getting raped.
Let me explain a little something about rape. Rape is a very popular game mechanic for people with a penis, especially a male person. It does not matter if you got raped, because most of you will be male anyway, and will not receive free food, err, I mean baby. Bad things happen though, because [b][highlight]IF AN ABOMINATION RAPES YOU YOU WILL GIVE BIRTH TO HIGH EXPLOSIVE ALIENS OF DOOM, NO MATTER WHAT GENDER YOU ARE.[/highlight][/b]
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Also, they'll rip your stomach open, so you're not around to witness the mass destruction of those aliens. [i]EXCEPT IF YOU HAVE BEEN RAPED IN THE ORPHANAGE[/i], which happened to me.
[QUOTE=koekje4life;18836870]Let me explain a little something about rape. Rape is a very popular game mechanic for people with a penis, especially a male person. It does not matter if you got raped, because most of you will be male anyway, and will not receive free food, err, I mean baby. Bad things happen though, because [b][highlight]IF AN ABOMINATION RAPES YOU YOU WILL GIVE BIRTH TO HIGH EXPLOSIVE ALIENS OF DOOM, NO MATTER WHAT GENDER YOU ARE.[/highlight][/b]
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Also, they'll rip your stomach open, so you're not around to witness the mass destruction of those aliens. [i]EXCEPT IF YOU HAVE BEEN RAPED IN THE ORPHANAGE[/i], which happened to me.[/QUOTE]
:geno:
[QUOTE=koekje4life;18836870]Let me explain a little something about rape. Rape is a very popular game mechanic for people with a penis, especially a male person. It does not matter if you got raped, because most of you will be male anyway, and will not receive free food, err, I mean baby. Bad things happen though, because [b][highlight]IF AN ABOMINATION RAPES YOU YOU WILL GIVE BIRTH TO HIGH EXPLOSIVE ALIENS OF DOOM, NO MATTER WHAT GENDER YOU ARE.[/highlight][/b]
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Also, they'll rip your stomach open, so you're not around to witness the mass destruction of those aliens. [i]EXCEPT IF YOU HAVE BEEN RAPED IN THE ORPHANAGE[/i], which happened to me.[/QUOTE]
Well, the first time i was raped, some guy like saved me. he like knocked the guy off me and killed him.
I was once going on a rape/murder spree in the orphanage to get my fuck skill up along with the occasional pedophilia boost.
I accidentally raped a player, but I managed to not disembowel him.
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Honestly if you make a character with a name really similar to a name the orphan NPC's use you deserve whatever happens entirely.
[QUOTE=Carnage2323;18833394]Don't bother getting pissed about rape. At some point every one of us got raped.
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I haven't been raped...yet, I have raped though. :smug:
[QUOTE=FunnyGamer;18838818]I was once going on a rape/murder spree in the orphanage to get my fuck skill up along with the occasional pedophilia boost.
I accidentally raped a player, but I managed to not disembowel him.
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Honestly if you make a character with a name really similar to a name the orphan NPC's use you deserve whatever happens entirely.[/QUOTE]
is your characters name Son?
No.
FunnyGamer. :v:
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I'm online a lot so send me a message if you need some help on basic things.
lol, i dont know what happened but i think i got attacked by a shark somehow when i fell down a well. and swam through the sewers.
Does this game actually have visuals?
if you count the letters A-Z and numbers and symbols as visuals, then yes. it does have visuals.
[QUOTE=gRuKz;18844073]Does this game actually have visuals?[/QUOTE]
It's a MUD. Basically Text based.
i mean, theres the map but thats about it for visuals.
Here's a tip, join a corporation as soon as you can. This game is so much funner when you have people you can trust to talk to.
Also, if you use firearms, make sure to inspect them after every couple of battles, they tend to become damaged very fast. Oh, and [B]never[/B] dry fire a gun, you can break it with just 2-3 of them. I've lost at least $10,000 worth of Berettas and .22 revolvers that way.
It's always nice to learn by yourself in the first few hours, though.
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