League of Legends V2 - "Just the luck of the draw."
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someone once told me to play as ap mundo ....
[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;24773765]beardy 2: *farts*
PIKCHUR[/QUOTE]
Why weren't you getting those items as Akali already?
[QUOTE=fruityfruit;24778028]i feel you shogun im on a losing spree at the moment[/QUOTE]
Add me. You're on NA, right? I am determined to end this 7-game leaver streak.
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Who said Urgot is UP. I was 14-2-13 until all our stuff got pushed and teammates kept running off. We woulda won except Nidalee went AFK after 20 mins and Akali went AFK like 18 mins.
[QUOTE=Ninja_Blue;24781904]Why weren't you getting those items as Akali already?[/QUOTE]
i was getting those items other than lich and bom.
Zilean has 2 kage picks.
Why
IDK but it made it obvious that he would be a leaver.
[QUOTE=Dwragon82997;24783643][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/785335/omurgot.png[/img]
Who said Urgot is UP. I was 14-2-13 until all our stuff got pushed and teammates kept running off. We woulda won except Nidalee went AFK after 20 mins and Akali went AFK like 18 mins.[/QUOTE]
urgot does no damage lategame because armor pen doesnt affect acid hunter
Im going to buy kog, good idea?
*waits for nintendo-guy to say yes*
Yes. 10% of hp each attack is good.
[QUOTE=NoShogun;24782261]Add me. You're on NA, right? I am determined to end this 7-game leaver streak.[/QUOTE]
ok i added you
[QUOTE=Stripez;24786893]*waits for nintendo-guy to say yes*[/QUOTE]
[editline]09:07PM[/editline]
kog is awesome
What's a good item build for tank Garen?
[QUOTE=Phir3;24787507]What's a good item build for tank Garen?[/QUOTE]
bom and 5 sunfires
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;24787154][editline]09:07PM[/editline]
kog is awesome[/QUOTE]
the truth and nothing but the truth
anyone who says otherwise is spending way to much time on league of legends forums, which is worse then spuf
Boots of Swiftness, Sunfre, Sunfire, Sunfire.
Throw in either Banshees or Randuins.
I just went 8-0 as Shen and got called a scrub...
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We also won because I tanked/solo'd towers.
[QUOTE=Phir3;24787507]What's a good item build for tank Garen?[/QUOTE]
Sunfire Garen is just stupidly OP
[QUOTE=Ninja_Blue;24788123]I just went 8-0 as Shen and got called a scrub...
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We also won because I tanked/solo'd towers.[/QUOTE]
One guy said I sucked because the enemy team could stop me as Xin Zhao, lol
Sion literally rapes xz early game
[QUOTE=Blueridge;24788784]One guy said I sucked because the enemy team could stop me as Xin Zhao, lol
Sion literally rapes xz early game[/QUOTE]
Stuns > Soft Disables. Taric in the right hands destroys him too.
I really hope they buff Jax well, because he is currently the weakest melee carry and a freaking item counters him
AP Taric's stuns do massive damage
[editline]10:52PM[/editline]
What item?
NSFW [url]http://www.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=246318[/url]
[quote]Hi I'm writing a delightful League of Legends fan fic, I plan to add to it at least one time each day, the story revolves around Garan and the events that follow his brutal break up with his long time boy friend Ezreal, if you have any suggestions for how to write in the rest of the characters or something like that feel free to say so, but for now please enjoy:
Garan's gay *** adventure
Garan was excited as he aproched the small cabin where he was sure to find Ezreal it had been months since they had spend any real time together and Garan had only one thing on his mind. He walked into the petite stucture and exclamed, "sirprise!" Ezreal was walking from the bedroom was got caught off gaurd by Garans arival he looked nervously back to the bed room and back to Garan "your not soposed to be here", he said. Garan noticed him looking back to the bed room and suddenly noticed the faint sound of crying coming from that direction, quickly me made his way into the room before Ezreal could protest. Once there he saw Amumu crouched in the corner and crying softly. "I thought you had this problem under control Ezreal" Garan said commandingly "I'm sorry" Ezreal tried to explain "I just found him wandering around the desert and i couldn't help myself" "I don't wanna hear it Ezreal" Garan snipped, he was becoming increasing emotional and his eyes were tearing up "Ezreal if you keep doing this we can't be together, your taking my heart on a rollercoster of pain and I won't have it". Ezreal's guilt kept him from keeping eye contact and he said nothing. "I'm going now" Garan said in between tears, by now he was fully crying "It's over Ezreal I can' take it anymore". Ezreal did not protest as Garan left he only thought of taking another slice of Amumu's suble mummy ass.
As garan walked sadly back towards Demacia he was caught off gaurd by Katarina. She aproached him from behind and put her arms around him carressing his broading manly Garan chest. "what's wrong Garan" she said softly into his ear. "It's over between me and Ezreal, he's at it again" Garan said trying to ignore his lust for his *** rival Kararina. "let me take your mind off it" Kararina said as she reached her hand into Garan's pants and began rubbing is Warrior ****. Soon Garan was undressed and on his hands and knees, Raging Garan ***** in hand. Katarina was Nude behind him as she put on her huge stap on and began ramming Garan's Buns of steel. it was a matter of moments and Garan couldn't take it any more Katarina knew exactly what type of ass ****ing he liked most and she was prepared to administer any type of punishment. Garan's **** exploded in his hand sending a wave of Semen onto the ground in front of him. This didn't stop Katarina though, she continued to pilage his ass hole until he collaped under the pressure and still contuned to garan's **** hole was nothing but a bloody pulp. when she finally got off him he was past out in the street right where they ****ed, "is that all you can take?" she muttered as she walked away into the shadows.
Garan awoke in Hiemerdinger's home, to the sound of Corki enjoying hiem's latest ass ****ing mechine. Everyone know's Corki loves Hiemerdingers inventions, especially the ones that **** his ass. "what happened?" Garan said "we found you in the middle of the street with your clothes gone and your ass bloody" Hiemerdinger said. Garan then remember's the events that took place the previous evening, and feels a wave of despair that he is no longer butt buddies with Ezreal. "I gotta go" Garan said and quickly made his leave.
While walking down the street Garan past the local gay bar, a place he and Ezreal used to frequent, as they walked in Ezreal would say "I wanna take you to a gay bar" a delightful refrence to a delightful lyric, but this was in the past now. Garan enters the bar and sits down next to a barbaic looking fellow, "hey" says the fellow "hey" responds Garan, they gat to talking and the fellow reveals that his name is Tryndamere, and he is just passing though town. the two left the bar and returned to Garans house for some super hot gay ***. "I Find myself ****ing everything lately" Tryn Explained "I just have this endlessly raging ****". Garan was pleased to here it but when he twitched his horny ass hole at the thought of it he realized we was still too sore from last night "I ussually prefure to play the catcher" Garan responded "But I had a bit of a rough night last night so if we're gonna do the nasty, I'll have to pitch tonight". Tryndamere was a little reluctant "I've never taken it beore" he said. Garans eyes widened at the thought of his virgin barbarian ass. "don't worry" he said "I'll break you in". soon they were undressed and Tryndamere was bent over and enoying the pain of Garans man **** being thrusted deep inside him. Garan was resisting the earge to *** as he slid in and out of Tryndameres tight ass hole, he decided to take his mind off it by reaching around and vigorously rubbing Tryndameres Tribal extention. as soon as Garans Bear claw of a hand was around his **** Tryn knew he wouldn't last much longer, It was a matter of seconds untill both of them Orgasmed simaltaniously. They slept well that night, but in the morning Tryndamere was gone, adding a greater sense of rejection to Garans depression.
Garan decided to go for a walk to clear his mind, He was feeling very emotional lately and figured it might be good to have some time to himself. while walking though the woods he encountered a small boy riding on the back of a yeti traveling in the oposite direction. He recigniced this boy as Nunu. Nunu had been one of Ezreals previous unconstenting *** intrestests and as a result hired a yeti to protect him. How ever Nunu soon realized he had grown to emencely enjoy have gay ***, so the yeti would also become his parter when need be. Garan knowing all this figured he could use a good **** and aproched the pair with a propisition of some hot steammy Garan ass, in exchange for a taste of yeti ****. Nunu quickly agreed and soon the trio was unclothed at going at it. Nunu stood behind Garan, who was on his knees, and fingered his ******* handsomly, meanwhile Garan stuffed his throught with the 10 inch yeti ****, and rubbed his member fiercely. This position was extreamly erotic for Garan and to make the pleasure last longer soon proposed a change. Next garan leened agaist a tree and had his ass hole filled with yeti ****, while Nunu wrapped his boy lips around his furious ****, and rubbed his little *****, soon none of the participants could stand it, and they all spilled their cream right there in the forest, it was a bit of a mess, but after a short rest they decided to go there seperate ways.
After walking a short distance longer Garan decided to camp out for the night. He built a small fire and slept on the ground near it. while alseep he was suddenly awaken by a large man wearing a bear fur. If anyone looked like a good **** it was this guy, so Garan decided to use his silver tounge to perswaide him into it, "who are you", Garan questioned "I am Udyr" the man responded revealing to Garan that this hot piece of ass was named Udyr. "wanna ****?" Garan asked next, "hell yes" Udyr quickly responded. soon Garan was taking it hard in the ass once again, Udyr was a master at butt ****ing, changing stances in rappid succession, first bear stance, then phoenix, then turtle and then bear again, soon Garan's ******* was as raw and excited as it's ever been, noting this Udyr finished him off with his rapid tiger stance, filling his tunnels with silky white ***. exhausted the two men spooned for the rest of the night. In the morning Udyr was gone, another rejection and Garan was starting to doubt his abilty to be a good ****, perhaps his ass hole just isn't as tight as it used to be.
In order to gain back some self respect Garan decided to see if there was a way he could repare his gaping ass hole to it's former ****able self. He heard of a doctor in a nearby town, not much but a doctor is a doctor none the less. When he got to town he found the office of Dr. Mundo. He walked in and said "I'm here to see Dr.Mundo". "I am Mundo" a large purple man responced. "well" Garan began, a little startled at the doctors apearance "I'm here to see if you could fix a problem for me", Dr.Mundo's expression did not change "let me just show you" Garan dropped his pants to reveal his sloppy loose ass hole, in responce to this Dr.Mundo took out his purple PH **** and started to **** Garan hard in the ass. "what are you doing" Garan exclaimed in between pleasuerable rape thrusts "Mundo ****'s what he pleases" the docter responded, by now Garan was enjoying the **** too much to protest and rubbed his Garan **** off just in time for Mundo to finish with his ass. Unfortinatly this did not solve Garans loose ass problem and he was on his way looking for another solution.
While traveling through the town Garan found some information on a gem fanactic healer named Taric who didn't live too far away, and the best part was Taric is a huge raging gay ******, so Garan was hoping to get his freshly tightened ass nice and ****ed. on Garan's way to see Taric he encountered a strange looking woman, she was a like a goat unicorn or something. Her name was Soraka, and she loved to have her horn rubbed, after a while of Garan rubbing her horn while she rubbed his digle, they desided they could both stand for a good ****. "don't worry about poking my ass hole from the inside with your horn" Garan said "I'm on my way to get it fixed up as it is". "In that case I wont hold back" soraka responded, and she shoved her horn violently into Garans gaping **** slit, lifting him on the ground and cutting him from the inside, blood gushed out of Garans horny ass but he didn't care, the only thing he could think of was how great soraka's hand felt around his ****, soon he was cumming and he didn't even know realize as blood and semen rained down apon Soraka's head. Garan returned to the ground and suddenly felt healed, he looked back at soraka a bit confused "I'm a healer" she admitted "are you ready for round two?" Garan licked his lips with excitement. They must have had 10 or so more rounds of violent *** before Soraka finally got bored, before she left she tried to heal Garan, but she couldn't get him back to 100% so he continued on toward Taric, the Gem Knight.
meanwhile Ezreal was staying busy with Amumu, who was still not enjoying one second of being raped by the raging homosexual pedophile. When Ezreal went into town to get some supplies Amumu took advange of the time to look for a way out, he found a secret door to a basement where he saw a little girl with pink hair in a pink dress. "let's be friends" Amumu said, but the little girl misunderstood, perhaps she thought he as Ezreal coming back for some more kiddy ****, or perhaps it was Amumu's aluring mummy sent that hot her hot, either way he wasn't about to pass up this opertunity for some sweet puss, so he whipped out his bandage wrapped **** and began to **** her hard. she squeeled with excitement as Amumu thusted inside her, after several minutes Amumu desided he wanted something a bit tighter and pulled out, having the girl who later revealed her name was Annie get on her hands and knees. he then stuck his mummy **** in your tight ass and started ****ing slowly as she moaned with pleasure, he had his left hand on her hip and he used is free hand to finger her snatch. A few minutes passed and Amumu filled her ass with his dusty mummy cream and pulled out. Annie fell to the ground exhausted. "do you wanna leave with me?" Amumu said "I like it here Annie said, Ezreal knows just how to **** me right" she responed "ok" Amumu said and he made his leave.
Amumu excaped through an open window and ran into a nearby forest. he continued to run until he was stopped by three ninjas, the said that their names were Shen, Akali, and Kennen and that they would like to return balance to the world. when Amumu asked how they wanted to achieve balance they explained with a demenstration, all three of them quickly undress and the two male ninjas(shen and kennen) sandwitched the only girl in the group(Akali), her facial expression was one of per exticy as she was double teamed by two ninja cocks. with Shen doing her from the front and Kennen sticking it in her rear it didn't look like she was gonna last much longer, a bit caught off guard by the developement Amumu left before this progressed any further, he come to a small hut in the for forest and nocked on the door. A man covered from head to two in gem armor opened the door to greet him.
Ezreal returned home to find Amumu missing and was furious, if any one found out his secrete he would be sure to go to jail, however when he considered that pedophiles are offen *** slaves in jail he decided this was not such a bad fate and talk Annie to come with him to the court house and explain what had happened. when they got to the court house Ezreal turned himself in and Annie was taken to foster care, and given a teddy bear to console her. While in jail Ezrail was cell mates with a man called Twisted Fate, the enjoyed frequent gay butt *** together, and Twisted Fate was always a generous lover, with creative and magical tricks that he brought to the bed room or in this case jail cell.
Garan finnally made it to Taric's hut and he knocked on the door, Taric answered the door and Garan began to explain "I need your help..." when he was caught off gaurd by seeing Amumu in Taric's house. He stared in the direction of the sad mummy and Taric turned to see what was wrong. "He was there" Amumu said "he didn't help me, he just let it happen" Taric realizing this turned towards Garan and said "you are but glass waiting to be shattered" Garan just couldn't get a break "please" he protested "I need you to return my ass to its formor youth" Taric slammed the door in his face and a few seconds later Garan was on his way again looking for a new solution to his gay ass dileama.[/quote]
if you're going to make a gay fanfic you might as well go to school and learn proper english.
more like GAYren amirite
[editline]11:16PM[/editline]
If anyone has the slap your shit Morde pic can you post it here thanks
