League of Legends V2 - "Just the luck of the draw."
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um ravens are crows.
Here we go.
The earliest account of Swain's existence comes from a Noxian infirmary doctor's notes. According to them, Swain limped into the ward without cry or complaint; his right leg was snapped in half, with bone protruding from the skin. A small, scowling bird seemed affixed to his shoulder. The doctor gawked in horror as the young adolescent answered questions about his health and age with a calm, even stare. Even behind the echoing crack as the sand counterweights reset his tibia, Swain's measuring gaze never flickered, nor did his eyes twitch from the pop of his fibula. He refused the doctor's recommendation of magical treatment for the leg's inoperable damage, requesting only a spare crutch before shuffling away. He next surfaced in documents from the Noxian military, although it is evident that they are incomplete. Normally a crippled boy would be turned away in shame from Noxus' proud legion, but the records indicate his first designation was that of a ranking officer.
The men who've served under him (and survived) have remained in his charge with unshakable faith and loyalty. He leapt through the High Command's hierarchy, often ascending when superiors requested demotions to join his unit. A cunning strategist, Swain was decorated after every battle he fought, regularly hobbling in contemplation at the front of the assault. His rise to power seemed unceasing until he was suddenly relegated to inactive status prior to the Ionian Invasion - a bewildering decision which reeked of bureaucratic subversion. If Swain was upset by the events which unfolded, he never belied it. HIs face was so implacable that it was popularly rumored to be a mask, disguising something utterly inhuman beneath. More controversy surrounded the bird that never left his shoulder, whose name he whispered only to it. When Demacia escalated its presence in the League, Swain was immediately returned to active duty.
[editline]05:37PM[/editline]
Ravens are crows but not all crows are ravens.
Funfact: Blue Jays are crows.
fucking mother fucker i am trying to buy this game but i cannot a working link to do it through their website
i already have the trial but i feel like buying it it owns they deserve it and i want new characters
[QUOTE=valiant.;25099592]fucking mother fucker i am trying to buy this game but i cannot a working link to do it through their website
i already have the trial but i feel like buying it it owns they deserve it and i want new characters[/QUOTE]
uh its free, you have to win games to buy more characters (or spend money).
ugh get out.
[QUOTE=Flamingo;25099708]uh its free, you have to win games to buy more characters (or spend money).[/QUOTE]
collectors edition
[QUOTE=Blueridge;25099955]collectors edition[/QUOTE]
yeah, but he said he had the trial
Kog'Maws
Kog'Maws everywhere
[editline]02:14AM[/editline]
It's not safe to play tank this week, gotta save up for Akali
Anyone want to play a quick game?
[QUOTE=valiant.;25099592]fucking mother fucker i am trying to buy this game but i cannot a working link to do it through their website
i already have the trial but i feel like buying it it owns they deserve it and i want new characters[/QUOTE]
Hello douchebag from the griefing thread who is bad at griefing. Go back to MW2
aaaaaaaaaaanyway... Can't wait for Swain but ugh I want Galio so badly.
wow don't call phanny a douchebag
can anyone post the new patch notes?
[QUOTE=kookee;25101712]can anyone post the new patch notes?[/QUOTE]
there isn't a patch???
AzuuCookie (7:50): ur just mad cuz im on a higher level than u are
uh oh
get on my level
[QUOTE=elevator13;25101754]there isn't a patch???[/QUOTE]
ohh my bad
[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;25099147]um ravens are crows.[/QUOTE]
oh
[editline]03:23AM[/editline]
CAWCAWCAWCAWACAWCAWCAW
then
So many great champions this week.
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX6RNsWORHc"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX6RNsWORHc[/URL]
WCG LoL USA
Phreak is super cool announcer but the other guy SUPER ANNOYING(learn the game man b4 you announce for it)
pretty sick game
[QUOTE=NoShogun;25101669]Hello douchebag from the griefing thread who is bad at griefing. Go back to MW2
aaaaaaaaaaanyway... Can't wait for Swain but ugh I want Galio so badly.[/QUOTE]
I have galio... and I never play him. He is just plain terrible.
[QUOTE=sgman91;25103895]I have galio... and I never play him. [b]He is just plain terrible.[/b][/QUOTE]
thats coming from someone who haven't even played galio
He is a bad tank compared to other tanks and a bad burst damage champ compared to other burst champs. His ult is also completely useless against even semi-competent teams (treads completely nullify it).
[QUOTE=sgman91;25103956]He is a bad tank compared to other tanks and a bad burst damage champ compared to other burst champs. His ult is also completely useless against even semi-competent teams (treads completely [b]nullify[/b] it).[/QUOTE]do you really understand that word? only reason that its banned on ranked games is insane ulti.. why would that be a bad tank?
even if you have that reasons why the hell you bought him? :)
> Galio
> horrible
hahaha
Galio is a fucking boss.
I bought him right when he came out and I didn't know better. His ult is useless. You either stun him out of it in no time flat or you run out with mercury treads. (especially if your a ranged champ since your already on the outside of the circle)
Ashe and Twitch represent, Although I did play a few rounds as Alistair way back
Everyone whines when I play Twitch.
SONA|SORAKA(tank build or AP/HEALTH)|ALISTAR |XIN|YI or another DPS
cuz I never roll out soraka if I aint got a sona cuz they are invisible.especially as lane partners
Had no clue this thread existed
Just started this game a couple of days ago to play with my irl friends
EDIT: My summoner name is Zephaniah Mann btw
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