I don't blame you; all those Kolechians look the same to me.
Damn foreigners.
[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;40374601]I don't blame you; all those Kolechians look the same to me.
Damn foreigners.[/QUOTE]
The pictures arent always gender obvious, and i usually get combo'd with a crazy name too
Doesn't hurt to make sure by using the investigate mode.
That's why I use investigate mode on the Entry Permits passport code, since I am too lazy to check over it myself.
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;40374679]Doesn't hurt to make sure by using the investigate mode.
That's why I use investigate mode on the Entry Permits passport code, since I am too lazy to check over it myself.[/QUOTE]
Normally the Passport codes don't have a minute change, like a different number in the middle of it. It'll be an entirely different number all together.
Egh, day 6 and 7 my rent was higher than my pay. Guess that means I need to clear people faster?
[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;40374704]Normally the Passport codes don't have a minute change, like a different number in the middle of it. It'll be an entirely different number all together.[/QUOTE]
[i]Gotta be sure.[/i]
So sometimes a dude appears with no passport, since i cant put a stamp on it, i cant deny him entry and the game goes stuck. How do i tell him to fuck off from my booth.
[QUOTE=Zeneros;40375001]So sometimes a dude appears with no passport, since i cant put a stamp on it, i cant deny him entry and the game goes stuck. How do i tell him to fuck off from my booth.[/QUOTE]
The bottom right of the screen there's a red button you can press. Click that, then click on the desk infront of you and then click on the rule in the reference book that says people need passports.
Clicking the desk represents that the person has failed to provide something needed for their approval. Then you click on the respective rule for the item they lack.
Holy shit there should be a huge red message in the OP that says "IF YOU GET STUCK READ THE RULEBOOK AGAIN YES THAT MEANS YOU PERSON WHO GOT STUCK ON THE GUY WITH NO PAPERS"
It's turning into a really bad joke.
And as someone already posted:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onkkKN_m9Lo[/media]
Ha, I told my boss about this at work.
He comes back to me and tells me how the guy shows up without a passport and says "OK, here we go." He tried to shut the shutter because he thought he was trying to assassinate him, then apparently couldn't figure out how to get passed the part without help from the internet.
:(
I know so many people who slammed the shutters because they thought that he was going to kill them. :v:
But yeah, rule book is the best book, always use it to point out discrepancies.
The Cobrastanian is actually an Arstotskan agent sent to check on the diligence and aptitude of all workers in Arstotzkan institutes, much like a secret shopper.
It's his job to weed out the Inept by presenting them with something that is obvious but out of the ordinary, that's why you get a Citation when dealing with him because the M.O.A is watching him and thus you.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wx5JNtF.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=maqzek;40374400]I really wish I could drag around the stamp instead of dragging the passport around and aligning it. The game just begs for just grabbing the stamp and smashing big fat DENIED in the passport, or accurately aligned GRANTED in the square. Alternatively, I would so like to stamp fake passports with DENIED all over it. Doing it the current way just doesn't cut it.
Unfortunately, I think the developer said he wanted that but some technical thing prevented him from doing it.[/QUOTE]
When I read this I imagined this game in the style of Surgeon Simulator 2013. Glorious.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1366623504331.png[/img]
Little cheat sheet
[QUOTE=Skellyhell;40374613]The pictures aren't always gender obvious, and i usually get combo'd with a crazy name too.[/QUOTE]
I recently got a woman named Lima, her passport had the name "Loma" and the same last name.
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/251301/ODA/removekolech.png[/img]
arstotzka has wisdom of the falcon
remove kolech from premises
Had a hilarious moment:
Guy walks in, his passport shows "f"
Me: "What gender are you?"
Guy: "Im a woman"
*made a scan, he is clearly a male*
*literally showed him a photo*
Guy: "Im a woman"
uhh...
I imagine this game would be absolutely amazing to play drunk with friends.
Why are so many stripper immigrating? :v:
Also I want a paper shredder to shred stripper pamphlets, cries for help, and citations. :v:
Also I love the [sp]dude who keeps not having the right stuff, with the passport that says "Cobrastan"[/sp]
He reminds me of Oskar from Hey Arnold for some reason.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;40379366]Why are so many stripper immigrating? :v:[/QUOTE]
I think the idea is that the girls are having passports and entrance info provided to them in exchange for agreeing to working in that particular club. Considering how desperate some people are to jump ship from one [del] oppressive state[/del] glorious workers paradise to another it'd make sense that some people would take whatever chance they could get.
Also there's that bit with the [sp]note you're given later on by one of the girls. Can't remember the specifics of it though aside from its request for you to turn away that one dude[/sp]
[QUOTE=Archimedes;40379545]I think the idea is that the girls are having passports and entrance info provided to them in exchange for agreeing to working in that particular club. Considering how desperate some people are to jump ship from one [del] oppressive state[/del] glorious workers paradise to another it'd make sense that some people would take whatever chance they could get.
Also there's that bit with the [sp]note you're given later on by one of the girls. Can't remember the specifics of it though aside from its request for you to turn away that one dude[/sp][/QUOTE]
And yet somehow [sp]they all wind up murdered[/sp].
Also I wish I could get Uncle and Step-Mother to move out. They place great burden on hungry family!
[QUOTE=ewitwins;40379577]And yet somehow [sp]they all wind up murdered[/sp].
[/QUOTE]
It's clearly all the Kolechians doing.
They cannot be trusted.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;40379577]And yet somehow [sp]they all wind up murdered[/sp].[/QUOTE]
Just a question: Did you [sp]catch the murderer in the newspaper[/sp] or [sp]imprison the guy who that one woman warns you about?[/sp] I can't remeber that ever happening to me and I did both the previous mentioned things.
[sp]I think the choices at this point are irrelevant and that header is more or less there to confirm the players possible suspicion of there being a large scale human trafficking ring going on in Arstotzka.[/sp]
[editline]22nd April 2013[/editline]
Wait nevermind I'm wrong and dumb
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;40379657]Just a question: Did you [sp]catch the murderer in the newspaper[/sp] or [sp]imprison the guy who that one woman warns you about?[/sp] I can't remeber that ever happening to me and I did both the previous mentioned things.[/QUOTE]
Yeah iirc [sp]everyone gets killed[/sp] if you don't [sp]detain Dani Ludum[/sp]
On a side note, I have the names Vince Lestraude and Dani Ludum burned into my head after trying so hard to remember them :v:.
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