[QUOTE=BrickInHead;40385405]so the up to date version on the website seems to be down, anyone have a mirror?
[editline]22nd April 2013[/editline]
i want to try this.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, mirror please.
eh WAIT it seems to be working now!
Ima be in the game
[t] http://filesmelt.com/dl/sasdddss.png[/t]
Just a sec, I'll toss a link up.
[url=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/40378683/PapersPlease-0.5.11-Win.zip]Here it is![/url]
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;40385490]Just a sec, I'll toss a link up.
[url=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/40378683/PapersPlease-0.5.11-Win.zip]Here it is![/url][/QUOTE]
I can't load that either for some reason...huh.
[editline]23rd April 2013[/editline]
Can somebody upload on filesmelt or something I can't get dropbox to load.
[QUOTE=Lt_C;40384336]I made a fun little fanart. The linework is a bit messy but it is from BEST COUNTRY ALL COUNTRIES.
[t]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/112/8/6/passport__please_by_lt_commander-d62olwf.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
You should probably change Република part to Ре[B]с[/B]публика and KOLБСПА to КОЛЕЧИЯ (or КОЛЕЧIЯ to make it more Belorussian looking)
(I know it's an fictional country, so the dialect and words could be different, but most cyrillic stuff looks and sounds the same and isn't hard to pronounce if you know it)
The Last Crusade was on Spike earlier. I couldn't help but think of this game.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7leq8DldrdY[/media]
DETAINED
Wish to hear joke?
Kolechian walks into bar
just kidding, Kolechia does not have the technical expertise or resources to produce alcohol or glass
[QUOTE=maqzek;40385740]You should probably change Република part to Ре[B]с[/B]публика and KOLБСПА to КОЛЕЧИЯ (or КОЛЕЧIЯ to make it more Belorussian looking)
(I know it's an fictional country, so the dialect and words could be different, but most cyrillic stuff looks and sounds the same and isn't hard to pronounce if you know it)[/QUOTE]
Wow, thanks. Changed. I hate having to resort to google translate but I don't want to commit actually learning a cyrillic language for the sake of accuracy.
[t]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/112/d/6/passport__please_by_lt_commander-d62olwf.jpg[/t]
[I]Kolechia thanks you, friend.[/I]
so what did you idiots get the cobrastanman paper alert changed to
something even more obvious than the citation
It's a quicktime event now.
"you have 3 seconds to press X to check if passport exists."
i just played through the game the first time
Jorji is the best
Anyone who knows a fair amount of people on facebook, I recommend posting about this game there. Get the word out about this incredibly unique game NOW.
Wow this game was great, though the damn height differences always got me. Glory to Arstotzka!
Also hope my character Shawnaski Womanvoita gets picked as an immigrant.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/tPKuDdN.jpg[/img]
[b]The Fresh Comrade of East Grestin[/b]
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
Now line up, show your papers, just stand right there
And I'll tell you how I became an inspector on the border we share.
In East Grestin Arstotzka, born and raised,
In the factory was where I spent most of my days,
Manufacturin', laborin', working with tools,
And spending 2 days a week over at the State School
When some Kolechian scum, who were up to no good
Started dropping bombs on my neighborhood!
We got in one little war and the world got scared,
And said "You better make peace, and put a checkpoint right there."
I walked into my booth about seven or eight
And I said to this migrant "Comrade, show your papers!"
Took a look at his passport, it said KOLECHIA there!
So I stamped it [DENIED], on the border we share.
This is a great game, I let that poor old crazy guy in. Felt like a bro.
[QUOTE=BenJammin';40386563]This is a great game, I let that poor old crazy guy in. Felt like a bro.[/QUOTE]
I love how his terrible forged passport is called "Pezpert" in the game files :v:
How do you help out your family with sickness and food?
[QUOTE=Pie108;40386724]How do you help out your family with sickness and food?[/QUOTE]
WORK HARDER.
And consider heat over food, since that'll keep them from becoming sick (well, at least for a while longer), and balance it out between food and heat afterwards.
Just noticed the expiry date on the Pezpert reads "2013,10.1". Was that when the first alpha was released or something?
I like how denying everyone as quickly as you can is usually more profitable than reading the documents.
I made $60 with 27 people processed. (The only person I let through was the crazy guy)
Also, is it possible to get all the badges in one playthrough?
How in the living fuck is this game so addicting, this isn't supposed to hook me in.
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;40383991]On like, the third day you get the ability to fingerprint people with nonmatching photos or different names.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but, when they have the same name and no aliases what do you do?
[editline]23rd April 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;40385483]Ima be in the game
[t] http://filesmelt.com/dl/sasdddss.png[/t][/QUOTE]
* If you submit a joke name, make sure it's funny.
[editline]23rd April 2013[/editline]
Also the theme music for this game is amazing.
I found out that part of Day 8 is in the files. It includes the last encounter with the fake passport guy as well.
Here it is, spoiler tagged if you want to save the suprise.
[sp]> Denied
" @I told you not to come back.
" This is crap.
" You know what? Forget it.
" Arstotzka worst country.
" You worst person.
Same dialog as usual if you Approve his passport. Not sure if this last time he has a correct passport and stuff, but it seems he might have.[/sp]
[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;40388834]I found out that part of Day 8 is in the files. It includes the last encounter with the fake passport guy as well.
Here it is, spoiler tagged if you want to save the suprise.
[sp]> Denied
" @I told you not to come back.
" This is crap.
" You know what? Forget it.
" Arstotzka worst country.
" You worst person.
Same dialog as usual if you Approve his passport. Not sure if this last time he has a correct passport and stuff, but it seems he might have.[/sp][/QUOTE]
[sp]Aww. I'm sad now.[/sp]
[QUOTE=l l;40388100]Yeah but, when they have the same name and no aliases what do you do?[/QUOTE]
Use the inspection mode thing on the text saying "no known aliases" and the name in the passport.
[sp]He can't leave so early! He needs to be there the entire game, always 1 step behind the regulations! :([/sp]
Hmm, is level 9 the end?
Because all my family died at the end of day 9 and I got a thanks for playing message, but if I try to continue that game from the main menu the game crashes
