• Evony: The Ranting.
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Those IMVU ads also keep getting weirder and weirder, by the way.
You forgot this one. [img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/353/evonyw.jpg [/img]
Well, the ads are funny, unlike those interactive video ads(the ones that play a real life advertisement of a product, and you can't stop it). Whats next for their ads? Videos of nearly naked women asking you to join them or save them?
[QUOTE=Adsone;19082729][img]http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5001/evony.png[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.bruceongames.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Evony-porn-girls.jpg[/img] :raise:
[QUOTE=raBBish;19086185][img]http://www.bruceongames.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Evony-porn-girls.jpg[/img] :raise:[/QUOTE]Do I sense a lawsuit?
[QUOTE=Mark£d_OÑ£;19086002]You forgot this one. [img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/353/evonyw.jpg [/img][/QUOTE] :q:
[QUOTE=Mark£d_OÑ£;19086002]You forgot this one. [img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/353/evonyw.jpg [/img][/QUOTE] I like how 'Evony' isn't even on the picture
[QUOTE=Adsone;19082883]No, it's hot, do you go to Redtube for a good laugh?[/QUOTE] Occasionally.
I made an account just to see what it was like, and to no surprise it had no pimpin' ladies. It was a shitty looking game which had no playability and I lasted 5 or 10 minutes :downs:
[QUOTE=Mark£d_OÑ£;19086002]You forgot this one. [img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/353/evonyw.jpg [/img][/QUOTE] dats my favorite one yo, rly got me thumpin into this game lookin for ragin erections and the like
[QUOTE=raBBish;19086185][img]http://www.bruceongames.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Evony-porn-girls.jpg[/img] :raise:[/QUOTE] Oh god I think my dad has that.
Funny how none of the ads relate to the game whatsoever. All it is is a shitty RTS that is indeed free, but the free version is extremely limited.
Found some more stuff. According to [url=http://www.bruceongames.com/2009/07/15/more-about-evony/]this blog post[/url], The guy who runs Evony has connections to Chinese MMO gold mining and was sued by Microsoft. [quote]The game itself is so flaky and bugged that it is very easy for things you have paid good money for to just disappear. Lots of people are losing money this way. And, surprise, surprise, Evony never give a refund. The advertising for Evony consists of fairly lurid female imagery. These images were mostly lifted from lingerie catalogues and, amazingly, have zero relevance whatsoever to the game. Evony are carpetbombing game websites with these adverts using multiple accounts of Google AdWords. When website owners block one source of these adverts another appears. Site owners have complained repeatedly to Google, but to no avail. But advertising isn’t the only marketing going on. Evony are using automated spam programmes to add comments to articles on blog sites. Not once or twice. No, they are blanketing game related blogs with comments that advertise the game. Exactly what you would expect of a Chinese gold farmer.[/quote] "Girl in Evony Ad Slowly Shedding Clothing" [url]http://www.gamervision.com/gamer/coop/news/article/girl_in_evony_ad_slowly_shedding_clothing[/url] [img]http://gamervision.com/contributed/1248298020DnugKHbbBH.jpg[/img] Female Evony players. :byodood: [media]http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r246/greyeyes231/S6301272.jpg [url]http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/Shadewhisper/evony/evony1.jpg[/url] [url]http://205.photobucket.com/albums/bb244/Bogart_TR/QueenPhoto.jpg[/url] [url]http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/tt103/Lady_Melime/PictureorVideo003.jpg[/url][/media] "My boyfriend is a drug dealer at my school, He could kill you if I wanted him to, my lord." [media]http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/70/l_79d3f6c5ea014b4c8b7e0814a1997034.jpg[/media] And amazingly, There's a "BEWARE of SCAMMERS" thread stickied at the top of their forum's General board.
[QUOTE=theredstar;19088813] Female Evony players. :byodood: [media]http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r246/greyeyes231/S6301272.jpg[/media][/QUOTE] 17/05/[b]2019[/b] What the fuck?
[QUOTE=Evony]Bewbies[/QUOTE] :flashfap:
[url] http://www.lazygamer.co.za/general-news/a-history-of-evony-ads-the-insanity-continues/[/url]
[img]http://images.lazygamer.co.za/2009/08/Evony4.jpg[/img] They even tried to get the twitards.
That woman's two front teeth are uneven.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19093355][img]http://images.lazygamer.co.za/2009/08/Evony4.jpg[/img] They even tried to get the twitards.[/QUOTE] How is that related to Twilight whatsoever? It's not like they put a copyright on black and red.
I registered with a fake email and put in the chat "WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BOOBIES" a few seconds later someone replied with "THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW"
[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/nzztf.jpg[/IMG]
Funny but did you register just to post that [editline]09:54AM[/editline] I smell an alt of lum1naire
it's ridiculous the ads and I tried it ages ago and found no way to logout or anything. Utter crap
[url]http://blog.costumecraze.com/2009/05/dubious-civony-game-uses-costume-photo[/url] It used to be Civony.
I personally play on server 106... its addicting and you don't have to actually play it that much to be good.
Didn't we already establish that Evony is a scam run by some Chinese gold farming CEO?
[QUOTE=theredstar;19088813]Found some more stuff. According to [url=http://www.bruceongames.com/2009/07/15/more-about-evony/]this blog post[/url], The guy who runs Evony has connections to Chinese MMO gold mining and was sued by Microsoft. "Girl in Evony Ad Slowly Shedding Clothing" [url]http://www.gamervision.com/gamer/coop/news/article/girl_in_evony_ad_slowly_shedding_clothing[/url] [img]http://gamervision.com/contributed/1248298020DnugKHbbBH.jpg[/img] Female Evony players. :byodood: [media]http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r246/greyeyes231/S6301272.jpg [url]http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/Shadewhisper/evony/evony1.jpg[/url] [url]http://205.photobucket.com/albums/bb244/Bogart_TR/QueenPhoto.jpg[/url] [url]http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/tt103/Lady_Melime/PictureorVideo003.jpg[/url][/media] "My boyfriend is a drug dealer at my school, He could kill you if I wanted him to, my lord." [media]http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/70/l_79d3f6c5ea014b4c8b7e0814a1997034.jpg[/media] And amazingly, There's a "BEWARE of SCAMMERS" thread stickied at the top of their forum's General board.[/QUOTE] I just laughed like a maniac at the first pictures. At the last one I stopped and just said "Oh shit."
[QUOTE=Gordon2108;19095806]*Funny picture*[/QUOTE] I noticed that too. And I laughed.
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;19095938]Funny but did you register just to post that [editline]09:54AM[/editline] I smell an alt of lum1naire[/QUOTE] no
[QUOTE=lum1naire;19106903]no[/QUOTE] No one registers just to do something like that.
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