Evony: The Ranting. - Games

I wonder what the children thinks of Evony when they sees their ads

[QUOTE=MILKE;19110418]I wonder what the children thinks of Evony when they sees their ads[/QUOTE] [i]"Look mommy! Milk!"[/i]

I think they renamed it Kingory: [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/waiwyw.jpg[/IMG] [editline]06:40PM[/editline] Not sure though. [editline]06:41PM[/editline] Calls itself the "Best free web game" Just like Evony did.

[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;19107095]No one registers just to do something like that.[/QUOTE] well obviously someone did

my cousin plays this wonder why.

[QUOTE=ashxu;19111204]my cousin plays this wonder why.[/QUOTE] Ask him if there is hot chicks and lords, etc.

Kingory? it you move the G in front of the Y you get Kinorgy

[QUOTE=MILKE;19111705][QUOTE=ashxu;19111204]my cousin plays this wonder why.[/QUOTE] Ask him if there is hot chicks and lords, etc.[/QUOTE] He stopped playing the game after 2 days, i guess that says something :downs:

[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;19111744]Kingory? it you move the G in front of the Y you get Kinorgy[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2z9l83q.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=theredstar;19112772][IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2z9l83q.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] oh dear god

hehe.. going to send them some fake email's... Deadfake.com hmm.. a good FBI email should fit

[IMG]http://i584.photobucket.com/albums/ss289/Mrfantast/EvonyFail.jpg[/IMG] I lol'd at the english. Where is the evony HQ stationed? I bet its some fat japanese dumbfuck that searches porn all day and makes his ads out of it. Edit: Just red he's chinese, I was close though.

I never really understood it the first time i saw the ads i didnt really look i just thought it was some tacky porn site :geno:

[quote=auphe;19096054]i personally play on server 106... Its addicting and you don't have to actually play it that much to be good.[/quote] ಠ_ಠ

[QUOTE=TheDKer;19083753] [img]http://contexts.org/socimages/files/2009/07/504x_evony-ad-6-thumb.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] I like how "Evony" is written so small, the ad looks like, I dunno, an ad for Brazzers.

Reviving an old thread. Couldn't help it. [B][U]FUCK EVONY![/U][/b]

Lords of Ultima is pretty fun, non-sheit version of Evony by EA

they have new hot ads to fap to, someone post them

[img]http://contexts.org/socimages/files/2009/07/504x_evony-ad-1-thumb.jpg[/img] Just look at that sexy facial hair. :fappery: I'm so in.

The funny thing is, their traffic has gone up by a considerable amount once they changed it to more porno like ads.

franks adventure that flash game is the same shit with more porn each version, that guy made a load

[QUOTE=MR-X;20977770]The funny thing is, they're traffic has gone up by a considerable amount once they changed it to more porno like ads.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure that's just the people that go "OMG BEWBIES I WANT 'EM NOW!!!!!!" click the link, and say "WTF IS THIS SHIT? NO BEWBS!?!?! I'M LEAVING!" then they leave.

My roommate played this game for a time and showed it to me. I tried it out before I found about their hilarious adverts. It's really not that great of a game, but the advertisements at least provide a laugh.

[QUOTE=Parakon;20977819]franks adventure that flash game is the same shit with more porn each version, that guy made a load[/QUOTE] I would never have guessed, since FRANK'S ADVENTURE IS A GAME WHERE YOU HAVE TO GET NUDE PICTURES OF GIRLS TO WIN THE GAME! :milk:

my point was he never changes the shitty base game because nobody plays it for anything but boobs, he could improve, he doesn't. how hard was that to understand

Funny how the chat rooms in Evony are either "Press 555 if any hott chickz wan chat wit a gangsta" or "wtf is this? this game sucks . why did I click the ad?"

[QUOTE=Parakon;20986201]my point was he never changes the shitty base game because nobody plays it for anything but boobs, he could improve, he doesn't. how hard was that to understand[/QUOTE]It's supposed to be a porn game, what kind of depth did you expect

porn games are always expertly programmed

It has a brilliant marketing campaign. Millions of socially-inept nerds + the internet + the promise of boobies = RIDICULOUS PROFIT

Half a year ago, when the hawt ads started popping up, my brain somehow thought it was rewarding to click them. Then i thought "No, what the hell am I doing" and closed the tab :geno: