The world is sent into stagnation as you continue building your tunnel. Foul words would be a wise choice to get yourself off your lazy arse and work on the thread.
>Use foul language to persuade the OP to work on the thread
[QUOTE=horsedrowner;28301343]>Use foul language to persuade the OP to work on the thread[/QUOTE]
Despite your want to continue your tunnel, you must continue the thread.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/dvpgX.png[/img]
Five Stone Pickaxes have been crafted. Nothing will stand before your might.
> Throw said pickaxes into a pit as a sacrifice to floyd
[QUOTE=supersnail11;28301505]> Throw said pickaxes into a pit as a sacrifice to floyd[/QUOTE]
You fail to see the logicality in this command, but do it nonetheless.
It's turning dark outside, so you throw the Stone Pickaxes into your mine instead.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LZvkx.png[/img]
Floyd would be touched.
> Dig straight down inside the house with your newly crafted pickaxes!
[QUOTE=Rageblood;28301610]> Dig straight down inside the house with your newly crafted pickaxes![/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/tLY1S.png[/img]
OH GOOD FUCKING JOB NUMBNUTS
You have lost all items in your previous possession.
You are [b]fucking deceased you clever faggot[/b].
>bathe in the holy lava and sacrifice yourself to flyod's spirit
>Respawn, and forge a mighty wood pickaxe with which to toss into the lava pools. Maybe Bruno would come back.
Guys, I think we're going to win.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;28301719]>Respawn, and forge a mighty wood pickaxe with which to toss into the lava pools. Maybe Bruno would come back.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/66III.png[/img]
You have crafted yourself a glorious Wooden Pickaxe.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/jUOH6.png[/img]
Never mind.
> Switch to default textures so your bed stops being gray blocks.
[QUOTE=Sukor;28301866]> Switch to default textures so your bed stops being gray blocks.[/QUOTE]
You would never do such a thing! You feel slight sexual attraction to the sleekness of the planks, after all. And you've become quite accustomed to the grey blocks you call your bed.
> Go outside and find a creeper to be your friend.
[QUOTE=supersnail11;28302180]Go outside and find a creeper to be your friend.[/QUOTE]
You are a huge idiot and are promptly ignored.
[QUOTE=DarkwindLeaf;28302194]You are a huge idiot and are promptly ignored.[/QUOTE]
> Get blown up by creeper
[QUOTE=supersnail11;28302226]> Get blown up by creeper[/QUOTE]
You feel compelled to be blown up by a Creeper, but realise that whoever issued this command has been classified as a huge ([b]HUGE[/b]) idiot by compwhizii. Whoever that is - maybe he's a God?
> Find some sheep to shear, then replace your disgusting sand floor with a tasteful pink wool carpet in your house.
[QUOTE=DarkwindLeaf;28302257]You feel compelled to be blown up by a Creeper, but realise that whoever issued this command has been classified as a huge ([b]HUGE[/b]) idiot by compwhizii. Whoever that is - maybe he's a God?[/QUOTE]
> Worship said god.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;28302280]> Find some sheep to shear, then replace your disgusting sand floor with a tasteful pink wool carpet in your house.[/QUOTE]
As you go to exit the door, you fall down the hole again.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/pUhDU.png[/img]
Deceased yet again.
It was night outside anyway.
[editline]26th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=supersnail11;28302304]> Worship said god.[/QUOTE]
You don't need Gods: you're a rebellious motherfucker.
>remove a single block in your ceiling.
>After getting logs and wood and sticks create several stone pickaxes and mine a fair amount of Stone to enlarge Floyd's monument like Justin Beiber and Viagra.
> Title Menu
>Respawn, and wait for the heat death of the universe.
[QUOTE=Derpmeifter;28302328]>remove a single block in your ceiling.[/QUOTE]
A single Wood is removed from your ceiling. Thankfully, it's over the lava pit: no mobs are getting in just yet.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/0EJyR.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Zombie Strider;28302360]>After getting logs and wood and sticks create several stone pickaxes and mine a fair amount of Stone to enlarge Floyd's monument like Justin Beiber and Viagra.[/QUOTE]
You are confused: can vaginas [i]really[/i] become enlarged by viagra?
[QUOTE=supersnail11;28302371]> Title Menu[/QUOTE]
The Gods tell you that only a huge idiot would suggest this.
Hug someone.
>Go to sleep. In the morning, cut down trees and make a ladder to your roof.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;28302477]>Go to sleep. In the morning, cut down trees and make a ladder to your roof.[/QUOTE]
You have been rudely awoken in the middle of the night by a Zombie.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/DjPR9.png[/img]
It's occurred to you how much beds suck.
>Punch zombie in the nose and go back to sleep.
>sleep with zombie
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