>Defend against the zombie, patch up the holes in the house, and get to work on some windows, a staircase and a small tower on the roof! Also adopt a "fuck you" attitude towards pesky monsters.
> Move your bed away from the wall. After you punch the zombie down the lava pit.
[QUOTE=Zombie Strider;28302554]>Punch zombie in the nose and go back to sleep.[/QUOTE]
You assert your authority and return to sleep.
In the morning, you collect wood and build a ladder to your roof as previously commanded.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/vTJ4c.png[/img]
Unfortunately, you built it over your lava pit and now have a slight risk whenever you wish to climb it.
>Ascend
[QUOTE=Sukor;28302709]>Ascend[/QUOTE]
You ascend to your rooftop.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/e0AYD.png[/IMG]
In the distance, you see a stylish trio of White Sheep. Among them is a single Black Sheep. The God known as TH89 telepathically communicates with you, saying not to mention anything about [sp]white supremacy[/sp].
Descend
[QUOTE=supersnail11;28302868]Descend[/QUOTE]
You descend in a rather quick fashion.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/CXjm7.png[/img]
You are deceased.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/kn39W.png[/img]
>Paint some sheep pink, then shear them in honor of Bruno. In other words, go out and find some bones and roses, you sissy.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;28302954]>Paint the sheep pink, then shear them in honor of Bruno.[/QUOTE]
You have no Pink Dye. In fact, you have no Dye at all.
> Cover up death pit to lava and build safe alternate access to the lava pool.
[QUOTE=DarkwindLeaf;28301880]You would never do such a thing! You feel slight sexual attraction to the sleekness of the planks, after all. And you've become quite accustomed to the grey blocks you call your bed.[/QUOTE]
> Open your texture pack's terrain.png and make your own bed with your mspaint skills.
Find some bones and roses, you sissy.
[QUOTE=Sukor;28302981]> Cover up death pit to lava and build safe alternate access to the lava pool.[/QUOTE]
You promptly cover up the hole with sand.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/WBLV8.png[/img]
Looks like that plan...
...went to hell.
YYYYYYno
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[QUOTE=Barrowsx;28303035]> Open your texture pack's terrain.png and make your own bed with your mspaint skills.[/QUOTE]
You decide you are skilled enough to create a sexy bed of your own.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/tHKSh.png[/img]
>Go outside and get a good amount of logs. Then create a double chest and place it inside your hut.
[QUOTE=Waze;28303352]>Go outside and get a good amount of logs. Then create a double chest and place it inside your hut.[/QUOTE]
You create yourself a Large Chest and place your items inside it.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/sEaKr.png[/img]
(Sorry for the relatively long wait: my internet cut out for a bit!)
>Dig some dirt and place it over the hole.
[QUOTE=supersnail11;28303664]>Dig some dirt and place it over the hole.[/QUOTE]
Your handicraft skills are ummatchable as you levitate a piece of dirt over a massive pit that leads to a lava hole.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Fodi6.png[/img]
>Grab planks and turn floor into wooden floor.
>Using your cobble pickaxes, expand your mine till you find a cave.
[QUOTE=Zombie Strider;28303748]>Grab planks and turn floor into wooden floor.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/1hDJh.png[/img]
Your floor gives off a certain sheen that encourages you to lick it and beat your meat.
>Cover up hole in roof before a creeper comes in and blows up while you sleep.
[QUOTE=Meloan;28303905]>Cover up hole in roof before a creeper comes in and blows up while you sleep.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/UGPlZ.png[/img]
You cannot cover up the hole: there is a ladder in the way.
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Next post is probably going to be my last for the night, guys.
>Wonder why your skin is suddenly a darker colour
[QUOTE=Skidd;28304048]>Wonder why your skin is suddenly a darker colour[/QUOTE]
You contemplate the possibility of an ethnicity change in a matter of minutes. You pass this off as impossible and blame the heavens of minecraft.net. You also notice that the last command of the night was fairly rubbish and that it should be stormed with optimisticy.
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and that's all folks
>Go outside and dance.
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Fuuuuuuu!
> Upon coming back, create an out post on the roof and provide light to stop Mob spawning on it.
>Go shear some sheep and build a monument to your lovely wooden house.
> Commit to Wooden Floorboards
>Acquire many objects to build.
>Locate diamond, Mine Obsidian.
>Create portal to the Nether
>Fuck a ghast in the asshole
>Fall to your doom, sexually satisfied.
>Open up the lava hole, use it as a sacrificial pit to honour Floyd.
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