>magically teleport to your tunnel which is in dire need of boosters.
>When you finally update this thread, do every single one of our suggestions at the same time.
>[b]UPDATE THE FUCKING THREAD[/b]
/c
[QUOTE=Eltro102;28386092]>Dont update the thread[/QUOTE]
You take this idea into mass consideration.
You do, however, feel you should give the thread some more love.
The type of love between you and Floyd.
Except you've got fucking school later.
[B][I]SCHOOL.[/I][/B]
Dat education man
On an unrelated note, what texture pack is that? Probably already asked before but whatever.
So you have school all day?
[QUOTE=commandhat;28397233]Dat education man
On an unrelated note, what texture pack is that? Probably already asked before but whatever.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://eldpack.com/[/url]
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;28398139]So you have school all day?[/QUOTE]
we have 1440 minute school days here
[QUOTE=Derpmeifter;28401042]we have 1440 minute school days here[/QUOTE]
School isn't a place....
[i][b][u]IT'S YOUR LIFE[/i][/b][/u]
> Respawn, Hit escape, go to options, and change the difficulty to peaceful. After which you can safely go outside and fuck a sheep up the ass so hard the wool turns into a coat without you even needing to do anything.
[QUOTE=DarkwindLeaf;28281308]
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/JtAC2.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
D:
My dog is named Floyd
He lives! Floyd has resurrected as liamhailhail's dog!
[QUOTE=supersnail11;28351298]>Find a sheep and name him Lloyd[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/DSFUS.png[/img]
"Good morning, Lloyd. How are you this fine day?"
While talking, you notice that you have a new Deadpool skin. The fourth wall is now your bitch.
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;28386652]>magically teleport to your tunnel which is in dire need of boosters.[/QUOTE]
Your tunnel is in another world and you are not capable of cross-dimension teleportation. Sucks to be you.
[QUOTE=Usernameztaken;28411193]> Respawn, Hit escape, go to options, and change the difficulty to peaceful. After which you can safely go outside and fuck a sheep up the ass so hard the wool turns into a coat without you even needing to do anything.[/QUOTE]
You contemplate this but realise Minecraft has a severe lack of sexual intercourse. You don't quite see how you can make a coat out of blocks, either.
[b]oh look i'm not fucking lazy any more[/b]
>Dig a diagonal staircase to bedrock outside your house. And don't do it silly with just your hands, use shovels and picks.
There are no shovels or picks of any kind in MANCRAFT. >Use your hands to gather bruised knuckles.
[QUOTE=Artix3;28433961]>Dig a diagonal staircase to bedrock outside your house. And don't do it silly with just your hands, use shovels and picks.[/QUOTE]
You would do so, but you are locked in rather awkward combat in an alternate dimension.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ZtJqz.png[/img]
[i]how the fuck did you get here[/i]
[editline]5th March 2011[/editline]
Scratch that, you have succeeded in combat and returned to your regular dimension.
>Run toward skeleton, pierce through face with green jelly. Consume bones/arrows.
>Get rounded.
You have already successfully defeated the Skeleton and returned to your regular dimension.
(how the fuck do i keep forgetting about this thread)
>Bookmark this thread and set it as your homepage in order to not keep forgetting about this thread
[QUOTE=horsedrowner;28437191]>Bookmark this thread and set it as your homepage in order to not keep forgetting about this thread[/QUOTE]
You have already bookmarked the thread since page 1, but setting it as your home page would be pointless as you are mainly messing around with your main world in Minecraft.
>Make a few .txt documents on your desktop that are named "UPDATE THE THREAD," in all caps, of course.
[QUOTE=DarkwindLeaf;28439675]You have already bookmarked the thread since page 1, but setting it as your home page would be pointless as you are mainly messing around with your main world in Minecraft.[/QUOTE]
>replace main world with "rip floyd you will be missed" world. Proceed with thread.
>Destroy bedrock with your bare hands.
>Destroy dirt over pit, then toss everything in your inventory down the lava pit. Afterwards, jump in.
>Tell facepunch to shut the fuck up about killing yourself.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;28443468]>Destroy bedrock with your bare hands.[/QUOTE]
You break your fists in an attempt to do this.
[QUOTE=Greyson;28447296]>Tell facepunch to shut the fuck up about killing yourself.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/yutZf.png[/img]
[QUOTE=MeltingData;28445865]>Destroy dirt over pit, then toss everything in your inventory down the lava pit. Afterwards, jump in.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/cDqYw.png[/img]
After your absence, you notice that your world has been slightly modified by the Gods. You are now in possession of:
No graph for F3.
No 'score' on death.
A Grappling Hook.
TooManyItems.
>create new world with random seed
> Respawn. Fill your entire inventory with gravel and dirt. Build your house out of gravel; use dirt to keep the gravel from falling down where appropiate.
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