>Once you return to the surface, jump off the tree and learn how to fly.
>go diving and kill some squids to get enough paint to paint all sheep black
>scale the wall out of the hole
>use dirt to make a DARING escape. Make a montage of you running from creepers.
>use your TooManyItems to give yourself lava and light the forest on fire
Now i want a treehouse.
>Get yourself some leather and make armor.
>Place gravel such that you die
[QUOTE=Penis Colada;28559236]>create a new world called "[b]dick butt[/b]" with seed "[b]fucknugget[/b]"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Penis Colada;28559236][img]http://avatars.fpcontent.net/image.php?u=3736&dateline=1260813878[/img][/QUOTE]
Your avatar makes the joke :v:
>With what wood you have create another crafting bench and craft more pickaxes and continue.
Sorry guys, trying to fix some problem with my graphics card or whatnot. I'll do an update in a bit.
[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;28564091]>use dirt to make a DARING escape. [b]Make a montage of you running from creepers.[/b][/QUOTE]
This interests me and I have quite the plan.
[editline]12th March 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=nmagain;28561413]>return to surface and have intercourse with cow[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/48WUz.png[/img]
You have returned to the surface. Your mind says no, but your body says yes: you're going to fuck a cow.
There's none in sight.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;28562249]>Once you return to the surface, jump off the tree and learn how to fly.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/APBGt.png[/img]
Ow. Smooth moves, shitbrain.
[QUOTE=nmagain;28563362]>go diving and kill some squids to get enough paint to paint all sheep black[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/zgFfQ.png[/img]
Your [b]SUPER HARDCORE[/b] paddling pool is neither deep enough nor contains enough squids to colour the entire Sheep civilization into half of London.
[QUOTE=Eltro102;28564390]>use your TooManyItems to give yourself lava and light the forest on fire[/QUOTE]
You lack the Alcohol to be able to do this.
[QUOTE=LaTrefle;28565920]Now i want a treehouse.
>Get yourself some leather and make armor.[/QUOTE]
I don't think Creepers or Zombies drop Leather.
And that's all in sight.
[QUOTE=Zombie Strider;28567144]>With what wood you have create another crafting bench and craft more pickaxes and continue.[/QUOTE]
Your hole is already filled in and fuck that why would you even go back down there are you insane man go see a doctor or something goddamn what is wrong with yoouuu
[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;28564091]>use dirt to make a DARING escape. Make a montage of you running from creepers.[/QUOTE]
In gawd damn progress.
>Cook Bacon
>Fuck this world, ragequit and make a new one
[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;28564091]>use dirt to make a DARING escape. Make a montage of you running from creepers.[/QUOTE]
You have constructed the most unique, abstract and impressive montage in the history of both man and beast.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ots0PR1PI7s[/media]
>Eat all of the sand and gain glass-shitting powers.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;28572009]>Eat all of the sand and gain glass-shitting powers.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/mzftK.png[/img]
You have consumed all the Sand in the land and are now capable of excreting Glass.
jesus fuck that sounds painful
Use your newfound powers to fight crime
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;28585990]Use your newfound powers to fight crime[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ddePe.png[/img]
You shat out Glass and constructed a dome to hold the Villain Zombie.
Your Superhero status is unmatchable.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;28585990]Use your newfound powers to fight crime[/QUOTE]
use a > goddamit
Open the roof and shit on the zombie
> Wonder why the texture pack suddenly changed
> Wait until dawn, fending off any ne'erdowells that would release such a foul criminal. In such a lawless land, the only justice system is the sun, and you feel a bit bright this night.
>Cover the roof in dirt and keep the Villain Zombie as a pet
-With your new hero status and glass shitting powers, make a modern wonder of the New Glass hanging Gardens to increse the town's visibility, jobs, income, tourism and hopefully decrease this crime rate.
>Use a level editor to replace all the wood with lava.
[QUOTE=Dog;28597060]>Use a level editor to replace all the wood with lava.[/QUOTE]
>Then replace all leaves with iron, and all wood with obsidian.
[QUOTE=Epicbawmbar;28587701]Open the roof and shit on the zombie[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/IdtJQ.png[/img]
hnnnnnnnng
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;28594479]> Wait until dawn, fending off any ne'erdowells that would release such a foul criminal. In such a lawless land, the only justice system is the sun, and you feel a bit bright this night.[/QUOTE]
You "fend off" Villains until morning. You have been killed once and now live on half a heart.
Surely your glass-shitting powers can't save you now?
[QUOTE=Zombie Strider;28596680]>Cover the roof in dirt and keep the Villain Zombie as a pet[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/mbCcA.png[/img]
Unfortunately, the Villain Zombie is deceased. Probably due to lack of air, you thoughtless moron.
[QUOTE=StealthArcher;28596760]-With your new hero status and glass shitting powers, make a modern wonder of the New Glass hanging Gardens to increse the town's visibility, jobs, income, tourism and hopefully decrease this crime rate.[/QUOTE]
You'd rather shit glass and make unimportant crap.
[QUOTE=Dog;28597060]>Use a level editor to replace all the wood with lava.[/QUOTE]
are you high
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;28597879]>Then replace all leaves with iron, and all wood with obsidian.[/QUOTE]
are you his dealer
>Shit out a shrine to Floyd
[QUOTE=Skidd;28600680]>Shit out a shrine to Floyd[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ln25H.png[/img]
Minor dilemma.
[QUOTE=DarkwindLeaf;28600744][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/Ln25H.png[/img_thumb]
Minor dilemma.[/QUOTE]
give him a glass flower
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